:: Chibi Buru walks onto the BG ::

[Chibi Buru]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

:: stops and flaps her small white wings then runs around like mad ::

[Chibi Buru]

:(

Nobody like Chibi Buru?

:: cries ::

[Liam Jinn]

strange..

[andude330]

lol

[Nupraptor]

::I walk onto the battleground, a small bottle with a wooden stopper in it in my right hand. I stop, looking around at all the Chibis. I get a wicked grin on my face as I pull out the stopper, and strange fumes begin to rise out of the bottle::

"Ah, now this virus will eradicate all those pesky chibis."

[Chibi Xanatos]

[Chibi Buru]

:: flaps her wings so the virus goes right into Nup ::

:p

Dumb-dumb adult.

[andude330]

chibi x!

lets go to the hiding spot!

*the MB*

[Darth Turbogeek]

Excuse me Nup, but take this....

:: Hands Nupraptor a fish::

Okay Nup.... GET THE BRATS!!!!

FORCE FRYING PAN!!

SPLAT!!!!

:: Buru goes semi ballistic as it wings catch fire with the aero drap::

[ReaperFett]

::Fett sees the evil characters, and feels something building up inside him

"NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW!!!!!!!!"::

[Jedi Alpha]

::Chibi Buru is stopped in mid air, and the two old geezers are blasted backwards with a flame attack::

Since these little guys are closer to my age than you are...I'd watch out DT, Nup...

[andude330]

you go alpha!

[Jedi Alpha]

::takes a mock bow::

Thank you...thank you...

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: DT stays exactly where he is, the Force Shield stopping the flame attack::

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

::was sitting down in a chair trying to relax when he hears this stuff.::

Maaan why is it everytime I get a good nap going....

::looks over at the CHibi's and the old people.;;

::Stands up, lighting a cigarette up.::

::Walks on over smoking.::

scuse me what's goin on?

[Great Fettholio]

I AM FETTHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! BLAH BLAH BLAH! NEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

.....Right....well...


::Puts Cigarette out in Fettholio's eye.::

Anyway....

[Darth Turbogeek]

We're eradiacating pests Matt. Namely Chibli.

[Jedi Alpha]

It's the old geezers...

::Points to DT and Nup::

Versus the chibis

::Points to the kids::

I'm taking the Chibi's side though. This should be interesting...

::Gives Matt a lopsided grin::

[Darth Turbogeek]

The Chiblis and you dont stand a chance.

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

Oh...

You want me to fight? awwwww...

::Sighs and reaches into his pockets.::

Maan I have to FIGHT....this day just keeps getting worse...

well bring it on Old bums...

[Jedi Alpha]

I stand a better chance than you DT...

[andude330]

ha ha!

we will WIN!

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: DT burst out laughing at Alpha's absurd statement and then opicks up two rocks via the Force and clouts them into both sides on Andude330 head::

[Jedi Alpha]

Hey!

::Alpha throws a couple dozen rocks at DT, followed by a plasma blast, knocking DT to his knees::

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

::sighs, pulling out a rather large thign with a sphere on it. He presses a button, and it turns into a large Lightsabreish ninja Star.::

PLease refrain from killing The Chiblings or whatever they are......I don't wanna get blood on my sweater.

[andude330]

im outta here!
good luck alpha!

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: DT leaps over the rocks and his sabre leaps to his hands, blocking the plasma blast.

As DT lands, he picks up Alpha by the Force and hurls him him through a wall::

I'ld give up now Alpha.

[ReaperFett]

::Fett gets back to normal, and looks at DT.
"Andude is mine. I owe him one"
Fett then jumps into Andude, knocking him to the floor. Fett then repeatedly kicks Andude while he is on the floor
"WHERE...IS...YOUR...POT...OF...GOLD??"::

[Jedi Alpha]

::alpha gets back to his feet, and blasts fett with a plasma blast::

DT I don't give up very easily...Call me hard headed if you want...

::alpha ignites his sabre, and gets into a fighting stance::

[andude330]

hey! your the tirminater dude who wants to kill john conner!

help!

he is hands made outta metal!

