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Itala Marzullo
Jun 7th, 2000, 05:48:29 PM
***the ship comes out of hyperspace and it quickly deploys fighters, they surround the huge Star Destroyer***

"It's time to attack!"

***the ships start firing at the Jedi ship hangars blasting everything on their way...***

"Get the nuclear cannon ready Admiral, they'll be destroyed!"

ReaperFett
Jun 7th, 2000, 05:51:19 PM
sure Italia, nukes in Star Wars....


nice to see you help your fellow Sith out, isn't it?

Darth Dyzm
Jun 7th, 2000, 05:51:49 PM
::The Black Lighting Fires 2 heavy Rockets at the Sheild Generators, the first one collapses the Sheilds and the Second Destroys it, The Black Lighting Inverts and fires a spread of Torpedos, taking out Gun Turrents and Com Dishes::

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 7th, 2000, 06:01:06 PM
n/o but the other one was better cause it had more words. I will do something, though.
::A small gunboat enters the arena::
::Inside is the Bounty Hunter, Dreyas Allenoas, followed by his trusty sidekick, Johnny.::

The Lounge Lizard
Jun 7th, 2000, 06:09:44 PM
:: The Oozaru II cruises idly through the perimeter, passively scanning and maintaining a low profile. LL patches a HoloNet communique to the Jedi Council ::

Fox609
Jun 7th, 2000, 06:10:55 PM
"The cannon is ready!"
::Fires he cannon & takes out a few Jedi ships::
::Takes out his mini ion blaster & shoots @ the gunboat causing it's engines to overheat & explode::

OOC: Itala: I don't have a lot of time to be on the net today, but I will contribute to this battle as much as I can.

Rmiao
Jun 7th, 2000, 07:17:19 PM
::ignores god mode thread::

The Lounge Lizard
Jun 7th, 2000, 07:49:37 PM
If that shot was intended for my ship...think again.

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:15:16 PM
Okay..that was wrong...I won't ignore it though...make this interesting. Your ass is mine!
::The ship comes crashing down::
::The escape pod comes out with Dreyas and Johnny::
::The escape takes Johnny away::
:: Dreyas stays by getting launched out of the pod::
:: Dreyas turns on his jet pack::
::He spins around::
Die bitch!
::Pulls out his arm, now it has been replaced with a nuclear missle launcher::
I can play GOD MODE too!
::Launchs the nuke at Fox609::
::Fox609 looks stupid::
::Fox609 DIES::
FOTFLMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Lounge Lizard
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:18:33 PM
wait! I gotta get in on this

If I were using God mode, then I would...

<quote>
:: Uses time machine to go back a long time ago and kill Fox's mom when she's on the crapper ::

BOO YAH!

Man, I'm good.
</quote>

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:21:06 PM
ROTFLMMFAOTFF!

Fox609
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:27:34 PM
Okay I am just gonna ignore that. And why would you wanna kill my mom while she's on the crapper? Why don't you kill me while I am on the crapper? Did you ever think of that?! HUH?! DID YOU?!?! :mad: Wow ... I am ok now.. No God mode ya cheaters.

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:34:15 PM
Actually, calling us cheaters is wrong..you started it...we finished it.

The Lounge Lizard
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:34:57 PM
That wasn't an attack. I was making fun of you.

Darth Turbogeek
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:36:19 PM
Been there, done that.

Boring thread, ignoring.

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:51:54 PM
Me just having fun too.

The Lounge Lizard
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:52:17 PM
Actually, if you negate Fox's insta-kill, its a pretty okay thread.

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:53:32 PM
You know what I like about my sig? It automatically updates itself when I edit the sig.html that the IFRAME uses and everyone can see the lastest info.

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 7th, 2000, 08:55:38 PM
I don't think this thread is coming back...
:: We need CPR! STAT! ::
CLEAR! KJDSHFLKJHDS F! CLEAR! KFDHSF KJSDHLFK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(

Darth Turbogeek
Jun 7th, 2000, 09:27:06 PM
Ahh, you used an IFRAME trick too Dreyas? Not a bad code to use for sigs. One line in the EXboard config and you never have to change Exboard config again just edit your sig elsewhere and hey presto!

