Y'han Prime prisoner exchange negotiation talks

[The Lounge Lizard]

:: LL lands the Oozaru II in a green meadow, close to a small marble building. He walks inside and sits at a large wooden table, waiting for the Jedi negotiators ::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Across the plain, DT lands. He lloks about and scans the area to make sure he is alone::

[Master Yoghurt]

::A movement in the Force is noticed as the Jedi Spirit follows DT to the negotiations..::

~~Shall we start.. LL is waiting..

[The Lounge Lizard]

:: LL pulls out a piece of paper and begins to read ::

Jedi representative Turbogeek, these are the terms of the Rogue Sith Order:

We demand the withdrawal of all New Republic forces and starfleets from the star systems of Kashyyk, Bespin, Kessel, Ithor Prime, and Byss.

Furthermore, we demand two Mon Calamari MC-80 Capital Ships, Three Nebulon-B frigates, and 12 Corellian Corvette light capital ships.

In addition, we demand no less than 4 seats in the Galactic Senate, and the depositing of no less than 300 million credits into an undisclosed account that will be revealed later.


These are our terms.

For the compliance on these terms, I will release to you the padawan Lady Mara Jade.

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Dt stares in astonishment::

I thought you said you were here to negotiate, not to waste my time. You know quite well I cannot accept those type of demands

[The Lounge Lizard]

...and what CAN you accept? I am going to honor your presence here with some objectivity.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Well I certainly cant concede to military weapons.

I may be able to concede to your monetary amount.

But withdraw from planets?

[The Lounge Lizard]

I can part with one of the MC-80's...and 4 of the Corvettes.

[The Lounge Lizard]

I will also go ahead and strike Kashyyk from the demand list.

[Darth Turbogeek]

There will be no seats in the senate.

I can concede Byss and 3 million

[The Lounge Lizard]

Okay...can we cut the senatorial seats in half, then? One master, one apprentice...that sortof thing.

I will meet you in the middle on the planets and let go of Ithor Prime...but I want a shipment of medical supplies in its place.

[Darth Turbogeek]

So whick planets you lay claim to....

One Star Cruiser I add

[The Lounge Lizard]

So far, we have agreed on

The planetary system of Byss

300 million in credits

1 MC-80 Star Cruiser

And I am still pushing for:

The systems of Bespin and Kessel
Medical Supplies
3 Nebulon B Frigates
12 Corellian Corvettes
2 Senatorial Seats.

Because you are cooperating, I will remove the Corvettes from my demands.

[Darth Turbogeek]

It was 3 million credits I agreed to, not 300 million.

I can concede Kessel, the supplies and the Nebulon-B frigates

[The Lounge Lizard]

3 million, agreed.

I will reluctantly drop Bespin from my demands, but I have to hold firm on the Senatorial Seats.

[Darth Turbogeek]

6 Covettes. I will stand frim on the Senate seats

[The Lounge Lizard]

Look...we are so close to reaching an agreement. Lets not ruin the progress we've made.

Okay, I will lower my demand to one seat in the Senate. ONE. I will give back one of the Nebulon B's in good faith, and 2 of the 3 million in credits.

[Darth Turbogeek]

We want back one more Nebulon B and if you want a Senate seat, that person must be a non Force user

[The Lounge Lizard]

Agreed.

Let me mark up the final terms...

Okay, we agreed on:

1 MC-80 Cruiser

The star systems of Byss and Kessel

Medical Supplies

Senatorial Seat to be held by a non force user.

All of this in exchange for Mara Jade.

Agreed?

[Darth Turbogeek]

I agree.

[Master Yoghurt]

::Reaches out into the Force to sense if there is any trickery lurking..::

[The Lounge Lizard]

:: LL signs the document of negotiation, then DT and Yog do as well. A neutral arbitration witness also signs directly underneath. LL takes the paper and puts it in his pocket. ::

Gentlemen, I am true to my word.

:: LL speaks into a communicator ::

Mara...come to the building.

:: A few minutes later, a battered and weary-looking Mara Jade walks through the doors. She slowly passes LL, staring at him with a deep and disturbing stare...before she finally makes it to DT and Yog. The Jedi quickly escort Mara to their ship, and LL returns to the Oozaru II. The two opposing sides blast off, and go their separate ways ::

[Darth Turbogeek]

We will be true to our word too

:: DT begins to tend to Mara's injuries as he speeds back to the Jedi Council::

[Master Yoghurt]

::The Jedi Spirit flows through the Force alongside Turbogeek and Mara as the Light Side flows over Mara, healing her wounds..::

~~Lets quickly return to the Temple.. before any stunts are pulled from the Sith..~~