THE ROSEIE O DONNELL SHOW

[Roseie O Donnell]

today is a special Ep. for Dr.Evil to vocie his asperations for world domination


now Dr.Evil why do you want to take over the world?

[JediBoricua]

FORCE HOWARD STERN

::Howard Stern appears in the room and starts insulting rosie, she runs under her desk with a bag of Chocolate Chips and weeps like a little girl::

haha

[Mini Me]

*points at fat bastard then to the jedi, the jedi looks at mini me and mini me angerly flips him off*

[Doctor Evil]

Well, first I have to say, thank you for having me on your show. Also, I love your outfit, and have you lost weight?! You look stunning!

Okay, my reason for aspirations of world domination are simple. Its what I do. I got my degree in Dictatorial Sciences at Michigan State, and well, I have to pad my resume somehow.

[Doctor Evil]

DOWN Mini Me!

(Sprays Mini Me with spray bottle)

Lets be civil on the talk show.

[Lord Fire Blade]

I interject from the crowd...

"Hey baldy, I already dominate the world I aint cutting you a slice of the action Neyh Neyh!!"

[Fart Man]

did someone call me?

[Doctor Evil]

Oh yeah?

2-4-6-8 Crackers like you shouldn't playa-hate!

[Darth Ass]

FART MAN!

Now you will face death at the hands of the EVER-FATAL Darth ASS!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Riiiiggggghhhhhhhtttttt........

[Doctor Evil]

That's my line!

Go throw another shrimp on the barbie, Aussie scum!

[Jerry Springer]

oh my god this is worst then my show



and now my final thought we all have enemys so why cant we all just get along take care of your self and each other

[Firebird1]

*Firebird1 ties up Springer, and places a sign that says, "I like Rosie" on him.*
Hay Phat and Fat, he doesn't want you to kill Rosie...

[Jerry Springer]

ROSIE HELP!

[Roseie O Donnell]

PLEASE PEOPLE IM TRYING TO DO A SHOW WITH DR.EVIL GET OUT!!




now Dr.Evil how is your son scot?

[Doctor Evil]

Well, I had my son Scott liquidated. He wasn't quite Evil enough, it seems.

However, I had my semen frozen and sent back in time, and I now have a new son.

[Firebird1]

Umm Rosie I ha..err, well I don't care much for your show anyway, and I'd just like to point out that if Jerry moves, hell be changing his name to Susan because that is where I placed the bomb with a motion sensor, if he moves he dies!!!!

[Roseie O Donnell]

Interesting, so who is your new son? Is his name Scot also? Tell us about him.

[Doctor Evil]

Well, he's not really evil, but he's trying. I'll give him credit for that.

Actually, I'm thinking about liquidating him too, but he's working so hard, that I guess I should give him the benefit of the doubt.

His name is Itala Marzullo.

[Number Two]

Dr.Evil Shouldnt we Tell them of our plan to wipe the the jedi now?

[Darth Turbogeek]

I have pictures of Dr Evil and Rosie O Donnell doing something rude to a donkey

[Firebird1]

:lol:


*Uses the Force to push Jerry down the stairs, knocking him into Mustafa.*
Err...what about the bomb.
*An explosion is heard as Jerry becomes the first Talk Show host in space, and Mustafa is heard in the distance.*
Mufasa: Help I'm bleeding badly, but I still live.
Edit: Thank you Dr. Evil

[Doctor Evil]

Oh, oh yes.

RELEASE THE POWERPOINT PROJECTOR!

(A large screen slides down from the ceiling)

This is evil plan #2945-4a, subtitled, "The plan to kill the Jedi".

[Phat Bastard]

::looks at firebird::

YOUR PRETTYER THEN MOST GIRLS I SHAGED!!


TURN AROUND I WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR ARSE!!!


YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A ARSE!!

[Doctor Evil]

MUSTAFA.

MUFASA is Simba's dad in The Lion King.

Turbogeek, give me those pictures or I'll poison your kittens!

[Phat Bastard]

DID SOMEONE SAY THEY HAD A SHEEP!!!
FIREBIRD WOULD YOU CARE TO SHAG!!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

No. My Kittens are safe and I want


:: puts finger to lips::

One BILLION dollars in return for the pictures.

[Firebird1]

Err sorry I prefer Women, but ask Jerry...err..Susan when he gets back from his trip...

[Doctor Evil]

HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!

You leave me no choice but to use my latest diabolical creation on you: Pikachu!

[Roseie O Donnell]

now thats not very jedi like




Dr.Evil tell us more about this "evil plan"?

[Mini Me]

*sits next to Dr.Evil in his mini evil chair*

[Darth Turbogeek]

How would you know ya fat bitch what a Jedi is...

