Sitting at a conference table

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: DT takes his place, a bag at his side::

The droid enters.

"Please tell Videl1999 I am waiting for her" he tells the machine. It bows and leaves.

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: "AND TELL HER I AM UNARMED!!!!"::

[Darth Turbogeek]

OOC : Someone please tell Videl I do wish to speak to her here in a non combative setting.She may like what I have

[Gav Mortis]

OOC: A Frying Pan? :)

[Darth Turbogeek]

Nope. Something that will help her in the quest to be rid of a common enemy

[Gav Mortis]

You're goona give her deodorant? :)

[Liam Jinn]

:lol:

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Sigh::

[Nupraptor]

I don't know, DT... deodorant might be a good idea.

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[Grand Adm Thrawn]

God edited nup....weird

[Nupraptor]

What's weird about it?



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[Sanis Prent]

And God is a local user at Swfans...oddly enough.

[Lady Vader]

God did it again!... God has spoken! :lol:

[God]

Hiya!

[Nupraptor]

Hmmmm...


??????


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[Grand Adm Thrawn]

im not even going to ask how or why nup does these things

[Lady Vader]

but Nup isn't God... God is God! :lol:

[Live Wire]

I am so confused! lol!!!!

[Nupraptor]

Click the link to God's profile in the "edited" message.



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[God]

Your grasp of metaphysics is strong, Lady Vader.

(God pinches LV's nose)

Teehee

[Live Wire]

how cute God pinched LV's nose!

[Nupraptor]

*pouts* But I like giving beeps on the nose!


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[Lady Vader]

*sniffles*

thanks God! that boogie was getting on my nerves! you wouldn't happen to have a sacred tissue I could borrow? :lol:

[God]

(God spawns the Universal Kleenex, also known as...)

[ltala Marzullo]

ME!

[Grand Adm Thrawn]

Looks for the can of WTF

[Can Of WTF]

J00 R4|\|G?

[Liam Jinn]

uuhh...

[Grand Adm Thrawn]

indeed

[Liam Jinn]

bah

[Live Wire]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!



I thought Itala was the international forum whipping boy! Well I guess he could be the kleenex too.

[Lady Vader]

*takes Universal Kleenex known as Itala and blows all the icky icky goo boogies out*

thanks God! you're the greatest!

*holds Universal Kleenex known as Itala at arms length*

uh, what do I do with this? where's the sacred garbage can?

[Liam Jinn]

Thrawn?

[Live Wire]

okay now this is freaky!

[ltala Marzullo]

*looks at the boogers

Yesss...now I have more followers with less self esteem than me!

I will now go and create The Booger Council, and we will show all of you hard times :evil

[Admiral Jyener]

Rrright..




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[Can Of WTF]

Trashcan? Don't look at me!!!!

[Nupraptor]

Hey, Jyener: God doesn't make typos =p


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[Live Wire]

lmao!!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Meesa thinks Nup used another suggestion of mine

[Liam Jinn]

ok wasn't this DT's thread? ahh he's gonna hate me more now than he did before!

[Nupraptor]

Check the B&G for the whole thing, DT. =D


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[Admiral Jyener]

Who ever said God was perfect..?

[Live Wire]

I think god said that.

He has a bit of an ego

[Liam Jinn]

no comment

[Trace Sha]

He? :p

[Nupraptor]

Yes, I do. =)


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[God]

Um...thats SHE!

[Liam Jinn]

umm strange...

[Nupraptor]

Listen you... I've been the Omnipresent Diety around here a lot longer than you!


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[Admiral Jyener]

I believe God a thing for correcting people..





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[Tourment]

*compleatly and uterly confused*

Two edits!
there cant be TWO edits!
as if i wasnt already comleatly lost with the nup/god phenomenon

OC:yeah im reeeeeeal confused,no no not just a little bit, not a lotta bit but realy confused nup about the bio,yeah that helped me none.

*begns to Ponder*

EDIT:my name isnt god :(

[Live Wire]

oh dear have I offended god? lmao!

[Admiral Jyener]

Excellent.. I didn't expect it to go this far..

[Nupraptor]

Something wrong, Tourment?


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[Admiral Jyener]

Yeah, something wrong..?





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[Gav Mortis]

Y'know, C3PO had a point when he said:

"THIS IS MADNESS!"

[Firebird1]

*Cocks a 12 gauge shotgun*
Now now kiddies, play nice, or some of you will be missing limbs...

