Attack The Jedi Council (RPG)

[Itala Marzullo]

***the ship comes out of hyperspace and it quickly deploys fighters, they surround the huge Star Destroyer***

"It's time to attack!"

***the ships start firing at the Jedi ship hangars blasting everything on their way...***

"Get the nuclear cannon ready Admiral, they'll be destroyed!"

[ReaperFett]

sure Italia, nukes in Star Wars....


nice to see you help your fellow Sith out, isn't it?

[Darth Dyzm]

::The Black Lighting Fires 2 heavy Rockets at the Sheild Generators, the first one collapses the Sheilds and the Second Destroys it, The Black Lighting Inverts and fires a spread of Torpedos, taking out Gun Turrents and Com Dishes::

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

n/o but the other one was better cause it had more words. I will do something, though.
::A small gunboat enters the arena::
::Inside is the Bounty Hunter, Dreyas Allenoas, followed by his trusty sidekick, Johnny.::

[The Lounge Lizard]

:: The Oozaru II cruises idly through the perimeter, passively scanning and maintaining a low profile. LL patches a HoloNet communique to the Jedi Council ::

[Fox609]

"The cannon is ready!"
::Fires he cannon & takes out a few Jedi ships::
::Takes out his mini ion blaster & shoots @ the gunboat causing it's engines to overheat & explode::

OOC: Itala: I don't have a lot of time to be on the net today, but I will contribute to this battle as much as I can.

[Rmiao]

::ignores god mode thread::

[The Lounge Lizard]

If that shot was intended for my ship...think again.

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

Okay..that was wrong...I won't ignore it though...make this interesting. Your ass is mine!
::The ship comes crashing down::
::The escape pod comes out with Dreyas and Johnny::
::The escape takes Johnny away::
:: Dreyas stays by getting launched out of the pod::
:: Dreyas turns on his jet pack::
::He spins around::
Die bitch!
::Pulls out his arm, now it has been replaced with a nuclear missle launcher::
I can play GOD MODE too!
::Launchs the nuke at Fox609::
::Fox609 looks stupid::
::Fox609 DIES::
FOTFLMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Lounge Lizard]

wait! I gotta get in on this

If I were using God mode, then I would...

<quote>
:: Uses time machine to go back a long time ago and kill Fox's mom when she's on the crapper ::

BOO YAH!

Man, I'm good.
</quote>

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

ROTFLMMFAOTFF!

[Fox609]

Okay I am just gonna ignore that. And why would you wanna kill my mom while she's on the crapper? Why don't you kill me while I am on the crapper? Did you ever think of that?! HUH?! DID YOU?!?! :mad: Wow ... I am ok now.. No God mode ya cheaters.

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

Actually, calling us cheaters is wrong..you started it...we finished it.

[The Lounge Lizard]

That wasn't an attack. I was making fun of you.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Been there, done that.

Boring thread, ignoring.

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

Me just having fun too.

[The Lounge Lizard]

Actually, if you negate Fox's insta-kill, its a pretty okay thread.

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

You know what I like about my sig? It automatically updates itself when I edit the sig.html that the IFRAME uses and everyone can see the lastest info.

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

I don't think this thread is coming back...
:: We need CPR! STAT! ::
CLEAR! KJDSHFLKJHDS F! CLEAR! KFDHSF KJSDHLFK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(

[Darth Turbogeek]

Ahh, you used an IFRAME trick too Dreyas? Not a bad code to use for sigs. One line in the EXboard config and you never have to change Exboard config again just edit your sig elsewhere and hey presto!

Thats how I git the javascript sig and my present randomise sig working. I'm working on a different sig that may prove to be fun. It works like a banner ad, it changes every 15 seconds to something else. Also, I can now make changes dynamically as I have progged a form that interfaces with the server, calls a activeX component and viloa! One off sig!

Boring old table are just so passe now :). Much better will be the browser specific code. That will be funny when I get that going well.

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

True they are. I have ActiveX on my computer and I use it to make that log in screen on my personal website.

[Darth Dyzm]

The Nuclear Cannon is a Atom Destroyer, it destroys the Atoms in a object, vaporising it.

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

The Nuclear Arm is nuclear. It splits atoms, causing a really BIG explosion.

[Darth Dyzm]

::Sighs and throws the Holy Hand Grenade into Space, Killing Everyone::

END

[Darth Turbogeek]

I warned you but ya wooldn't lesten. Ay you siad it was a wee bunny!

[Jedi StreetBum]

:runs in with the intension to help but trip and lands on little yogart:
"i'm sorry master"
:he then gets upset and throws up all over yogurts new cloak:
"sorry sir sorry"
:he then roles his eyes in the back of his head and rides yogurt like a horse:
"gydyup"
:he then pees on hmself and yogurt:
"sorry sir"
:he then runs away and hits a wall:
:he falls on a sith and knocks him out:
:the sith gets up and it is mara jade:
"sorry mam"
:he then throws up on her new shoes:
:he runs off yelling:
"sorry sorry sorry"

[Firebird1]

*Firebird1 enters the thread.*
What is going on in here???
Umm Hello...
And now for something completly different.....