And for the evil you have unleashed on the world with your pathetic TV shows.... TAKE THIS!!!

:: DT reefs Rosie's mouth open and shoves a firecracker down her gob. He slams the jaws shut as the firework goes off in Rosie's belly, blowing a huge hole in the butt::

[Firebird1]

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Well this is mine, a cute little baby toge. Stand back, it may be cute, but IT WILL MAKE YOU SICK!!

[Pikachu on crack]

Pika Pika!

Pika kick your ass!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Pika my snot mousie runt.

FORCE MOUSE TRAP!!!

:: The Pokemon gets cut in half by the rat trap::

[Pikachu on crack]

Pika break yo mousetrap with my amazing crack-augmented strength, fool!

[Doctor Evil]

Oh, isn't he cute!

[Darth Turbogeek]

One dead mouse that.

[Phat Bastard]

::grabs turbo in a bear hug crushing everybone in his body::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: DT senses the attack, moves around before Pha Barstard can grab him and splits the Barstard with his sabre::

[Mini Me]

*jumps on TGs back before he can slice PB and bites his ear off*

[Pikachu on crack]

Pika bites DT in the balls!

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Without looking, DT catchs Mini me while he is in mid leap and then snaps his neck with the Force::

[Number Two]

::p ushes the TurboGeek button on his chair and TurboGeek Gose down to the Evil stage hands room::

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Leaps upwards again, landing next to No. two and slices him in half::

[Phat Bastard]

::lets turbos saber hit his side and as turbo trys to cut deaper phat grabs turbos arm breaking it at the joint then takes the saber out of his side and punches turbos face::

[Darth Turbogeek]

Pika dont have strength to bite anything when dead :P!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Phat Barstard slightly dead too. Jedi move too fast for slow fat pile of lard.

[Mini Me]

*cracks his neck back to alinement then charges to turbo helping pika bite turbos momy dady button*

[Doctor Evil]

DT, look how quickly you break your rules!

Remember, no killing or dismembering in the battleground!

Shame, shame.

[Number Two]

::ducks the slash and punches TG's gut::

[Doctor Evil]

(Grabs a globe)

The World is mine, that's right! The world is mine, BITCH!

[Phat Bastard]

TRYING TO PULL YOUR SELF FF TO BE A SUPER HUMAN YOU HAVE TO TAKE SOME DAMAGE AT LEAST, PLUS YOUR USEING THE FORE TO ATTACK ONLY SITH CAN DO THAT IF A JEDI DOSE THAT MAKES THEM SITH, JEDI CAN ONLY USE FORCE PUSHES AND BLIND.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Your playing God Mode Evil one. That's much worse.


:: DT uses FORCE SPEED to catch Number Two's fist, and then uses FORCE THROW to grab the starled Two and flush him down the the toilet::

[Darth Turbogeek]

Listen to the stupid Phat bugger. You have no idea what we Jedi are aloowed to do!

SORE LOSER!!! SORE LOSER!!!!

[Doctor Evil]

God mode? Videl tried to kill me with the first attack, what do you expect?

[Mini Me]

*starts the draw a picture of some thing then ands it to turbo after he is done turbo looks at it*

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DIE TURBO!!

[Doctor Evil]

Ah ha! I'm the king of the world!

(Stands on the rail like Leonardo DiCaprio)

[Doctor Evil]

Awww...its sweet!

[Mini Me]

*takes out a voodoo doll of turbo and breaks it neck then turbo falls to the ground with a broken neck*

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Pushes Evil over the rail::

[Fart Man]

::turns his ass to TG then lets out a atomic fart blasting him from the inside out::

[Doctor Evil]

(Falls down the side of the boat, crashes through a window, and throws a few poor Irish people out into the freezing water)

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

I invented the Fart attack, which is why I always carry new Glen 20, Pine air Freshener. Gets rid of hideous odurs in just one spray

[Doctor Evil]

Get out of my way, you frikkin' Irish people! Aren't you supposed to be BELOW the waterline?

[Lady Vader]

:: LV starts giggling uncontrolably... she muffles her laughter... finally she can contain it no more ::

:: she bursts out in full laughter ::

:lol: thank you EVIL!!!... I haven't had so much fun reading a thread in a long, long time!!!...

ah eys... now I can go to bed happy... :lol:

night all! :)

[Roseie O Donnell]

WHAT ABOUT ME I STARTED THIS THREAD THANK MY FAT ASS TOO!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Why? You fat ass gets in the way of the TV.

[Wendy Testaburger1]

*Wendy wonders if MiniMe would puke for her...

[Darth RAGE1]

Dang this be a good show Jerry.