Jedi Unite !!!

[Champion of the Force]

Sith - butt out. :p

:: goes to a hill on the battleground, and plants a big huge flag on top with 'JEDI RULE' written on it ::

Here we shall make our stand against all that is evil and unjust yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah ...

[TheHolo.Net]

This is odd, being in the OOC forum, and from a retired player. :p

Plants his American flag and kicks back with a cold beer to watch.

[Sanis Prent]

Being a damned mercenary scumbag...I shall drink whiskey and eat doughnuts.

[Morgan Evanar]

God I'm hungry *sneaks and steals a dougnught from Sanis, who will be none-the wiser- for several minutes*

[Q]

(creates a 750 foot high flag and plants in on top of the other ones)

[Luuke Skywalker]

The outcast looks in through the window at the happy go lucky Jedi as the rain beats down upon him in an unforgiving and merciless manner. With a trembling lip and a tear in his eye he walks away alone into the dark to feast upon the bodies of rats and discarded food rations in the alleys once more.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew? verrrjy odd....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

What, a Jedi party!? wait...they have FOOD! *hungry pregnant woman stomach growls* Must...sneak...in.....

[Champion of the Force]

That's retired JEDI player to you, Mr SWFans.Net. :p

:: gets big broom ::

Get off our hill you damn Sith! :rant

:: begins sweeping everyone off ::

[Alpha]

*eats some food behind the Jedi flag*

[Admiral Lebron]

<-- Orders One thousand StormTroopers to go get him some yummy food for his tummy!

[Cizerack Hunter Forces]

A low rumbling gradually grows in volume, shaking the hill and everone on it, as suddenly 250 million red-armored felinoids come charging forward in every direction...


<font size=70>FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! </font>

[Admiral Lebron]

<-- orders his Stormtroopers to form a British Cube, and defend the food!

[Cizerack Hunter Forces]

LOL...Stormtroopers can't fight Ewoks, much less a quarter of a billion aliens with claws, fangs, 4x strength and 2x speed.

:cat

Stormies on the half shell! :cat :cat :cat

[Admiral Lebron]

They can shoot? That's al they are doing is shreding your charging kittens with blasters.


:shootin:shootin:shootin :cat:cat:cat =
:ghost:ghost:ghost

[Sanis Prent]

What, you think Cizerack are unarmed...or unarmored for that matter?

Not to mention...250 million of them.

[Admiral Lebron]

Refer to the little diagram!

[Sanis Prent]

Your scatterbrained logic needs tinkering.

[Admiral Lebron]

Then it wouldn't be scatterbrained would it?

[TheHolo.Net]

Has the ability to close all this and in effect destroy/trap everyone here.

>D

Dons his hat that reads "God Mode Defined"

[Admiral Lebron]

Ack! >_<

[Champion of the Force]

Side note: I find it somewhat ironic that a thread with the purpose of uniting the Jedi has attracted everyone BUT the Jedi. :\

Oh well.

:: summons huge Force blast which wipes away the invading forces ::

[Force Master Hunter]

:: Runs in, with Frying Pan::

Sorry! Had some panning of Sith to do! Meesa here now!!

[Champion of the Force]

:: acciendentally blasts off SWFans.Net ::

Arrrggghhh!!!! Save the forum!

:: runs off to get back SWFans.Net ::

[TheHolo.Net]

Puts hands on hips and taps foot.

Hrmmph.

[Grand Admiral Thrawn]

*Dresses up in a ReaperFett costume*

I'm a Jedi :)

[Alpha]

*smacks away the Reaper-lookalike with a rafter as he walks in*

Sup? I'm here.

[Admiral Lebron]

<-- takes out his youghurt costume from when he was 10 and acts like the SWFans Yog.

[Morgan Evanar]

*owns the fake Yog with his friend Desert Eagle, .5-0

[Mhalbrecht Dalarsco]

*Runs to the top, and rips up the Jedi flag, then plants one with a smiling Darth Vader mask on a red background where it used to be, then uses the force to steal all of the jelly doughnuts.*
You can have the others, I only like jelly.:cat :D

[Seth Darkserpent]

A....smiling....Darth Vader? O_o

Newsflash, he wears a mask :)

[Mhalbrecht Dalarsco]

I ment the mouth triangle thing was in a smile shape:mneh

[Seth Darkserpent]

That'd be an entirely different mask :)

[Alpha]

Stop arguing about the mask!

[Admiral Lebron]

Uh-oh :o

[Force Master Hunter]

Somehow, Darth Vader smiling is just plain wrong

:: Rips out flag, purs petrol on it, burns to ashes and replants Jedi flag, before taking out Frying Pan of Death and...

FORCE FRYING PAN!!!


WHAM!!!!

:: Mhalbert flys through the air, with the greatest of ease, smashing though trapese, tied to the trees::

[Admiral Lebron]

<--- snickers!

[Sanis Prent]

FORCE ENEMA!

(A white-hot glowing sphere flies out of nowhere and impales Lebron through his posterior sphincter, accelerating him into the stratosphere like some unholy bottle rocket. The sphere detonates, and Lebron-like confetti floats back to earth, where it is re-assembled by the world's best proctologist.


Results may vary ;) Inflatable donut is advised :lol )

[Admiral Lebron]

WOW! Again! Again!

[Force Master Hunter]

:: Looks up at the Imperial firing upwards, like a rocket::

Wow.... I havent seen the FORCE ENEMA done on anyone in a long time......

[Alpha]

"I've never seen it done, but I've heard horror stories of it...."

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

OOC: twas used on me and I think wuss boy too.....

IC: *sneaks in, steals some food then runs off*

[Mhalbrecht Dalarsco]

All right, I guess the dif mask was a bit much.
*Put's a flag with the regular Vader mask on it in the spot where the old one stood.*:evil

[Novi Paran]

Plants a hundred and fifty live detonators somewhere in this thread, passes a box of donuts and requisitions it.

"Oh darn, there is no jellies left."
Jets out there before the cizeracks notice the box is gone!