Need Help with RP titles?!

[Serena Laran]

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The <a href=http://member.aol.com/thegriffon/iftg.html>Fantasy Title Generator</a> is here to help!

[Serena Laran]

Also, the <a href=http://member.aol.com/thegriffon/isig.html>Shakespearean Insult Generator</a> is here for fun. :)

...Thou droning spur-galled minnow.... grrr

[Darth Viscera]

Finally! Now I have the means to insult those whom I despise, yet retain the articulation I've struggled so to achieve!

[Daemon Hyfe]

Interesting stuff.

When I entered simply the name "Viscera", I got:

Thou goatish plume-plucked maggot-pie.

Mmmmm.

[Darth Viscera]

eee-deee-ut!

You're not supposed to enter anything. It generates them randomly.

[Teka Kenobi]

lol, well when i was thinking of Vis it generated:

Thou reeky pottle-deep gudgeon.

Which obviously means...? :lol:

[Khendon S]

*mumbles* that's not a generator, that's a randomizer, but what do I know?

[Darth Turbogeek]

When you insult someone, whats wrong with just pain rude n crude in cleartext?

[Darth Viscera]

well, that's all fine and good, but you don't get that same satisfied feeling that you get when you've spent five minutes thinking of a nice, intelligent, dis, and you've successfully delivered it. The dis has to be 1 part funny/silly, 1 part intelligent, and 1 part insulting in order to get that satisfied feeling. Hyfe is good at this, except for the fact that he generally uses 2 parts insulting rather than 1, which is more often going to earn you a week-long enemy rather than a respected foe. But he's still young, he'll learn.

You can feel even more satisfied by substituting two parts intelligent, but then you run the risk that your respected foe won't know wtf you're talking about, depending on their level of articulation. It's basically up to you how you compile your dis, just so long as the end result is positive.

[Lady DeVille]

DT, thou villainous boil-brained maggot, what on earth are you talking about? This is much easier than actually having to think up an insult for yourself. :) It's like McDonalds, except not fast food...fast insults...

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

Wonderfully put, LD!

Or should I say: Thou weedy ill-breeding bladder!! :p

[Force Master Hunter]

Deville - Thou father was a hampster and your mother smelt of elderberries! I have never forgetten a countenance, but for thou, except I will make!

who needs an insult generator when you have Monty Python or Groucho marx!

[Morgan Evanar]

DT, that was backwards.

[Lucious Zaarin]

What's a rump-fed harpy?

[Darth Viscera]

:x

You learn new things about Shakespeare every day.

[Lady DeVille]

:lol:

DT, I'll have you know that Shakespeare is considered the greatest playwright ...ever!

[Kikran Akard]

Pssh......I fart in your general direction.