Musical Flame War Quotes!!

[Force Master Hunter]

Quote seen in a music flame war

"Wha? Backtreet boys is not EVEN a band. You have to make your own music to be a band, or atleast be able to play an instrument"

"I love N'Sync!"
"You mean "N'Stench?"

[Hwoarang]

lol

N'SYNC said they pick on themselves so they wont feel bad when they are picked on. They said they where shirts that say "N'STINK". I saw it on an interview on Much Music (canadian MTV lol).

[ReaperFett]

makes me laugh how much people have against a group that plays for kids and basically admits it. Its like me slating the Teletubbies or Seseme St :)

[Force Master Hunter]

They dont PLAY for kids... they MIME for kids.

GET IT RIGHT!!!

[ReaperFett]

and Big Bird talks live? I dont think so :)

[Admiral Jyener]

Wrong again. They play with kids.

[Force Master Hunter]

No Michael Jackson jokes please

[Force Master Hunter]

How to wrote a Flame in a FlameWar

Leave your reason at the door. You must NOT have any form of conventional logic in your flame. If you're thinking then you're not writing a flame. This is possibly the hardest aspect of producing a flame and that is why we start with it. Unless you are suffering from a mental illness, you will have spent most of your life following a complex set of social rules. These are a hindrance when attempting a flame. You must create your own world and speak from there. There is no single way to do this, although tired and tested methods include illegal drug intake, sleep deprivation, compulsive masturbation and listening to Marilyn Manson.

Don't make it too long. This is an immediate signal that some form of reasoning is going on. A true flamer has at most three paragraphs in him/her before the sheer fury and hatred overcomes them and they pass out on their keyboard - hitting the send button with their forehead.

Pick a story to rant about but for God's sake don't read anymore than the first paragraph. And don't read this very carefully either. There are jokes and smatterings of sarcasm and irony in Register stories but these aren't for you. Everything you (don't) read is the literal truth as we see it. Once you haven't grasped the story you can start to twist the words into whatever makes you most angry.

Tie in your hatreds/prejudices. This goes with the previous point. Remember, a flame is not about responding to a story - it is merely the vehicle by which you can tell the world what's wrong with it. You must however pay the story lip service before you start to explain why kids/dogs/indians/brits/women/socks are the most useless and evil thing in existence.

For god's sake, don't start using correct grammar. Apostrophes, capital letters, full stops do not exist in your world. And why spell a word correctly when you can write it phonetically and still get the meaning across? If possible, try to make the flame one long sentence (this is not to be attempted by first-time flamers though). Also, try to write the flame as fast as possible and you'll find many mistakes just create themselves.

Be deeply and personally abusive to the person you're writing to. Try to imagine them sleeping with your partner and laughing at you at the same time. Use all the blind hatred that the government has piled into you to help it start a war - for example, repeating the word Saddam or Slobodan or commie over and over again, louder and louder. Then throw out whatever comes into your head.

Word of warning: don't use too many swear words. Odd one this, but while true flamers will not let a sentence slip past without at least one profanity, imitators put in too many. You see, the flamer will - somewhere deep deep down - have a point to make. Swear words are only to be used when the struggle to explain just how wrong the world is becomes too much to bear and a good "@#%$" relieves the pressure in their skulls - briefly.

Do not reread your flame. Tell yourself you will send it as soon as you think you have finished. This will give you the element of spontaneity and will not give your rational mind time to interject.

Celebrate a successful flame by killing something. Many compulsive flamers keep a jar of insects next to their desk just for this reason.

[Mama Mashpatatoes]

Don't diss the black version of Micheal Jackson.

Everyone say with me.
Black Micheal = Good
White Micheal = Bad

[Admiral Jyener]

Black boots on Mashpatatoes = huge
White background on Mashpatatoes sig = making headache worse

[Mama Mashpatatoes]

Thats cause she'll kick yer arse with those boots. And the white is to blind people who don't stand for truth or justice!

[Daemon Hyfe]

Do you make good peanut butter milkshakes?

[Lady DeVille]

DAMN YOU AND YOUR MILKSHAKES !STICK A PEANUT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE


(was that a good flame, or so I suck at this?)

[Morgan Evanar]

Peanutbutter milkshakes are weak. Behold, the almighty, rightgeous, STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, with its high fatty caloric goodness, and a taste that makes the ladies swoon, strawberry is the way to go.

Remember, nothin says "amor" like a red strawberry.

[Ryu Warusa]

Or... ::keeps comments to himself::