Dyne Darkforce
Jun 14th, 2001, 10:34:11 PM
1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. Your mom calls your beeper to let you know it's time to eat. You email her back from your bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
4. Your sister sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn brother so she can create a screen saver.
8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
9. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
10. Your parents buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price they paid.
11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 12 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go get it.
12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
20. You disconnect from the internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.
22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
23. When you tell your small child to play with his toys, they decline and go on the computer instead.
24. When your speaking to people in real life you start saying "lol" and "ill brb".
25. When you miss your favorite TV show, you go online to read the daily recap.
26. Your local department store goes out of buisness since everyone starts buying off of Ebay, Amazon.com, and every other site where purchasing is possible.
27. When you see your local weather on TV you still go online to double check.
28. Your whole family starts watching DVD's on the computer.
29. When you need to call someone, instead of using the phone in the house, you go to your cell phone.
30. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
31. You're reading this.
32. Even worse; you're going to show this to someone.
2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. Your mom calls your beeper to let you know it's time to eat. You email her back from your bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
4. Your sister sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
7. Your grandmother asks you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn brother so she can create a screen saver.
8. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
9. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
10. Your parents buy a computer and 6 months later it is out of date and now sells for half the price they paid.
11. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 12 years of your life, is cause for panic and turning around to go get it.
12. Using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase would be a hassle and take planning.
13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.
20. You disconnect from the internet and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.
22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.
23. When you tell your small child to play with his toys, they decline and go on the computer instead.
24. When your speaking to people in real life you start saying "lol" and "ill brb".
25. When you miss your favorite TV show, you go online to read the daily recap.
26. Your local department store goes out of buisness since everyone starts buying off of Ebay, Amazon.com, and every other site where purchasing is possible.
27. When you see your local weather on TV you still go online to double check.
28. Your whole family starts watching DVD's on the computer.
29. When you need to call someone, instead of using the phone in the house, you go to your cell phone.
30. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
31. You're reading this.
32. Even worse; you're going to show this to someone.