Sanis

[Valk Twilight]

I was just thinking, you remind me of a twilight zone episode. Where the guy offers a woman 1 million dollars to press a button that will kill someone she doesnt know, with no reprocusions our anything. So she finnaly does push it, he gives her a million dollars, picks up the box and starts to leave. She asks him, "Where are you taking that box?" to which he replys, "To someone you dont know" maybe I just got too much free time, but thats what it reminded me off

[Sanis Prent]

Heh...never seen it. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\"> :)

[Valk Twilight]

Bah, its a classic. Oh well, too much free time. Thats what i get for watchin tv while watchin the comp

[Sanis Prent]

niiice multitask :)

[Valk Twilight]

back and forth from USAM to MTV and Comp, not the greatest multitasking in history, but yeah sure

[Sanis Prent]

Oh the carefree lives of the unemployed <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\">

[Valk Twilight]

Oh, dont get me wrong, I work, im with Target corporation, i just work nights

[Nupraptor]

No no no... he reminds me of the short story by Neil Gaiman titled "We Can Get Them For You Wholesale". That's very likely the best short story I've ever read.

[Sanis Prent]

Actually....I've designed Sanis around myself. Generally speaking, he's the character that most completely emulates myself.

[Lady DeVille]

O_O

You kill people for money in real life?!?!

*suddenly is reminded of Grosse Point Blank*

Cool.

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

okay sanis that is a bit scary =P

[Sanis Prent]

Okay...minus the murder-for-hire thing :p

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

that's better ^_^

[Nupraptor]

I'm a murderer for hire. Pay me money and I'll kill whoever you want.

[Daemon Hyfe]

...?

o.O

[Nupraptor]

Did you want to be killed, Mr. Hyfe?

[Sanis Prent]

You can't kill Hyfe....he's such a sour-tempered mean ol' bastard! We'd miss him :(

[Nupraptor]

If he pays me, I will.

[Sanis Prent]

I am suddenly reminded of a skit by the Kids in the Hall...regarding a hitman hired to kill...himself.

[Nupraptor]

:D

Hell, I'll do that, too.

[Daemon Hyfe]

How would you collect you're payment?

[Nupraptor]

Payment in advance.

[Gormul Hyfe]

Ah, ok. I'll hire you to kill yourself and then loot you're dead body and take all my money back, plus a few extra trinkets.

Being hired to kill yourself really sounds like an idea with some superb planning behind it... ;)

[Nupraptor]

I'd spend all of your money before doing the deed. And it's quite expensive, too. You'd be asking me to kill one of the most deadly people on the planet.

The government stopped paying me on a per-case basis, and now just gives me a monthly flat rate. It's quite nice, but they still owe me a couple hundred from the last job.