:: Walks out onto the battlefield ...

[Kitty McQuade]

... with a toy lightsabre ::

Alright, you slimy sith! Come out from underneath your rocks and fight!

[Kat Kariena]

OOC: o.O

[Firebird1]

*Firebird1 looks at the toy lightsaber.*
Umm.............

[Kitty McQuade]

:: Kitty munches a handful of m&m's and washes them down with iced coffee. Uttering a high-pitched "Xena-cry", she somersaults forward with her trusty force-harness and begins swatting Firebird on top of the head with her toy sabre ::

"Had enough, you Cretin?!!"

:: pokes him in the belly and throws m&m's at him for good measure ::

[Kat Kariena]

Ummm, are you sure you want to do that?

[Nupraptor]

::Suppresses a chuckle::

"Just let me know if you need any help, Kitty..."

::bursts out laughing::

[Kat Kariena]

*hearing Nup laugh is all she needs to loose her composire and start laughing herself*

[Kitty McQuade]

Help? Nah, I've got'em on the ropes!

:: Skates behind Firebird with her rollerblades and whacks him in the butt with her toy sabre ::

The sith aren't so tough! Where's the rest of TSE? Rama, Ogre, Grendel, Saurron. I'll fight circles around those clowns! Oh, and that Sith Kat really bothers me!

:: Breaks out a can of silly string in case any other sith try to sneak up on her ::

[SnakIyz]

HOW KAWAII!!!!!!! :: huggles Kitty ::
No, I have no self-control whatsoever when it concerns anything even remotely cute. So sue me.

[Kitty McQuade]

Domo Arigato!

:: huggles SnakeIyz and shoots Firebird with sillystring as he tries to flee the BG ::

No escape for you, sleazy!

:: flicks a blue m&m that hits him in the nose and stands ready with her toy sabre ::

You feel lucky? Well do yah ... punk???

[Darth Ogre]

:: Picks up the cute little Kitty by the tail and tosses it into a nearby lake ::

[Nupraptor]

:lol: The blue M&Ms are the worst.

[Liam Jinn]

::wacks Ogre in the head::

be nice to that kid...she could be the next DT....or Ogre...

[Darth Ogre]

:: puts Liam into a reverse headlock, his face buried in the green Sith's smelly armpit. Liam passes out from the stench ::

I never said she wouldn't be. And being nice is not in my job description.

[Liam Jinn]

::wakes up and kicks ogre in the side::

GOD!! THAT WAS SICK NEVER....AND I MEAN NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!

[Darth Ogre]

:: Ogre catches Liam's foot, twists, and as the Jedi falls, he leaps on top of him, picking his head up and rubbing it in his armpit again. ::

Goodnight Knight!

[Darth Turbogeek]

LOL!!!!

GROSS!!!!

Force Armpit????

[Kitty McQuade]

:: Kitty pulls herself out of the lake after being tossed there by Ogre. Her clothes are soaked to her body, leaving a trail of water as she takes off her rollerblades ::

[Darth Ogre]

:: sniffs under his arm and turns away disgusted. ::

You try a week without a shower, laid up without your own memories.

:: Ogre leaves to go clean himself up ::

[Firebird1]

*Firebird1 comes back to the thread with silly string still dangling on his armor.*

M&M's...yum...but you did not need to spray me with silly string. That just makes me mad.

*Firebird1 throws the kitty back into the lake.*

[Liam Jinn]

hmmm....ugh.....EW!

FORCE BOOMERANG!

::thousands of boomerangs chase after Ogre as he turns to leave, but Ogre doesn't leave fast enough and gets pummeled::

TAKE THAT...WAIT!

::Liam throws a can of Fosters at Ogre's head knocking him out::

[Darth Ogre]

:: Ogre turns around as the can of fosters flies at him. It becomes impaled on his tusk and sprays Liam in the face. Ogre removes the can, tosses it to the ground, and laughs as the Jedi screams in agony as he ingests some of the foul liquid. ::

See ya.

:: He vanishes into the Ethereal plane ::

[Kitty McQuade]

(SPLASH!!!)

HEY!

:: Kitty sees Ogre walking off the battlefield. Looks around and sees her toy sabre floating in the water. She grabs it and points it at Ogre as she yells at him ::

That's right!!! Run away!!! You Smelly Troll!!!