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Speaking of Missing Limbs, I seem to have misplaced Mine...

**looks around on the ground**

AH-HA I think this Is My Foot!

**Smells It**

O MY GOD! THIS IS THE WORST THING THIS SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPI GALAXY!

**Attaches It**

OOC: I have gone quiet Insane Tonight, Pay Me no Heed...

[Gav Mortis]

Why? Are they going somewhere? :)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

I said... PAY ME NO HEED!!!

[Lady Vader]

I leave for a few hours and all you guys lose your heads!!

*looks down*

umm... Dyzm? did you lose your head? :lol:

you could always ask God for a new and better head :lol: :lol:

[Firebird1]

I make a simple smart _ _ _ statement and Dyzm loses his head over it...:lol:

I think that I need not be working on papers that due on that day that early in the morning!!

[Gav Mortis]

Well DT. This is quite the conference; deodorant's, missing limb's, phantom editing and God...but no Videl. Interesting! :)

[Live Wire]

You can tell when finals are starting to roll around. It seems like everyone gets a whole lot wierder.

[Gav Mortis]

Oh well, all my exams are done and dusted! So Yay! Roll on Christmas! :)

[Live Wire]

You suck!

[Gav Mortis]

:lol: Thanks!

[Live Wire]

*scowls at gav*

[Gav Mortis]

:p

[ReaperFett]

HA! I don'y have ANY proper exams this year!!!!!!! BOW TO ME!!!!!!!

[videl1999]

*teleports in to in front of the conference table and raises an eyebrow to DT* Um, what do you want? and don't try anything, since you know I'm never unarmed completely....
OOC: be back tommorrow, gtg....*Videl teleports out of forum*

[Admiral Jyener]

What exams..? You don't get exams in 7th grade..





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[Darth Turbogeek]

Threats dont bother me Videl. However, this is nuetral ground and I willl expect you to respect that as I will.

I have something for you in this bag.

[videl1999]

I'm only threatening since what happened to LW when she met with DDC...I was warning you not to do something like that, and still I will remain on my guard, but that's only because I'm not a trusting person....so what do you have?

OOC: I'm only online for a few minutes, looking up something for a term paper...gtg again...*Videl teleports out of forum again*

[Darth Turbogeek]

Unlike most Sith, I am honourable.

I wish to discuss a mutual enemy - Itala Marzullo. And this item in this bag I wish to give to you with that in mind

[Solis EnVerse]

** Watches with great interest. **

[Tourment]

*After reading his name under the admirals name for editing he bigins to dance around in triumph profecing that it wash is doing*

Tourment:told you it was me the whole time

[videl1999]

hmmm, I see, well let us talk about that then....Itala has been bugging me for quite some time....
OOC: could you email me with what is in the bag?

[Darth Turbogeek]

It will be much funnier if we did the changeover here.

You see, every now and then, I come across powers that no one's thought of and devices to use in combat that are unexpected. I was thinking of using this device myself, but I thought you may enjoy using this thing instead.

You see, you must realise things like the Force Frying Pan is not wave of the hand. My Frying Pan is real and that is where people like Itala make thier mistake. I believe in using every weapon I can lay my hands on.

Now this weapon.... I have modified so only a Sith can use. If you want it, I will demonstrate the potential of it's powers of humiliation and pain inducement. Itala does not deserve to fight as a warrior. He deserved to be battered and creamed. He deserves to have the heat turned up and be smoked.

Now, what do you say? It would be a great disappointment for me if you would say no as this is only one small part of my plan.

[videl1999]

sounds good to me...how does it work?

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: DT puts bag on table and unzipped it. Inside, a shiney metal device is uncovered, still in it's original packageing::

OOC : Have you got an AIM I can give you a quick message on?

[videl1999]

OOC: I have AIM but I'm on a school computer at the moment and not at home where I have AIM, so I won't be one AIM until Friday night...damn parents....and sorry but I must be going now, I'll be back on Fri....*Videl teleports out of forum*

[Lady Vader]

*wonders what's in the bag*

[videl1999]

*wonders too, but DT hasn't told her yet*

[Tdahn Kreael]

"Battered and Creamed"... There's a double Entendre in that....

[Darth Turbogeek]

I think Tdahn might be onto something there :)

[videl1999]

*still wonders and waits for DT to tell her what it is*

[Darth Turbogeek]

OOC : If your on AIM, get me now. The screen name is Darth turbogeek

[videl1999]

*continues to stare at the bag, even though I already know what it is*