Today is Sanis Day!

[Gormul Hyfe]

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries! I loate your very existance, you sweat from a monkeys balls! I live on only to hate you for one more day.

DISCLAIMER!

This is a flame against Sanis Prent... because I'm a bastard.

[JaAku Jinn]

*Crowd goes completely insane. Streamers and confetti fall from some unknown origin in the sky along with balloons that read "Sanis Day"*

[Sanis Prent]

(Runs around wearing a cloth diaper, a' la a certain bear on the Conan O'Brien show)

[JaAku Jinn]

:lol:

*Hears the circus music in background.*

[Gormul Hyfe]

*pelts some peanuts he stole from Eve at Sanis's head*

[Tyr Shiryou]

:eek:

*hopes Sanis doesn't do what she thinks he plans on doing.....*

[Jeseth Cloak]

;; Rips off Sanis' head, then uses it to pelt Hyfe. ;;

Beh...

[Gormul Hyfe]

*dies*

[Sanis Prent]

(regenerates)

[Gormul Hyfe]

*revived*

*starts singing selections from Les Miserables*

[DaeTana Jinn]

*expects a huge musical number dedicated to Sanis to begin any minute now.* :lol:

[Jeseth Cloak]

;; Starts to sing....?? ;;

[Gormul Hyfe]

Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men!

[Reysa Sashara]

The man that thinks sticking a herpy infested rodent up someones buttox..

"Throws a cream pie in Hyfes face"

SLLLAPP!

[Evil Hobgoblin]

*A blob comes along and eats all the singers.*

And they ate Sir Robin's minstrels, and there was much rejoicing throughout the land.

[Tyr Shiryou]

Launcelot: Look, my liege!

(fanfare)

Launcelot: Camelot!
Robin: Camelot!
Galahad: Camelot!
Patsy: (whispered) It's only a model.
Galahad: Shh!

Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride...to
CAMELOT!

song:

We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and border scenes, with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.

We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're not so bad in Camelot, we sing from the Dia-phragm alot!

Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:

I have to push the pram-a-lot!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
Others: Right, right....

[Ryu Warusa]

::Walks by the insanity and looks at Shiryou:: "You're alive! ::Hugs Tyr intill her head pops and candy comes out::

[Tyr Shiryou]

GAAAAAAH!

*is hugged*

@______@??

[Admiral Jyener]

LOL, the bear.

[Resanul Kurtz]

Steps out from behind a wall and eats all the candy before anyone can get to it! :rollin:

[PraetoriteYominCarr]

I have a castle on a cloud.






Red- the world about to dawn, Black- the night that ends at last!