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: DT backhands Alpha via the Force through the wall again::

I said give up

[andude330]

nnnooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

::sighs, flinging the ninja star Dowards DT, slicing a nice gash right above his ear befre it swings back towards Black, who catches it.::

Last warning.

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: The star bounces off the sabre before it hits the Jedi::

Not you fight Matt. Stay out of this

[andude330]

no!

[Jedi Alpha]

::alpha blurs towards DT, upercutting him, and then snap kicking him into a far wall::

Back off DT... your last warning...

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

I know...I know....::catches the star again.;:

But Li'l bastards DO tend to like me for whatever reason...

::Pulls out another star and lights it up.;:

C'mon..just go away...I don't wanna haveta kick your ass....

[ReaperFett]

::Fett sees Andude start to run to his bike, and speed off. Fett runs after him. Slowly, Fett catches the bike...::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Before Alpa can even touch him, the Jedi MAster has a hand out and uses his superiour reach to slam Alpha in the face with an open palm. As Alpha reels from the king hit, DT again picks up Alpha and flings him with the Force through the wall::

Hmm. The wall's looking a bit secondhand. Those bits could make a nasty accident.

:: A brick falls off the wall, directed by the Jedi straight onto Alpha's head::

[andude330]

ahhhhhh

[Jedi Alpha]

::Alpha uses the force to throw Fett into DT::

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

::SIghs and flings one star into the unsuspecting DT, causinga nice gash to open in his shoulder, then he catches it as it returns, ducking down and flinging the other one across the side of his leg.::

lAST TIME ALREADY.

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: DT ducks and then causes a few more bits of masonry to smash into Alpa's head.

Dt makes a spirial motion with his hand and a tiny breeze starts up::

[Jedi Alpha]

::alpha feels blood run down his scalp, but he ignore that. Alpha charges at DT again, and ducks a kick, coming up with an axe kick::

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

You know..I didn't wanan do this...but..

::Makes a crushing motion with his hand, and all of a sudden, DT's Balls start feeling like their in a vice. Slowly he crumples to the ground clutching them, howling in agony.::

THAT'S the Force TEsticular CLAW!!!

[ReaperFett]

Fett, still staring, gets back up and continues persuit of Andude

[Jedi Alpha]

::alpha uses the force to pull Fett back, and hold him there::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Matt's concentration is broken as a frying pan is thriwn with enough Force to be lodged in his mouth. The Jedi Master shakes his tackle back into place and casually bocks Alpha's kick and knocking Alpha backwards again with the Force.

The Jedi's hand motions again and the breeze picks up...::

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

Hold'em riiight there...

::Gets a running start before doinga nice jump, swinging his body ina circle and sticking his leg out, slamming it across DT"s face. He then lands ina crouching position, jumping back up and slamminga boot upwards into DT"s Jaw.:::

[ReaperFett]

::As Alpha falls backwards, his power on the force wanes. Fett uses this to his advantage, and is able to continue pursuit::

[Jedi Alpha]

::Alpha fires a couple plasma blasts, and then taps into his spellshaper attacks::

SONIC BLAST!

::Alpha fires concentrated sounds waves, and makes DT's ears bleed::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: DT reaches upwards with extreme speed, parrying off the kicks. He then does a grab, catching Matt's leg, the Jedi heaves and spins Matt around, using the Force to help out and releases Matt at the height if the spin, head first into the rather abused wall. The rest of the brickwork collapses onto Matt....

Another hand motion and the wind picks up again...::

[Jedi Alpha]

::Alpha appears behind DT, and lands a couple snap kicks at DT's ribs, breaking two of them::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Again, DT looks at Alpha as Dthe Jedi uses the Force to neutralise the spell. Again, DT's hand moves and the wind picks up speed again::

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

::A Giant wind beats out his as the Broken down wall parts levitate off of Matt.::

Man you couldn't have just BACKED OFF COULD YOU?!?

Now you had to go and PISS ME OFF!!!

::Swings his hands, flinging the masonry shyiat at DT, the frying pan along with it, and as he tries to block one piece, another one flies up and nails his head, and so it goes. THe Masonry swirls aroudn him like a storm, striking him in various spots.::

DAMMIT WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST BACKED DOWN1?!

:::closes his hands, the storm getting smaller so he gets pummeled more, before clapping his hands, sending the debris flying.::

::watches the Bruised and battered DT fall to his knee's.:::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Again, the Jedi is too fast for Alpha, turning and using his Lightsabre that he has had active all the time to parry off Alpha's kicks.

Another hand motion as DT patiently builds up to what he has in mind....::

[andude330]

ahhhh

[Jedi Alpha]

::alpha hisses in pain, and uses the force to throw DT into a wall, with bone shattering force::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: The Jedi moves with speed that defies imagination, making himself an almost unhittible target for the masonry, then the Jedi kneels down, creating a Force Shield around himself. Smoe bits bounce off the glowing shield, but they are inconsequential... The Jedi goes into the calmness a Jedi needs to really be one with the Force, tapping into the power of it, a small whirlwind dances near his out reached hand, just outside the Shield. He deignites his sabre, knowing he needs every bit of concentration he can. the Shield glows brighter as it withstands further attack as the Jedi deleves into the Force, nudging and aplying energy.

The Whirlwind dances::

[Jedi Alpha]

::Alpha fires a land destruction beam from his hand, knocking DT down, and then follows up by a plasma blast::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Deep into the Force now, the Jedi pushes at the molocules of the air, pushing them into a spiral. The whirlwind builds and with one last Force effort, it suddenly explodes into a Force Tornado, aimed directly at Alpha. Picking up Alpha, the powerful winds also pick up anything else in it path, mortar, bricks, Matt, Andude, anything, pummelling and smashing. The Jedi gets up slowly, directing the awesome twister with his mind. The walls explode from the negative air pressure, adding to the destruction and the debris load as the Jedi keeps pressing the ripping whirlwind with his mind.

Smashing, clawing at walls, ceiling, floors, the tornado grows as the dust flys and the keeling scream of the wind grows in power. Lightnign from air friction lashes out, bricks are pummelled to dust as the tornado, pushed outwards and away from the Jedi. One last Force push and the tornado escapes all control, creating a path of devestation as the Jedi dissappears from view.::

[Jedi Alpha]

::Inside the cyclone, Alpha soon loses conciousness from the pummeling of the debris inside the cyclone.::

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

::slowly stands to his feet, wiping blood off his face.:;

That's the best you got? A Natural Washing Machine?

FAH!!!

::Swings a foot up into DT's groin.:

PANSY.

::turns, walking back towards his chair, where he plops down and gets another Cigarette out.:;

[Ezekiel Rage]

oook.. what happened to the pint-sized midgets?!
damnit! i wanted to take one on!!
:mad:

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

Rage?

::Stands back up, turning to Ezekiel.::

...RAge?? is that you??

::Walks towards him arms opened wide, then hauls off and socks him in the jaw.;;

You old bastard! Your constant hounding of Kero has left that Rat a Manic Depressive Paranoid Schizophrenic....


....THANK YOU!! That Rat wouldn't shut up!!.....now he just mutteres stuff about Rats and Rabbits.

[Ezekiel Rage]

MATT!
ya ol' cook!
i'm glad i helped shut that damn animal up!!
:lol:
so.. how's it goin matt?

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

:takes the cigarette out, blowing a puff of smoke out.::

Same old Stuff, causing trouble, mayhem, and assorted havoc. You know, just the Norm.

So what about you? How's thing with TSE going for ya?

[videl1999]

hmmm...there's got to still be one of those little buggers around here somewhere.....*spots CX hiding behind a rock* hehe, found one......*sets CX's hair on fire* bakame takos.......

[ReaperFett]

::Fett catches up with Andude's bike, ans pulls him off it::

[videl1999]

*shocks Reaperfett severly* how about leaving the little Sith alone, ne? even though I don't like andude, I still have to protect my fellow sith.....and considering the mood I'm in, today is not a good day to mess with me.......

[andude330]

ah!