[Banestone]

OOC:

*Voice from below* I am looking for the Holy Grail!

We've already got one, go away!

*Snickers to the people in concealment* I told him we've already got one! *All laugh and snicker at foolish English scum*

*Voice from below* ...are you sure? You already have one?!

Now go away! I faht in your general direction! Go back, or I shall taunt you a secund time!!

:D

Ok, this thread is doomed. And for the record, I seriously doubt that Fox was trying to instantly kill anyone from this forum in his post... I thought that it didn't really matter much if NPCs created at that very moment were killed, guess either I'm wrong or you guys are a tad over-sensitive in said matter.

/OOC

[ReaperFett]

We are the Jedi knights who say............NI!

[The Lounge Lizard]

Banestone, please read again. Dreyas was on that gunboat.

[Grand Adm Thrawn]

OOC: um.. the impierals blew up the jedi council and the sith council in one huge thread awhile back

[Darth Turbogeek]

I hinted that, but nooooo, they wouldnt listen.

The Jedi residing in a bloody mut hut because of you damn Imperials!!!

[Bounty Hunter Aki]

:: goes and blows up the mud hut ::
Now the Jedi are living in the gutter.

[Itala Marzullo]

OOC: Damn singnatures, DAMN signatures! I can only load the add reply button!

[The Lounge Lizard]

Itala.....perhaps its time to buy A REAL COMPUTER.

[Firebird1]

No Aki, you have to torch it, stab at the inside, then you can blow it up!!!

[Bounty Hunter Buba]

I'm with Dreyas....

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

LOL! I think Italia needs to start over here...umm...we have really messed this thing up...the reason I acted on Fox, to state the fact, is because he tried to instant-kill me without even giving me a chance to reply after he entered. And he had no reason to attack me. I'm neutral for goodness sake! I would have worked for him if he hadn't blown me out of the freak'n sky!

[Darth Dyzm]

Lets Not Go to Coruscant, they are a silly bunch... But really folks its great to be here tonight, i just flew in From Kuat and Boy are my arms tired.

[Banestone]

Ahahaha!

"There it is... Coruscant!"

*All mutter and whisper "Coruscant!" with hope and joy in their shining faces*

*The luggage droid mutters, "It's only a model..."*

"Shut up! On second thought... let's not go to Coruscant. It is a silly place..."

:D

Ok LL, sorry I hadn't noticed that it was Dreyas' gunboat, maybe Fox hadn't either...? Or... something? In any case, I see now, sorry.

[The Lounge Lizard]

:: and all of a sudden, the Computer Graphics designer of Jar Jar suffered a massive heart attack and died ::

ACK!

THUD!

[ReaperFett]

::Suddenley, Fett is stopped

"What.....is your name?"
"I am ReaperFett, of the Jedi order"
"What...is your quest?"
"I seek the grail!"
"What...Is the average air-speed velocity of a mynock?"
"What, do you mean, A Tatooine or an Alderaan?"
"I don't know.....AAAAAAAARGH!"::

[Darth Turbogeek]

You must get us... A SHUBBERY!!!

[Firebird1]

*Suddenly a massive paddy wagon pulls up to the thread, and begins to arrest the combatants.*
All right you, move along.
Give me that blaster that's dangerous.
All right shut it off...shut it....*Sound of the Cameraman getting a beat down*....music plays

[ReaperFett]

Mere flesh wound, I've had worse!

[ReaperFett]

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f***ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers...choose DIY and wondering who the f*** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind- numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f***ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pushing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f***ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life...

[Bounty Hunter Dreyas]

I like ice coffee.

[Darth Dyzm]

Hey, I saw the greatest Magician Ever Yesterday, he was walking down the street, and turns into a Post Office!!!

I like Cream Soda

[Darth Turbogeek]

Um Miss?

Wot you taling to?

Sorry I've got a cold. Ive come here to return a parrot...

[Fox609]

Dreyas: You engines overheated. I didn't say that you died trust me if I wanted you to die then I would've said you died... Anyway this thread is dead... I am gone..

[ReaperFett]

No it's not, it's just stunned...

[Darth Turbogeek]

It's bleeding dead I tell you

[Firebird1]

Gee next time I want to challenge a Jedi, I'll use Monty Python quotes!!!

[Banestone]

*DT enters, carrying the thread over his shoulder like a sack o' potatoes*

Thread: I'm not dead!

Darth Turbogeek: Yes you are! *To Darth Bringoutcherdead* 'e'll be stone dead in a moment!

Thread: I feel happy...! Happy! ...I think I'll go for a walk...!

Darth Bringoutcherdead: Clubs the thread over the head, killing it*

Darth Turbogeek: Thank you! Dumps the body onto Darth Bringoutcherdead's anti-grav cart*

[Darth Turbogeek]

He's bleedin dead!!

Scene from ROTJ, never seen....

Luke : I must save you!

Anakin : Luke, you already have... Luke..

Luke : Yes Father?

Anakin : I... I never wanted to be a Jedi. I always wanted to be.... A LUMBERJACK!!!