Thats how I git the javascript sig and my present randomise sig working. I'm working on a different sig that may prove to be fun. It works like a banner ad, it changes every 15 seconds to something else. Also, I can now make changes dynamically as I have progged a form that interfaces with the server, calls a activeX component and viloa! One off sig!

Boring old table are just so passe now :). Much better will be the browser specific code. That will be funny when I get that going well.

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 7th, 2000, 09:36:00 PM
True they are. I have ActiveX on my computer and I use it to make that log in screen on my personal website.

Darth Dyzm
Jun 7th, 2000, 09:42:57 PM
The Nuclear Cannon is a Atom Destroyer, it destroys the Atoms in a object, vaporising it.

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 7th, 2000, 09:50:44 PM
The Nuclear Arm is nuclear. It splits atoms, causing a really BIG explosion.

Darth Dyzm
Jun 7th, 2000, 09:55:23 PM
::Sighs and throws the Holy Hand Grenade into Space, Killing Everyone::

END

Darth Turbogeek
Jun 7th, 2000, 11:34:54 PM
I warned you but ya wooldn't lesten. Ay you siad it was a wee bunny!

Jedi StreetBum
Jun 8th, 2000, 12:41:45 AM
:runs in with the intension to help but trip and lands on little yogart:
"i'm sorry master"
:he then gets upset and throws up all over yogurts new cloak:
"sorry sir sorry"
:he then roles his eyes in the back of his head and rides yogurt like a horse:
"gydyup"
:he then pees on hmself and yogurt:
"sorry sir"
:he then runs away and hits a wall:
:he falls on a sith and knocks him out:
:the sith gets up and it is mara jade:
"sorry mam"
:he then throws up on her new shoes:
:he runs off yelling:
"sorry sorry sorry"

Firebird1
Jun 8th, 2000, 01:02:21 AM
*Firebird1 enters the thread.*
What is going on in here???
Umm Hello...
And now for something completly different.....

Banestone
Jun 8th, 2000, 02:46:06 AM
OOC:

*Voice from below* I am looking for the Holy Grail!

We've already got one, go away!

*Snickers to the people in concealment* I told him we've already got one! *All laugh and snicker at foolish English scum*

*Voice from below* ...are you sure? You already have one?!

Now go away! I faht in your general direction! Go back, or I shall taunt you a secund time!!

:D

Ok, this thread is doomed. And for the record, I seriously doubt that Fox was trying to instantly kill anyone from this forum in his post... I thought that it didn't really matter much if NPCs created at that very moment were killed, guess either I'm wrong or you guys are a tad over-sensitive in said matter.

/OOC

ReaperFett
Jun 8th, 2000, 03:10:03 AM
We are the Jedi knights who say............NI!

The Lounge Lizard
Jun 8th, 2000, 03:15:25 AM
Banestone, please read again. Dreyas was on that gunboat.

Grand Adm Thrawn
Jun 8th, 2000, 03:25:56 AM
OOC: um.. the impierals blew up the jedi council and the sith council in one huge thread awhile back

Darth Turbogeek
Jun 8th, 2000, 04:08:54 AM
I hinted that, but nooooo, they wouldnt listen.

The Jedi residing in a bloody mut hut because of you damn Imperials!!!

Bounty Hunter Aki
Jun 8th, 2000, 07:23:08 AM
:: goes and blows up the mud hut ::
Now the Jedi are living in the gutter.

Itala Marzullo
Jun 8th, 2000, 08:53:51 AM
OOC: Damn singnatures, DAMN signatures! I can only load the add reply button!

The Lounge Lizard
Jun 8th, 2000, 10:54:28 AM
Itala.....perhaps its time to buy A REAL COMPUTER.

Firebird1
Jun 8th, 2000, 12:58:50 PM
No Aki, you have to torch it, stab at the inside, then you can blow it up!!!

Bounty Hunter Buba
Jun 8th, 2000, 01:11:16 PM
I'm with Dreyas....

