Oh Miss DeVille...

[Sanis Prent]

...please get in touch with me ASAP :)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Just say no!

[Sanis Prent]

(Chloroforms Dale)

Um....don't listen to her. She's feeling faint, anyways :)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

passes out :x

[Daemon Hyfe]

*eats a peanut butter milkshake*

[Sanis Prent]

(Picks up passed out body, and slumps it in a chair, a la "Weekend at Bernies")

So Dale, how are you today?

(Sanis reaches over to Dale's jaw, moving it around as he speaks in a high-pitched tone)

Oh I am just fine...how are you?

Me? I'm great...just wondering what you're doing?

(Sanis moves Dale's arms around so that she is pointing at herself)

Me? Oh, just thinking of you, sexy man.

(Sanis laughs)

Yeah, I know, I know. I'm just that damn good.

[Force Master Hunter]

:: Swaps Hyfe's Peannut butter milkshake for a Vegemite and Fosters one::

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Pinches sanis' nose and closes his mouth.

"I was playing possum" :p

[Sanis Prent]

Oh you wily marsupial...don't make me go lookin' for your pouch :smokin:

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Well, Dale is pregnant now so um .. :lol:

No pouch tho :p

[Sanis Prent]

(Hopes Dale has a hard time with Ogie Jr. and "teething")

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Not Ogre Jr ... tis a daughter :p

[Morgan Evanar]

! ! !

[Sanis Prent]

Ogette :p

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Morgan ... she isn't born yet. Dale and Co just found out :lol:

And ew ... we have a better name then that ack

[Lady DeVille]

The thought of a human woman trying to carry an Ogre Jr. makes me wince...the thought of her trying to deliver one seems impossible! Like birthing an elephant.

Sanis, what do you want? You're not on AIM right now! :(

[Force Master Hunter]

Geez... what's this place becoming - a nursery?!?!?!

[Lady DeVille]

Hey! What an ugly baby girl that is going to be. Tusks and all. *shudders*

[Force Master Hunter]

As opposed to yours?

[Daemon Hyfe]

Ohhhhhh!

[Lady DeVille]

Mine is a boy. Mneh! :p

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Hey ... there was this ritual that took care of Ogre and Dale having kids for one. Two, in D&D there are half Ogre and Half human offspring so it is possible. Three, once again ... probably be surprised by the pic we found so mneh :p

[ReaperFett]

was Shrek Mal Pannis actually a vision of the future? :)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:x

please ... that joke name was not funny at all.

[ReaperFett]

aint that the truth

[Jeseth Cloak]

Wow... Ha! :lol: I don't have a kid to worry about. Suckers! :evil:

;; Runs around being child free - while he can. ;;

[Nupraptor]

I might be sterile. :|