ALL MUTANTS SURRENDER!!!

[Senator Kelly]

By the power invested in me by the people of the United States I declare this battleground close and all the people in it arrested. After a rigorous investigation we have found that all you show mutant characteristics such as odd color sking, shooting electricity from your body, moving things without touching them, drinking excesively without loosing conscience and simply being plain nasty.

If you surrender peacefully I will put a good word with the courts and your sentence will be shorter, if you don't the whole US army will be after you!!!

[JediBoricua]

You and your troops don't scare us, bring them on

::ignites LS::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: The arming of a shotgun is heard::

You cant do much when your full of lead Kelly.

[The Lounge Lizard]

DIE BIPARTISAN LEGISLATIVE SCUM!

[Lady Mara Jade]

Woohoo... bring on the Sentinels! :)

[JediBoricua]

You were warned

::JB uses force speed and charges at the bureocrat::

[Senator Kelly]

You were warned

:: Kelly goes for his radio::

all units attack!!!

:: From behind the senator, 1000 armored US ARMY tanks appear, behind the metal beast 300 platoons of Marines. Also 6 squadrons of F-16 are deployed and 200 Apache Choppers::

Kill all mutans!!

[Lady Mara Jade]

Oh wait!

:: Drops her weapons and walks toward the Senator::

Take me to your leader. :)

[The Lounge Lizard]

LOL...don't forget your cigar!

[Lady Mara Jade]

LOL! Oh no!

Seriously.. I think the leader is Master Mold... that big huge robot. I was gonna try and kill him myself. :)

[Senator Kelly]

::All the troops fire at once!!!::

Lounge Lizard, I will see that you are tortured for your remarks.

[Lady Mara Jade]

::Taps foot::

Well Senator?

[Darth Lynch]

Senator Kelly I have an unusal sense of perception.

And right now it tells me your staff screwed up your website address.

Take the extra t off of watch.

You might want to make sure the staff doesn't work so much overtime.

[Senator Kelly]

::looks at the beautiful mutant::

Ahhhh....ehhhh...stay away from me....I am a happily wedded man, I mean I am protected by the constitution.....ahhhh.....man you're hot!

[Lady Mara Jade]

::Giggles slightly::

What's the problem? I'm surrendering to you. You're about to make your first Mutant capture on this Battleground. :)

[The Lounge Lizard]

Your filibusters do not frighten me...besides, I have a weapon even MORE terrifying

[40 foot tall Bill Clinton Monster]

WOO HOO!

Boy I'm hungry. I need somebody to pick me up a few hundred Big Macs.

DAMN Mara...you're hot...I mean....you're HIRED, as an Intern!

Senator Kelly...BEWARE MY VETO!

[Lady Mara Jade]

Sick.

[Senator Kelly]

::Grabs handcuffs::

Now come here beautiful ;)

[Wife of Senator Kelly]

::Taps the senator's shoulder::

huh...hmmmmmmmmmmm

What do you think you are doing old fart? HUH? Flirting with some mutant bimbo chick?

::Starts to cry::

Oh johny, I've given you the best years of my life, and this is how you pay me?!?! Damn you and your mutant chase.
I'm going to tell the world your secret!!!

[Senator Kelly]

No Susan NO!!! Don't say my secret. I swear to you:

"I DID <FONT COLOR=RED>NOT</FONT> HAD <FONT COLOR=RED>SEXUAL</FONT> RELATIONSHIPS WITH THAT <FONT COLOR=RED>MUTANT</FONT>

[Wife of Senator Kelly]

How dare you say suck lies PERVERT and I will tell your secret. Citizens of America, MY HUSBAND IS A MUTANT!!! HE HAS OVERSIZED ORGANS AND HE HAS THE POWER OF BEING UP ALL NIGHT!!! Now shoot him.

::All the tanks shoot simultaneously at the Senator, blowing him to pieces::

[Senator Kelly]

NOOOOOOO!!!!! AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......aaahhh...

[40 foot tall Bill Clinton Monster]

Yeah...and you're @#%$in fired, too!

[Bounty Hunter Aki]

I'm not an animal!
:: takes a rock and throws it at Bill Clinton's nuts ::
:lol: !

[GuardPiett]

ow, aki, that is just cruel . . even HE didnt deserve that . . what the hell am i saying?!?!? throw another!!

[Bounty Hunter Aki]

:: looks at Piett ::
Only if you help.
:: drags a bag full of stones over to where they are standing and starts throwing rocks at Bill Clinton ::

[Darth Dyzm]

That was disturbing

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

I am a mutant? No! I am a cyborg! CYBORG!

[Demon115]

I am a mutant and darn proud. The mutant powers have made me into a super mutant.