Force Master Hunter
Jul 27th, 2001, 01:48:56 AM
It happened... and I feel much better
I am getting an office move organised and done and I'm having every man + bantha wanting changes when it is now too late. Lots of arguments and I'm getting steadily more and more angry. Someone doesnt like their colour of their desk, someone wants the office rearranged... it went on and on and on.....
Anyway, the Office Fat Bitch (Sorry about the description, but if you knew this woman, you would know this is a vast understatement) decided to cause trouble. Yesterday she had a hissy fit fit about moving and packing. She HAD 4 weeks notice!!!!! Anyway, she didnt like her desk for some completely stupid reason....
OFB : Excuse me?
FMH : (Harried and exasperated, but polite) Yes?
OFB : I Iwant another desk
FMH : (Sighing) I'm sorry, I cant do that. If you dont like the floor plan, please see the Dircetor
OFB : Why?
FMH : Because he was the one who allocated seats. Unless he mandates a change, no one changes (That was actually the truth)
OFB : No, I want YOU to move ME now!
FMH : Sorry, I cant.
Now I'll preference this with the fact that in the office i'm known as one of the quietest and easygoing people knownNormally, Hello is all you can get from me :) I do my job and people like me and joke I'm the silent Administrator
OFB : WHY?
FMH : Because I'm not authorised to. If you want we can see the Director now....
OFB : NO!! YOU OMVE ME NOW!!!!
FMH : (Trying politeness again) Look, if we see the director, I'm sure he will....
OFB : NOW!!!!
FMH : I really cant...
OFB : YOU F****** NERD!!! NOW OR ELSE!!
So I've tried to be polite. But swearing at me began to make me see red
FMH : No. (Firm but polite)
OFB : NOW S***HEAD!!!
Allright. That's it. I I try to be polite for a minute while she's screaming abuse while my blood pressure is rising. Finally...
OFB : ........NOW YOU DO IT NOW!!!!
I swear she's drooling and I'm getting a spit shower
FMH : Didnt you hear me? (Queit but deadly)
OFB : I F****** DONT CA...
FMH : Shut up
She's stunned, but gets her wind back. OFB : DONT YOU DARE TELL ME....
By this time the Director is watching and so is the rest of the office.
FMH : I said shut up.
Now everyone is looking. I've said more words in a sentance than I say in a day. And I sound like I've had enough
OFB : YOU P*****!! DONT YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!!
And then she pushed me
FMH : You have 5 seconds to apologise.
OFB : GET F*******, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT...
I've picked up a broom handle, a big solid one by this time
**** WHAM ****
The broom handle hits a desk with a huge bang. She stops in mid bluster to see her own death reflected in the fury of my stare
FMH : (Quietly still) Leave now
OFB : no...
**** WHAM ****
FMH : Now.
By this time I'm walking closer and closer and she beginning to realise I'm serious and is backing away.
OFB : Dont you...
FMH : GGGGRRRREEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
OFB runs so fast she blurs. FMH chases her out of the office and as she keeps running I skid to a stop
FMH : AND DAMN WELL STAY OUT!!!!!
Comes back in with whole office just staring in wonder. And no one is daring to approach me ......
I am getting an office move organised and done and I'm having every man + bantha wanting changes when it is now too late. Lots of arguments and I'm getting steadily more and more angry. Someone doesnt like their colour of their desk, someone wants the office rearranged... it went on and on and on.....
Anyway, the Office Fat Bitch (Sorry about the description, but if you knew this woman, you would know this is a vast understatement) decided to cause trouble. Yesterday she had a hissy fit fit about moving and packing. She HAD 4 weeks notice!!!!! Anyway, she didnt like her desk for some completely stupid reason....
OFB : Excuse me?
FMH : (Harried and exasperated, but polite) Yes?
OFB : I Iwant another desk
FMH : (Sighing) I'm sorry, I cant do that. If you dont like the floor plan, please see the Dircetor
OFB : Why?
FMH : Because he was the one who allocated seats. Unless he mandates a change, no one changes (That was actually the truth)
OFB : No, I want YOU to move ME now!
FMH : Sorry, I cant.
Now I'll preference this with the fact that in the office i'm known as one of the quietest and easygoing people knownNormally, Hello is all you can get from me :) I do my job and people like me and joke I'm the silent Administrator
OFB : WHY?
FMH : Because I'm not authorised to. If you want we can see the Director now....
OFB : NO!! YOU OMVE ME NOW!!!!
FMH : (Trying politeness again) Look, if we see the director, I'm sure he will....
OFB : NOW!!!!
FMH : I really cant...
OFB : YOU F****** NERD!!! NOW OR ELSE!!
So I've tried to be polite. But swearing at me began to make me see red
FMH : No. (Firm but polite)
OFB : NOW S***HEAD!!!
Allright. That's it. I I try to be polite for a minute while she's screaming abuse while my blood pressure is rising. Finally...
OFB : ........NOW YOU DO IT NOW!!!!
I swear she's drooling and I'm getting a spit shower
FMH : Didnt you hear me? (Queit but deadly)
OFB : I F****** DONT CA...
FMH : Shut up
She's stunned, but gets her wind back. OFB : DONT YOU DARE TELL ME....
By this time the Director is watching and so is the rest of the office.
FMH : I said shut up.
Now everyone is looking. I've said more words in a sentance than I say in a day. And I sound like I've had enough
OFB : YOU P*****!! DONT YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP!!!
And then she pushed me
FMH : You have 5 seconds to apologise.
OFB : GET F*******, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT...
I've picked up a broom handle, a big solid one by this time
**** WHAM ****
The broom handle hits a desk with a huge bang. She stops in mid bluster to see her own death reflected in the fury of my stare
FMH : (Quietly still) Leave now
OFB : no...
**** WHAM ****
FMH : Now.
By this time I'm walking closer and closer and she beginning to realise I'm serious and is backing away.
OFB : Dont you...
FMH : GGGGRRRREEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
OFB runs so fast she blurs. FMH chases her out of the office and as she keeps running I skid to a stop
FMH : AND DAMN WELL STAY OUT!!!!!
Comes back in with whole office just staring in wonder. And no one is daring to approach me ......