Loklorien s'Ilancy
Mar 24th, 2013, 12:04:49 PM
Much like bad movies, I am often drawn to bad comics (haha).
Back when I lived in Seattle, I often stopped by one of my two regular comic shops and, in addition to pulling my normal titles, purchased mystery boxes full of either 100 or 150 comics per box. And these were bad... bad comics. Not all were bad to be fair, but a healthy majority were very cringeworthy. Mingled in were gems of comic weirdness, and those I want to share!
The first is from Malibu Comics. It's bad to be sure, but I want to share it not for the horrid content, but the cover. Crazy stiletto knife earrings aside, I'm entranced by the boob mushing.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/silancy/boobmushing.jpg
Next, we have Guns of Shar-Pei. The cover itself is pretty explanatory, not to mention it just makes you stare for a few moments before wondering if you're seeing what you're really seeing. Yes. You are. Broken down, Guns of Shar-pei is about a ninja cowboy shar-pei dogman who is a wanderer of an apparently post-apocalyptic world. He wears a poncho, and has no problem baring his six-nippled chest.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/silancy/sharpei.jpg
Hamster Vice. I'll be honest, I have no idea what this one is all about because I could never get past the cover. It was just too funny for me to try and take with any amount of dedicated reading.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/silancy/hamstervice.jpg
And last, Poison. I'll be honest with you. I haven't even opened this up to read it since the cover alone is pretty... special. Maybe it's because I'm a Poison lover, but I just don't know if I'm ready for the black and white disappointment contained within. And with 100% unauthorized material, I just don't think I can handle it.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/silancy/poison.jpg
So there you have it for now. Not all of the stuff I have is horrid and terrible, and some of it is actually really awesome, but the bad stuff is always fun to showcase first.
Back when I lived in Seattle, I often stopped by one of my two regular comic shops and, in addition to pulling my normal titles, purchased mystery boxes full of either 100 or 150 comics per box. And these were bad... bad comics. Not all were bad to be fair, but a healthy majority were very cringeworthy. Mingled in were gems of comic weirdness, and those I want to share!
The first is from Malibu Comics. It's bad to be sure, but I want to share it not for the horrid content, but the cover. Crazy stiletto knife earrings aside, I'm entranced by the boob mushing.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/silancy/boobmushing.jpg
Next, we have Guns of Shar-Pei. The cover itself is pretty explanatory, not to mention it just makes you stare for a few moments before wondering if you're seeing what you're really seeing. Yes. You are. Broken down, Guns of Shar-pei is about a ninja cowboy shar-pei dogman who is a wanderer of an apparently post-apocalyptic world. He wears a poncho, and has no problem baring his six-nippled chest.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/silancy/sharpei.jpg
Hamster Vice. I'll be honest, I have no idea what this one is all about because I could never get past the cover. It was just too funny for me to try and take with any amount of dedicated reading.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/silancy/hamstervice.jpg
And last, Poison. I'll be honest with you. I haven't even opened this up to read it since the cover alone is pretty... special. Maybe it's because I'm a Poison lover, but I just don't know if I'm ready for the black and white disappointment contained within. And with 100% unauthorized material, I just don't think I can handle it.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/silancy/poison.jpg
So there you have it for now. Not all of the stuff I have is horrid and terrible, and some of it is actually really awesome, but the bad stuff is always fun to showcase first.