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Sanis Prent
Feb 11th, 2001, 10:13:29 PM
The galaxy these days is a little too big for people sometimes. Ever feel like you just can't get everything taken care of by yourself?

Well fret no more, and let Prent Enterprises take your cares away.

Prent Enterprises will help you out in your time of need. We're "fix-it" kind of people. We'll fix anything, be it a repulsordrive to a failing marriage.

Whatever the need, Prent Enterprises will fill it. Be it legal, paralegal, or just plain illegal, give Prent Enterprises a ring. If you've got the credits, Prent Enterprises can do your job.

Just feel free to stop by Prent Enterprises' office, just by clicking the friendly link in my sig.

Thank you, and I look forward to doing business with you.

Morgan Evanar
Feb 12th, 2001, 12:03:48 AM
But why bother paying somone else when you can do it yourself?

Big Bad Naga
Feb 12th, 2001, 12:11:41 AM
Ack! Sanis, you don't go there anymore, but you want others to...Bah Humbug :(

Leeloo Mina
Feb 12th, 2001, 12:13:23 AM
:lol: @BBN Although I was begining to think he was dead...

Sanis Prent
Feb 12th, 2001, 12:15:40 AM
Hehe...nah, not dead, just sidetracked. It appears we'll have to wait a little bit before we tackle that job we were discussing. I'm having some....imperial trouble.

Big Bad Naga
Feb 12th, 2001, 12:25:17 AM
That's never good...I can wait...I guess. I've been waiting 2 months already.

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:21:18 AM
Wonders if she is working with Trent <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\">

The Lounge Lizard
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:26:42 AM
Who's Trent? ;) :lol:

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:36:18 AM
:(

I won't edit the last post since that was too funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

I meant P-R-E-N-T. The Sanis guy :)

The Lounge Lizard
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:38:19 AM
Does it distract you when Aisha licks her face like that?

Leeloo Mina
Feb 12th, 2001, 10:41:02 AM
:lol: @LL
Hmm.. Sanis Trent.. I like it.

Dark Linkus
Feb 12th, 2001, 10:43:37 AM
Hey LL, eat and peppers lately?

:lol:

*Iron Chef joke*

The Lounge Lizard
Feb 12th, 2001, 11:48:13 AM
All the time!

Darth Viscera
Feb 12th, 2001, 12:55:38 PM
Imperial trouble? Need a permit or something?

Sanis Prent
Feb 12th, 2001, 01:36:17 PM
Not...exactly.

Lets just say its trouble, and leave it at that.

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 01:36:24 PM
Blame in on my Nine Inch Nails stuff and your name close to Trent being Prent :p

MARCUS v4
Feb 12th, 2001, 02:56:52 PM
I agree. It is a most peculiar name.

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 02:59:44 PM
omg ... you got a droid too? O_O

:: thinks Daleethria will have fun taking it apart and putting it back together again :: :D

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:04:17 PM
*laughs at the droid* hehe..poor pink droid....

MARCUS v4
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:16:24 PM
<img src=http://www.geocities.com/mu1391/marcuspissed.jpg>

<font size='+10'>Well I never!</font>

Seriously Madam, what a dreadful thing to say. I would appreciate if you did not disassemble my hardware.

Turns to Videl

Yes, it was not my choice. It appears my master has a rather perverse sense of humor, much to my chagrin.

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:17:45 PM
:: wonders how the droid picked up on her thoughts when she didn't say anything.

Daleethria really needs to take this droid apart :: :D

MARCUS v4
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:23:07 PM
scoots away slightly

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:24:01 PM
:: grabs the droid with the Force and brings it to her :: :D

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:24:23 PM
*continues laughing* ow, laughing too hard....

MARCUS v4
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:26:28 PM
Ah...help!

Sanis, she's going to disassemble my hardware! This will surely void my warranty!

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:27:45 PM
:: hugs the droid and wonders where to pop his lid. Knows sanis won't care since she is in good with him :: :evil:

Sanis Prent
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:28:44 PM
Marcus, relax...she knows what she's doing.

(Sanis laughs heavily and walks off to tend to matters)

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:30:05 PM
*stops laughing briefly to check out how the droid looks on the inside* damn not pink....hehehe...

MARCUS v4
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:39:36 PM
MARCUS' visual indicators focused on Videl

By the same token of logic, I do not believe you would appreciate it if I removed your outer coverings in order to see how you functioned underneath. I fail to find humor in this blatant double standard.

Daleethria's hand twitches as she adjusts something

<font size='-10'>OhMyWhatHaveYouDone?YouSeemToHaveAlteredMyCentralP rocessingUnit'sClockSpeed!</font>

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:41:07 PM
*starts laughing again*

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:46:36 PM
:: frowns and twists the wiring around the other to see what happens. She finds this ... fascinating :: :)

MARCUS v4
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:51:50 PM
pops Daleethria slightly with a small arc welder

Hey, don't touch that. I'm sensititve.