:: points her sabre back at Firebird as she swims her way back to shore ::

And you're in big trouble, Tweety!!!

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

:lol: Force Armpits and Boomerangs...what's next?!! Ummm...Force Slinkys!! Yeah!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Ewww... that was evil Ogre....

[Kat Kariena]

Am I the only one who's laughing my head off at this string? Trying to fight a Sith Master with silly string, a tor lightsaber and m&m's? ROTFL!!

[Firebird1]

*Firebird1 Force Pushes the kitty back into the lake.*
Hahaha :lol:
Bye.

*Firebird1 leaves the thread.*

[Rama Sha]

Kitty? that sounds so familar.

[Kitty McQuade]

(SPLASH!!!)

:: Kitty spits water as she breaks the suffers of the water ::

Stop throwing me in the frelling lake!!! And I'm not a cat! I'm a human!

:: Pouts as Firebird walks away ::

You better run!

:: Sees Rama on the BG as she climbs out of the lake again ::

AHA!!! It's the leader!!!

:: Brandishes her toy sabre at Rama ::

I'm Kitty McQuade of the Clan McQuade, prepare to die!!!

:: Summons the power of the "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" theme music and faces off against Rama ::

[dalethria]

Picks Kitty up by the collar with the Force and laughs as she runs and is getting no where :lol:

[Rama Sha]

:lol:


Well come her kitty.......Your gonna have to get to me first.

[Liam Jinn]

i wish i had a toy lightsaber...

[SnakIyz]

IF ANYBODY HURTS KITTY *hint, hint, Rama*, YOU SHALL GET A VERY NASTY BITE FROM ME!! SAYS IYZA, PROTECTER OF ALL THINGS CUTE!!!!!!!

[Rama Sha]

:: Doesn't care ::

[Sniper Tondry]

Pierce Tondry walks by in his spacetrooper armor at the point. He's apparently looking for something.

"Ah, HA!"

Tondry dives to the ground, grabbing at something. He comes up with a cute pink bunny in his hand. "Here's another one!" he grins. He holds out the bunny and brings his foot back.

Boot!

Tondry watches the bunny sail out past the horizon. "That's gotta be a football field's distance, at least."

Pierce Tondry, Drinker of Cormorant Combine Fizzyglug and Booter of Things Cute.

[SnakIyz]

WAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! :: raises her frying pan and brings it down on Tondry's head ::
THWACK THAT!!

[Liam Jinn]

women..

[SnakIyz]

WHAT ABOUT US WOMEN?!!!!!!!
:: coughs, her throat sore from yelling at so many men ::

[Sniper Tondry]

The pan clangs on Tondry's armored helmet, but leaves him unhurt. He grins evilly again.

"I'm gonna git you, sucka!"

Tondry grabs SnakIyz by the scruff of her neck and holds her out. She tries to disapparate and escape, but some mystical power prevents her from doing so.

Boot!

Tondry uses a hand to shade his eyes as he watches SnakIyz sail over the horizon. "No one can escape the power of the Boot!"

EDIT: HTML... again.

[JEDI master Beal]

women love a man with a big gun! all men who carry big things are usally making up for what they really don't have! let 's have some fun

[Fewdman]

:: Taps tondry on the shoulder ::
"Now that wasn't very nice."
:: Fewd hefts an eight foot barracuda, fresh out of the ocean, and sticks the cuda right in Tondry's face, who stands like a deer in headlights. The cuda's gaping jaws open, and clamps down upon Tondry. Flopping about, the cuda makes his way into the salt water lake and takes him for a swim. ::

[Sniper Tondry]

Tondry thrusts open the barracuda's jaws and grabs the annoying fish by the head.

"All right, you idiot fish! Take this!"

Boot!

The trout goes flying out of the lake and crashes into a smug-looking Fewdman... totally coincidentally, I might add. :)

Tondry swims out of the lake and wanders off.

[Kat Kariena]

I will make this clear right now Kitty Mcwhat-ever-it-is is NOT, I repeat, NOT me.

[Sith Kat]

OOC - McQuade! My last name's McQuade!

:: Kitty notices everyone staring at her ::

Oooops! Just gave away my secret identity, didn't I?

:: Runs off the BG and hides ::

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

:lol: LOL..Sith Kat! :lol:

[dalethria]

ROTFLMAO :lol: