Nothing in here but some mindless violence...

[Darth Grendel]

>>>OOC: Just not in the mood to do an RP or a challenge, so I'm just gonna write a pointless thread involving mindless, brutal, and pointless violence. Any Jedi that wants to interfere can feel free to, but personally I'd rather not have to wait on anyone so that I can post. Like I said, this thread is pointless.<<<

Grendel sat in the backseat of the taxi as it sped through the air. He looked out the window at all the flying cars zooming back and forth, though he didn't see them. Instead, he was focused on himself. On what he had had to endure lately. He hated it. It was such a waste, and it burned within him. The anger. The rage. It BURNED!!!

Grendel looked at the Cabbie driver, who was rather unsuccessfully trying to strike up a conversation with his fair. Grendel looked at him and he hated that man. So pathetic, with his meaningless life. So useless.

So weak.

Grendel looked out the window and saw the same amongst all those he saw driving by. Zooming about, getting on with their pathetic, useless, meaningless lives. How worthless they were! What did the Jedi POSSIBLY see in them? Grendel looked back to the driver in utter disgust. He was now talking about his family. Grendel couldn't bear it anymore!

He drew out his lightsaber and placed its end against the rear of the drivers seat. He activated it, the bright red blade burning through the seat and into the driver! It cut through him, and he spit up blood before he at last fell onto the wheel. The taxi lurched in midair as Grendel put on his mask. He then sliced open a hole in the roof and climbed out, standing on top of the taxi roof as it began to lose altitude and began to plummet from the sky, the drivers corpse laying on the wheel and causing it to dive down!

[Darth Grendel]

Grendel hung on for dear life as the car plummeted towards the Earth, waiting for an opportunity to escape. And find one he did!

He leapt off the taxi roof and landed on the roof of another flying car below. He didn't stop there but continued with his motion, leaping off of that car and leaping to the next. The Force guided his actions. Any other human would have long ago fallen to his death. But Grendel had the power of the Force on his side. The power of the Dark Side! It guided him as he leapt from the roof of one flying car to another!

He at last reached the end of the line, and having nowhere else to go, leaped! He used the Force to propel him ever farther, but it almost wasn't enough! Grendel hung off the side of a building, holding on to his lightsaber handle for dear life, as its blade was impaled in the buildings wall. The burning hot blade was too much for the wall, and it began to burn through. Grendel began to fall, the lightsaber blade cutting through the wall like a hot knife through butter!

[Darth Grendel]

Grendel deactivated the lightsaber blade, and with a quick motion, grabbed at a windowsil, halting his descent. He put away his lghtsaber and reached up with his other hand and pulled himself up. He stood on the window ledge and looked inside.

The building he was on was obviously a hotel of some sort. Grendel could tell from the obvious furnishings within the room. He then looked over and saw a man and a woman making love on the bed. A wicked grin came over his face. Two more worthless beings for him to put out of their misery!

He reached up for the window and laid his hands against it, touching it gently. He then concentrated, drawing in his hatred and anger, focusing it on the delicate task at hand. On his Force ability of pyrokinesis. Smoke began to rise from the window, and slowly it began to melt before him, making only a quiet sound. A sound which the lovers didn't hear over their lovemaking.

Grendel stepped over the melted remains of the window and slipped into the room without making a sound. Taking his lightsaber from his belt, he held it in both hands as he came up behind the lovers. At last he was upon them without them having even noticed him. The womans cries of pleasure grew increasingly louder, as Grendel pointed the end of his lightsaber towards the mans back. He waited for the right moment. The moment when they would achieve ultimate pleasure. And in that instant, as the woman howled in ecstacy, he gave them DEATH! The red blade of the lightsaber burst from its hilt, burning through the chest of the man and into the woman!

Grendel deactivated the blade and looked at the hole that had been burned through the 2 lovers. He smile with wicked glee and walked towards the door. There were still more banal people who required death!

[Darth Grendel]

Grendel walked out into the hall, striking down those he came upon. One stroke from his lightsaber and they fell dead! Those out of his reach were burned to cinders by his force lightning! Grendel littered the ground with corpses as he made his way to the lift.

He finally reached it and pushed the button, waiting for it to reach his level. Grendel looked at the readout of what floor it was on, waiting patiently as it made its way up to his floor.

At last the little bell rang, the doors slid open, and the lift was there.....

.....as were what appeared to be several party goers! They were dressed in fine clothing, and were holding bottles of wine as well as glasses to drink from. They were smiling and laughing when suddenly they noticed the Sith standing before them!

One of the women screamed and fainted as Grendel stepped inside the lift, pressing a button. The doors closed, and the party goers looked on in horror as the lift carried them down with the Devil. Carrying them down into purgatory!

[Darth Grendel]

Grendel looked down from where he was holding on, as he watched the lift plummet to the bottom floor. The passengers within screaming as they went down! He focused the power of the Force, enhancing his eyesight, and watched as the lift at last crashed below. The bodies of its passengers torn apart by the crash, their limbs scattered about.

Well satisfied, Grendel climbed up the tunnel ladder. He was only a short distance from the top floor and so he made his way up. He at last reached it and grabbed at the doors, pushing them open. He climbed up and stepped out, looking about.

There was a sign that read "Reception Area" and he went to where that sign was pointing. Noticing no-one in the hallways, he at last came to the door, where he was confronted by the doorman.

"Invitation, please?"

"Here's my invitation!"

Grendel, without even stopping, sliced the mans head off with his lightsaber as he walked towards the Reception Hall's entrance and pushed the doors open.

[Darth Grendel]

Grendel pushed the doors of the hall open and stepped inside, taking in the full view.

There were tables scattered all about, at which groups of people were seated, eating a meal or talking or drinking or laughing. Oh how he HATED their laughing!

In the center of the Hall there was a large dance floor, where people were dancing to a slow beat. In the center of that group of people was a woman who wore an intricate white dress, dancing with a man who was obviously her new husband.

Grendel found the whole scene grotesque! Well, he would soon put a stop to it!

We walked into the Hall, only then being noticed by the guests. Some tried to rush for the doors, but he burned them down with Force Lightning! With a wave of his hand, several tables flew from their places and blocked off the exit, leaving the people within without a means of escape!

Grendel ignored everyone else as he made his way to the bride and groom. The bride stood in shocked silence with tears flowing down her cheeks, while the husband tried to restrain his fear. Attempting to be courageous in the face of the Sith and place himself between the Devil and his new wife. At last, Grendel stood before them. They stood there for what seemed like an eternity as Grendel just stood there, without speaking a word or making a move. At last he spoke.

"May I dance with the bride?"

[Darth Grendel]

The husband, in shock, attempted to say something. To deny the Devil what he had requested. His wife, though, was in fear for his life. So calmly, she laid a hand on his shoulder. Telling him everything she needed to say to him with that touch. He looked towards her, terrified. Not for himself, but for her as he stepped out of the way. Allowing her to step forward. Grendel took the bride in his arms and began to dance with her as the musicians began to play again. Terrified of what Grendel would do to them if they didn't play.

Grendel held the bride close as they danced, while everyone in the hall looked on, shocked and not knowing what to do. But mostly they were afraid. They had no idea what the Sith would do next, and they were terrified. They looked on and watched as the macabre dance continued. The demon dancing with the beautiful angelic bride.

The band played on, as Grendel continued to dance with the bride. He reached up and slowly caressed her cheek as she wept tears of terror and sadness. His touch making her only more terrified. Grendel looked at her as she wept and was thrilled! He drank in her emotions, and was elated! The fear! The terror! He drank it all in, feeding off of it!

At last the dance winded down, and the bride looked up, not knowing what would happen next. Grendel touched her cheek once more, as if it console her. But then he opened his hand and he spread it across her face. Tendrils of dark energy surged from his hand. The bride SCREAMED as Grendel focused the Dark power into her!

She fell down to the ground, dead. Her body a blackened charred corpse! Grendel then turned on the guests, and they knew their time was up!

[Darth Grendel]

All at once, every bowl of food burst into flames! The guests ran from their tables as they tried to avoid the pillars of flame which had suddenly burst into life on their tables!

Grendel activated his lightsaber and stalked around looking for his first victim, when he heard rushing footsteps behind him. Turning quickly he slashed out, slicing in 2 the chair that the groom was about to strike him with! He then plunged the lightsaber blade into the grooms gut!

Grendel stood there looking at the groom's face with an almost curious expression as the groom winced in agonozing pain from the lightsaber blade piercing his gut. Grendel, bored, sliced up, cutting open the grooms chest. He then spun around, bringing his blade to the grooms neck and beheading him!

Grendel then turned to look at the guests as they huddled away from the pillars of flame. Completely terrified. How pathetic. No one would miss them. Grendel caused the flames to spread. The trapped the guests between a wall of fire and the walls themselves. Unable to escape, they begin to scream as they were slowly burned to death! Grendel smiled at the sweet sound of his burning victims!

[Darth Grendel]

The sprinklers came on and water poured down, setting out the blaze at last. But not before every person in that hall was dead!

Then a sudden beating came from the door. Grendel looked towards the door he had barricaded and watched as it was smashed apart! Through the opening rolled several grenades. Grendel quickly dove for cover as they exploded!

He pulled himself up from the force of the explosion as he looked up to see over a dozen armed security guards rushing into the room, blaster rifles levelled. He was unafraid, though. He was elated! Finally someone who might actually put up a fight! With that, he stepped out from cover.

[Darth Grendel]

The guards were the elite of the worlds authorities. They had dealt with Sith before. Knowing full well that their blaster shots could be deflected back at them, they instead took aim and fired their grenade launchers!

The grendades soared towards Grendel, but he wouldn't be fooled by such a pitiful tactic and attempt to strike at the grenades with his saber. He caught them in midair with the Force and sent them flying back! The guards scattered as they dove out of the way, trying to stay out of the blast caused by their grenades. Not all were lucky enough to escape.

The rest immediately opened fire, hoping the explosion would give them the chance to catch him off guard. They fired at Grendel, but Grendel moved to quickly. Every shot he parried, sending them back to the ones who fired them. Several more of the Guardsmen fell down dead, not being quick enough to dodge their own blaster shot being deflected back at them!

The rest, not knowing what to do, fled. Grendel, though, wasn't done with them. He pointed towards them and bolts of lightning leapt from his fingertips! The last few surviving guardsmen fell down, dead. Grendel walked out of the hall, stepping over their charred corpses as he exited, wondering what to do next.

[Darth Grendel]

>>>OOC: *reads over thread*



JESUS CHRIST! :eek: What the hell was I smoking last night?!? :smokin:

Um ... if you're reading this then just ignore this whole thread, alright? As far as I'm concerned this NEVER happened!!! Just go ahead and move along. Nothing to see here. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\"> <<<

[Keman]

OOC-

:: falls over laughing his ass off ::

Must've been the real cheap @#%$ Gren! :smokin:

[Director Isard]

OOC: LOL. Truly a fascinating read....you should come work for Intel - we could use someone with such a nice violent streak...heheheeh...

[Darth Grendel]

>>>OOC: I'll remember that, Isard, for the next time I'm whacked out on cough medicine! :lol: <<<