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:52:54 PM
hehe....

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:54:28 PM
:: absorbs the energy and shocks the droid by accident ::

MARCUS v4
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:57:35 PM
MARCUS' "pupils" dialate slightly

Oh dear...you have corrupted my memory~corrupted my memory~corrupted my memory.

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 03:58:44 PM
:: looks around all sheepish and puts him together really fast, letting him float far away from. Looks at innocent when Sanis gets back ::

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:02:05 PM
*tries to keep from laughing*

MARCUS v4
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:06:57 PM
MARCUS' visual indicators turn a shade of red in simulated anger

That will not work~not work~not work~not work...

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:08:34 PM
can't keep from laughing..hehehehehe....

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:10:34 PM
Grins :D , then goes back to being neutral as a small snicker is heard :p

Sanis Prent
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:22:05 PM
(Sanis walks back at the sound of commotion)

What's going on?

(Sanis looks at Daleethria, who is her usual calm, then to Videl, who seems to be having a laughin fit, and then to MARCUS, who is lying on a seat several feet away from the girls, with an irritated expression on his face.)

Heh...just don't break him.

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:23:42 PM
*smiles innocently* what? I didn't do anything...

Daleethria
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:26:08 PM
OOC~ take two!

Smiles sweetly at Sanis :)

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:31:16 PM
*shocks the droid then smiles innocently* what?

MARCUS v4
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:31:38 PM
MARCUS began to spring in the air rapidly, bouncing up and down as he scolded.

Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Sanis, these terrible women have altered my hardware settings. I have temporarily stabilized the situation, but I will require a diagnostic in the future to assess all damage.

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 04:44:23 PM
*makes sure Dale is keeping SP's attention before grabbing the droid, opening him up and turning off its voice box, then puts the droid back on the table*

MARCUS v4
Feb 12th, 2001, 05:16:39 PM
Scoots away quickly, to go repair himself.

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 05:22:46 PM
*uses the force to bring the droid back* I'm not done annoying you yet....*turns the droid's voicebox back on*

Sanis Prent
Feb 12th, 2001, 05:35:32 PM
(Sanis picks up the MARCUS unit)

Hmm...well, I guess we should let him go. He's got a lot of work to do.

videl1999
Feb 12th, 2001, 05:43:24 PM
*smiles* fine with me, there'll be other days to annoy him....*teleports out to find something else to annoy*

Dark Linkus
Feb 12th, 2001, 09:01:09 PM
:: Keman grabs Marcus from Sanis ::

He looks like and energy unit from the Megaman TV show...

*sighs* Memories...

:: ends up crushing Marcus ::

Sanis Prent
Feb 12th, 2001, 09:14:59 PM
(Quickly, Sanis reaches to his belt, pulling out one of his Corellian blasters, and deftly aims it at Keman's chest.)

Alright, "friend"...lets not make this into an incident. Just back away, and leave 340 credits on the ground for that droid module you just destroyed.


(OOC: You do know its illegal to kill without permission, didn't you?)

Daleethria
Feb 13th, 2001, 02:20:59 AM
Grabs Linkus' arm and twists it around, almost to the point of breaking it. Taking down the rude being, Linkus' face hits dirt as Daleethria grins at Sanis.

Not nice to break things that aren't yours

Leeloo Mina
Feb 13th, 2001, 03:14:06 AM
(OOC- *wonders if she didnt think about a droid being a living thing* :lol: )

Sanis Prent
Feb 13th, 2001, 04:09:39 AM
(Sanis turns immediately to Daleethria. She moved like a flash...he didn't even see her.)

How the Hell...

(And then Sanis realized...SHE SPOKE!)

Daleethria
Feb 13th, 2001, 01:52:41 PM
OOC~ When I play with italics, means telepathy so mneh on her speaking :lol:

IC~ Looks up at Sanis and looks to see what he will do to the fool that destroyed his property.

Sanis Prent
Feb 13th, 2001, 03:40:49 PM
(Sanis reaches to the man's belt, removing a black pouch. He opened it, and began to count out a few credits. Once he had what he wanted, he tossed the bag to the ground.)

There, that's 400 credits. 340 for the cost of the droid module, and 60 for pissing me off and wasting my time. Now get the hell outta here...

(Sanis turned to Daleethria)

Dale, show our guest the door.

Daleethria
Feb 13th, 2001, 03:46:28 PM
Daleethria picks up Linkus, arm still locked up tight, and Force throws him out the door ^_^

After closing the door, she walks over to Sanis with her hand out and a grin.