*runs over to videl*

thank you!

[videl1999]

uh...your welcome...*shocks CX just for the hell of it* bakame jedi.....

[andude330]

;)

[videl1999]

OOC: um, you're 8, don't wink at me......besides I like LL.....*thinks about writing it on her forehead so all the other guys will leave her alone*and I already have 35 stalkers at my last count, so I don't need any more......

[andude330]

ok. just winking. that against da law?

[videl1999]

hmmm...where did the other one go?*looks around for Buru but only finds CX again so she shocks him instead*
OOC: well gtg...class.....*Videl teleports out of thread*

[andude330]

damn. allllllllllllllllll alone

[ReaperFett]

::Andude fails to notice Fett get up, eyes stairing straght at him. Fett marches up to him, and kicks him to the back of the knee joint, knocking him to the floor. Fett then gets out a Berretta, and points it at the back of Andude's head, while keeping a knee on his back, to stop him moving.
"Now, where is your polt of gold?"::

[andude330]

take it!

*throws a chocolate coin to reaper fett*

now go waaway!

[ReaperFett]

OK, now where is the rest? I saw a pot full

[andude330]

okok!

*pulls out a million choco coins and reaper eats them and he gets so fat that the cant move*

bye!

*runs away*

[Chibi Xanatos]

[videl1999]

*Videl raises an eyebrow* was that supposed to hurt, little one?because it didn't.....*kicks CX up into the air, powers up a ki blast, then fires it, it hits and CX falls to the ground in a little burned heap* damn tako....
OOC: well gtg, ja ne, minna....*Videl teleports out of forum*

[Xanatos Etanial]

::Changes back into Xanatos and fires a force shockwave towards the now gone Videl::
BAKA!

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

::p lows out a puff of a cigarette and looks at X.:;

Hello Etanial. Nice to see you still healthy.

[Ezekiel Rage]

lil' bugga..
*runs toward Anddude and picks up the "pipskweek"*
you see.. you really annoy me.. so, i'll let good ol' Fett handle you :evil:
*tosses Anddude in the arms of Fett*
:evil: :lol: :evil:

[Xanatos Etanial]

I have to say Emerid I'm in shock that someone hasn't killed you yet, myself.

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

Yeah, well I'm resourceful, What can i say?

Well I could say the same about you X.

SO how you been?

[videl1999]

*teleports back in* what the hell was that supposed to do? I was already gone, so it wouldn't have any effect.......*shocks X*
OOC: and it wouldn't be wise to hit me back, because I'm still in a really bad mood.......

[Xanatos Etanial]

::Shrugs:: No clue what it would have accomplished honestly.
So what's got, pardon the expression please, your panties in a bunch?

[videl1999]

*glares at X* zenkenayo....it's none of your business.....
besides why would I tell you, traitor?

[Xanatos Etanial]

I was only trying to be polite! Baka.
one person should be able to ask how another is, or what's wrong with that person without allegiance having damn well anything to do with it. Besides i don't think I'm really getting along to well with most of the jedi.

[videl1999]

hmmmm....well I still don't feel like telling you.......

[Xanatos Etanial]

::Shrugs::
that's fine with me. Just don't break off human contact because I'm jedi, it's kind of petty.

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

Oh boy. WHat grumps you two are.

[videl1999]

uh, since you are a Jedi, I'm supposed to be rude to you.....bakame jedi....
OOC: well gtg..class....ja ne,minna.....*VIdel teleports out of thread*

[Xanatos Etanial]

::throws his hands into the air::
Fine whatever. Everybody else acts like bastards to me, why not? Damn DT thwaked me with the frying pan 3 times in a row. the jedi treat me like i got the plague the Sith want to hunt me down and kill me, why not? Bastards everylast one of em. ::walks off shaking his head::

[Matt Black aka Mr Emerid]

HEY!!!! WHEN DID I EVER TREAT YOU LIKE A BASTARD?!

...Wait don't answer that...

ANyway....I never really INSUTLED you or Tried to KILL you...

::p uffs out a bit of smoke,.::

So Watch where you're standing.