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 8th, 2000, 05:45:20 PM
LOL! I think Italia needs to start over here...umm...we have really messed this thing up...the reason I acted on Fox, to state the fact, is because he tried to instant-kill me without even giving me a chance to reply after he entered. And he had no reason to attack me. I'm neutral for goodness sake! I would have worked for him if he hadn't blown me out of the freak'n sky!

Darth Dyzm
Jun 8th, 2000, 06:16:25 PM
Lets Not Go to Coruscant, they are a silly bunch... But really folks its great to be here tonight, i just flew in From Kuat and Boy are my arms tired.

Banestone
Jun 8th, 2000, 06:28:16 PM
Ahahaha!

"There it is... Coruscant!"

*All mutter and whisper "Coruscant!" with hope and joy in their shining faces*

*The luggage droid mutters, "It's only a model..."*

"Shut up! On second thought... let's not go to Coruscant. It is a silly place..."

:D

Ok LL, sorry I hadn't noticed that it was Dreyas' gunboat, maybe Fox hadn't either...? Or... something? In any case, I see now, sorry.

The Lounge Lizard
Jun 8th, 2000, 07:04:21 PM
:: and all of a sudden, the Computer Graphics designer of Jar Jar suffered a massive heart attack and died ::

ACK!

THUD!

ReaperFett
Jun 8th, 2000, 07:14:03 PM
::Suddenley, Fett is stopped

"What.....is your name?"
"I am ReaperFett, of the Jedi order"
"What...is your quest?"
"I seek the grail!"
"What...Is the average air-speed velocity of a mynock?"
"What, do you mean, A Tatooine or an Alderaan?"
"I don't know.....AAAAAAAARGH!"::

Darth Turbogeek
Jun 8th, 2000, 09:37:50 PM
You must get us... A SHUBBERY!!!

Firebird1
Jun 9th, 2000, 03:29:31 AM
*Suddenly a massive paddy wagon pulls up to the thread, and begins to arrest the combatants.*
All right you, move along.
Give me that blaster that's dangerous.
All right shut it off...shut it....*Sound of the Cameraman getting a beat down*....music plays

ReaperFett
Jun 9th, 2000, 03:34:06 AM
Mere flesh wound, I've had worse!

ReaperFett
Jun 9th, 2000, 07:48:12 AM
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f***ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the f*** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind- numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f***ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pushing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f***ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life...

Bounty Hunter Dreyas
Jun 9th, 2000, 04:58:47 PM
I like ice coffee.

Darth Dyzm
Jun 9th, 2000, 07:16:43 PM
Hey, I saw the greatest Magician Ever Yesterday, he was walking down the street, and turns into a Post Office!!!

I like Cream Soda

Darth Turbogeek
Jun 9th, 2000, 09:16:37 PM
Um Miss?

Wot you taling to?

Sorry I've got a cold. Ive come here to return a parrot...

Fox609
Jun 10th, 2000, 01:09:16 PM
Dreyas: You engines overheated. I didn't say that you died trust me if I wanted you to die then I would've said you died... Anyway this thread is dead... I am gone..

ReaperFett
Jun 10th, 2000, 02:44:22 PM
No it's not, it's just stunned...

Darth Turbogeek
Jun 10th, 2000, 10:24:16 PM
It's bleeding dead I tell you

Firebird1
Jun 12th, 2000, 04:15:57 AM
Gee next time I want to challenge a Jedi, I'll use Monty Python quotes!!!

Banestone
Jun 12th, 2000, 04:29:54 AM
*DT enters, carrying the thread over his shoulder like a sack o' potatoes*

Thread: I'm not dead!

Darth Turbogeek: Yes you are! *To Darth Bringoutcherdead* 'e'll be stone dead in a moment!

Thread: I feel happy...! Happy! ...I think I'll go for a walk...!

Darth Bringoutcherdead: Clubs the thread over the head, killing it*

Darth Turbogeek: Thank you! Dumps the body onto Darth Bringoutcherdead's anti-grav cart*

Darth Turbogeek
Jun 12th, 2000, 06:46:58 AM
He's bleedin dead!!

Scene from ROTJ, never seen....

Luke : I must save you!

Anakin : Luke, you already have... Luke..

Luke : Yes Father?

Anakin : I... I never wanted to be a Jedi. I always wanted to be.... A LUMBERJACK!!!