A totally ridiculous battle.

[Darth Turbogeek]

You can do anything, but you can ONLY use quotes from movies

"Aye, they say Darth Turbogeek 7 foot tall. Kills enemies by the hundreds. Fireballs come from his eyes and lightning from his arse!"

Get the idea? :)

[Vengence]

He's no ordinary rabbit. Vengence is death with big nasty pointy teeth

[Darth Turbogeek]

I fart in your general direction!

[AdmiralAckbar247]

Turbogeek: "What do you want Boricua!"

JB: "I want the TRUTH!!, why are you leaving?"

Turbogeek: "YOu can't handle the truth, nor the frying pan"

[JediBoricua]

Hey sith, sith, sith...swing sith

[Lord Fire Blade]

Eh, you takin to me? You talkin to ME?

[Ayanami Rai]

So, I married an ax murderer.

[JediBoricua]

"swfans.net the final frontier"

[JediBoricua]

"My name is jedi, jediBoricua; Master Yoghurt always said the Force was like a box of chocolates, you never know which side your gonna get"

[The Lounge Lizard]

Hello Itala Marzullo. My name is The Lounge Lizard. You killed my sister. Prepare to die.

[JediBoricua]

"Take the red pill, you'll wake up in your bed and think this was all a dream, take the blue pill and your go into a larger world, the LIGH SIDE"

[Darth Lynch]

All I want is a DeathStar with freaken lasers beams, is that too much to ask? I'm the Sith Emperor, need to know these things.

[JediBoricua]

"Can you feel the FORCE tonigh"

[Lord Fire Blade]

Is that the Force in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

[ReaperFett]

(As a sub-thing, I will only use Steve Buscemi and Bruce Campbell quotes)

"I'm sorry ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave"
"Who the hell are you?"
"The names Fett (CHIK-CHIK). Jedi"

[JediBoricua]

"The first rule about the jedi: WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE JEDI. The second rule about the jedi: WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE JEDI"

[The Lounge Lizard]

:: BANG! ::

Oh, I'm sorry TK-421...did I break your concentration?

WHAT does Darth Vader look like?

Does he look like a bitch?

I SAID DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Then why you tryin to @#%$ him like a bitch?

[Wife of Senator Kelly]

No Alpha we do NOT eat our gungan. We love our gungan.

[Darth Turbogeek]

HELLO? I asked for the large lightsabre?

[Darth Stone]

" Hard the Dark side is too see "
Jedi master,
Yoda

[The Lounge Lizard]

Stone...the point is to fuse it with another movie.

[The Unknown Gamer]

10000 Forumsin the this galaxy, I had to pick the one that the Jedi's go to.

[Darth Stone]

" Only an arib would bring a Sith to war "

THE 13th WARRIOR

This is the best i could do you all toke the best ones

[Bounty Hunter Aki]

"Shut your @#%$ing face Jedi @#%$! You're a @#%$ing @#%$ Jedi @#%$! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,you just @#%$ Jedi all day long!"

[Darth Havok]

"To kill or not to kill that is the question?"




"redrum....redrum...redrum." *Bashes head into some glass*

[Vengence]

Get off that!!

Awww, I jsut wanted to feel the power between my legs

[ReaperFett]

"We've got front row tickets to the end of the world!"

[Sith Kat]

:: watching Boba Fett in action ::

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

[The Unknown Gamer]

If fighting the Jedi gives me the right to be with my girlfriend Aki, then I'll do it.

(I don't remember this quote fully but, it's from Saving Private Ryan)

[ReaperFett]

"This is so much fun it's freaky!"

[RHJediKnight]

"If Itala only had a brain..."

[Vengence]

THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!

[Bounty Hunter Aki]

SH*T,SH*T,ZE GUARD DOGS! I HATE ZE GUARD DOGS!
:: runs out of a hole in the ground being chased by dogs ::

[Darth Lynch]

This wouldn't be the first time someone has gone to the darkside to escape being your friend.

[The Lounge Lizard]

My...my car. If I sold my car, how many Gungans could I save? A hundred.

And this pin....that's ten Gungans...

(Schindler's List)

[ReaperFett]

"Two went down, only one came up"

[Darth Lynch]

The Jedi must be stopped, no matter the cost.

[RHJediKnight]

Me Grimlock no Sith, me Grimlock Jedi!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Looks like I picked a bad day to give up the Force

[SAURRON]

One Swedish made lightsaber enlarger.
One credit card receipt for one swedish made lightsaber enlarger signed by DT.
One warrenty card for a swedish made lightsaber enlarger filled out by...DT
One book titled... Swedish lightsaber enlargers and me... (they are my bag baby)... written by DT.

[Darth Lynch]

Coronation Princess? This is bad comedy.

*disintegrates her with blaster*

[Ayanami Rai]

"How can you help me if you don't believe me? I see dead Jedi's"

[RHJediKnight]

"And to answer your question, aye, if you join us, ye get to kill Sith."

"Excellent!"

[Grand Adm Thrawn]

Italas girl friend sucks 37 d*cks

in a Row?!?

<clerks>

[JediBoricua]

"this sith will self-destruct in 5 seconds"

[SAURRON]

Jedi and Gungans living together.. mass hysteria!!


(ghostbusters)

[Ayanami Rai]

"We're not in Tatooine anymore Toto."

[Ayanami Rai]

"She insulted my lightsaber. I felt obligated to defend myself..."



(mall Rats. Rama would know about this one)

[RHJediKnight]

They may take our lives, but they can never take our lightsabers!!!

[The Unknown Gamer]

How many Jedi's is it going to take? 1000? 10000? 100000? 1000000? HOW MANY JEDI'S IS IT GOING TO TAKE?!?!?!

(Star Trek- Insurrection)

[SAURRON]

Well!! go on!! jerk those smoke wagons..I said jerk em Jedi

(Tombstone)

[The Lounge Lizard]

What makes a man like the Lounge Lizard do the kind of things he does?

A man like LL has a great big hole right through the middle of him. He can never kill enough, destroy enough, or inflict enough pain to fill it.

What does he want?

Revenge.

For what?

....For being born?

[SAURRON]

Why Johny Lizard!! where are you goin with that shotgun?!

[Grand Adm Thrawn]

Saurron to cross this bridge you need to answer three questions..

what is your name?

"saurron"

What is your fav color?

"blue....... no wait

::saurron flys off the cliff in to nothing::"

<quest for the holy grail>

[The Unknown Gamer]

It's incredible! With this powers I can become.......A Sith Warrior! I can find Good, Protect the Evil, WORK FOR UNIVERSAL DOMINATION!!!!!

(The Mask)

[Jen Katrina]

*Star Trek: First Contact*

They set up an Empire. We fall back.

They slaughter thousands of innocents and destroy an entire planet. We fall back.

They kill and steal from us till we have nothing left. We fall back.

The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther!


((does that sound ok?))

[The Unknown Gamer]

If you make a Jedi become a Padawan.......He's going to want to Master.

(Air Force One)