Sanis Prent
Feb 13th, 2001, 03:55:55 PM
(Sanis busts out laughing)

Ah...thinkin like an outlaw already, huh?

(Sanis hands Daleethria 60 credits)

Good job, Dalee.

Dark Linkus
Feb 13th, 2001, 04:40:49 PM
:: does the most immature thing he'll ever do... ::

:p

:: leaves the two a$$munches to themselves ::

Daleethria
Feb 13th, 2001, 04:45:42 PM
Ignores the immature brat and takes the money with a grin. Then she takes her hand and messes up Sanis' hair with great skill :p

Sanis Prent
Feb 13th, 2001, 05:06:08 PM
Ack!

MARCUS v4
Feb 13th, 2001, 05:26:33 PM
Several MARCUS drones wheel out, hefting away their fallen comrade.

Strange. I feel like a part of me has just died.

videl1999
Feb 13th, 2001, 05:28:47 PM
*teleports back in and notices the now several droids, grabs one of them and hides it behind her back to torture later, smiling innocently to arouse no suspicion*

Dragon dlayer
Feb 13th, 2001, 05:47:27 PM
*is lost*

videl1999
Feb 13th, 2001, 05:53:14 PM
*raises an eyebrow to Dragondlayer* What brings you here, Jedi?

Dragon dlayer
Feb 13th, 2001, 05:55:38 PM
absoluty nothing

videl1999
Feb 13th, 2001, 05:59:06 PM
then I suggest you leave, Jedi aren't fairing too well here today....besides you don't want me to make you leave, the results won't be pretty....

Dragon dlayer
Feb 13th, 2001, 06:04:23 PM
it wont be that easy...

Sanis Prent
Feb 13th, 2001, 06:05:07 PM
(Sanis nudges Videl)

Um...Videl...please don't frighten away potential customers.

videl1999
Feb 13th, 2001, 06:05:20 PM
what? your leaving? or my defeating you easily?

Dragon dlayer
Feb 13th, 2001, 06:07:40 PM
both

videl1999
Feb 13th, 2001, 06:14:39 PM
*looks over her shoulder, noticing SP, curses and stows the droid away in her hood, and tries to look innocent* I'm not trying to frighten him away...*smiles at SP* but if that's what I'm doing, I'll leave him alone for now....I wasn't aware that he was a potential customer....
*scowls briefly at DD* but you better not try anything, Jedi...

OOC: well I gtg for today...

Dragon dlayer
Feb 13th, 2001, 06:18:35 PM
awww you make it sound like jedi are a bad thing..

videl1999
Feb 13th, 2001, 06:22:07 PM
::must not make comment, must not make comment...he's a customer to SP so can't say anything, won't say anything:: *Videl thinks to herself*

OOC: gtg again...

Daleethria
Feb 14th, 2001, 12:55:51 AM
:: looks at the Jedi ::

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\">

:: walks over to Sanis shaking her head as if saying he's not worth their time ::

Sanis Prent
Feb 14th, 2001, 01:06:15 AM
(Sanis holds up a hand slightly to Dalee, as if to say "Lets wait just a minute".

He walks over to the padawan.)

Alright, so are you here on business? If so, lets get down to it, but if not...I don't tolerate loiterers.

Lady Vader
Feb 14th, 2001, 01:31:14 AM
*LV walks by on her usual rounds through the bg, only stopping momentarily to watch Sanis pick up potential ppl looking for his type of business*

*she catches his eye for a split second, but a split second is all she needs to give him a smile... one that is only meant to remind him of their business agreement*

*with that, she continues her walk through the bg*

videl1999
Feb 14th, 2001, 03:03:02 PM
*takes a moment to scowl at DD again before taking out the droid she "borrowed" and pries it open with one of her spike-like blades. She messes with it for a little while to see what she can make it do*

Dragon dlayer
Feb 14th, 2001, 03:27:48 PM
so... you fix things right?

videl1999
Feb 14th, 2001, 03:52:22 PM
*rolls her eyes at DD then goes back to her tinkering with the droid. She pulls out a small chip and installs it then makes several more adjustments while trying not to bug the customer*

Sanis Prent
Feb 14th, 2001, 06:03:09 PM
Yeah...I suppose you could say that. Prent Enterprises can fix anything you need fixing...from a landspeeder, to a marriage, etc. We pride ourselves on flexibility.

Daleethria
Feb 14th, 2001, 07:00:39 PM
Watches the Jedi ... still thinking it's not worth their time.

videl1999
Feb 14th, 2001, 07:26:56 PM
*doesn't think the Jedi is worth the time of day either but continues to work on the "borrowed" droid*