Noirholics Anonymous

[Sanis Prent]

Hello, I am Charley....and I can't stop thinking about noir!

[tracesha]

I watch a fansubbed anime named Noir that kicks ass. :D

[Mortaniuss]

Never heard of it. I can't help but think of "Norse" when I see the name, though.

[Sanis Prent]

Noir is the writing style where you speak in first person, and use ridiculous amounts of alliteration, simile, and every other literary effect.

Think the old black & white cop movies

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

Think cigar smoking dames in tight dressed sitting on desks, and you've just about got it. :)

They usually start like this: I knew she was trouble from the moment she walked into my office.

[Lady Vader]

:lol:

Oh boy.

:rolleyes:

*walks into office with big, blinking neon sign over her head that reads: TROUBLE.*

[Sanis Prent]

She wasn't your average dame, I'd have to admit. She was classy, but not so much to keep her from diggin a joe like me. Maybe that was true class, but who was I kiddin? Me and classy had never had the honor.

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

...who DOESN'T like noir?!

[Mortaniuss]

I thought you were referring to the anime Trace mentioned. :|

[Gav Mortis]

Can I make a guess that this obsession was brought on by endless hours of Max Payne? :)

[Vega Van Derveld]

*obsessed with Discworld Noir*

[ReaperFett]

I am thinking that too :)

[Sanis Prent]

Point, Gav!

[ReaperFett]

so, we need a pic of Brad Pitt constapated :)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

There was a guy name Noir in the Wildcats comic ... that is all I know about Noir :lol:

[Rama Sha]

Nair smells bad..........Yeah you can wear short Shorts.......but you can't near their legs for the smell. X_X



oh Noir........nevermind.

[Sanis Prent]

The fact that you know what nair smells like is disturbing.

[Rama Sha]

Hey when you married they want you to put it on them. :: Shudder ::



Took all the hair off my palms...............I mean it would have had I had any there.


















Yeah.