Maken Bombad Messen - 9.135

[Captain Monmoo]

Oh no, no, Boss isen goin to besa smilen with mesa. Monmoo kicked at the flanks of hesa kaadu, spurring the reptavian on to bombad speeds. A dopawee would besa more bombad, but hesa worked with what he could get. Hesa eyestalks goggled around as the kaadu picked up the pace, makin hesa body bump up and down and up and down.

"Come on, come on, dis a nutso tello dat NO ONESA bein' believin'," hesa panted, the wind flapping hesa haillu about hesa head. Naboo hisen be maken noises at the Empire. And desa blew up the garrison. No, no Boss gonna besa berry angry, make berry moola spaken about hisen maken bombad messen for the Gungans.

Bein' isolated from the hisen maken thisa travel berry long, and Monmoo besa gettin berry tired. But if Naboo hisen gonna rise up against the Empire... then Naboo Gungan needa rise up too! Bring army! Bring fambass an falumpasets an bongos an rapturrs. Call up the kaadu cavalry! Need Monmoo again as bombad Captain!

Hesa goin to besa accepted back, hesa just knew. Big chance for Monmoo. Big bombad chance for Naboo.

[Captain Monmoo]

"The hisen rising up!" blurted Monmoo, struggling to seein behind the foosa guards in front of the door leading to Boss Grann's big room in Ootah Gunga. "Desa blew up Imperial garrison! Mesa need to spake with Boss Grann!"

"No, nosa, Monmoo. Yousa no spake to the Boss. Yousa in BIG trouble still!"

Monmoo shook hesa head, haillu whipping about, and stamped hesa foot. "Mesa still have reputation as Captain! Mesa word bein TRUE. All that other things," hesa waved hesa hand, "No matter! Only now! Boss Grann needs to -"

"What does Boss Grann need to dousa?" The doors had opened and big Boss Grann was standin' dalee. Monmoo swallowed hard. "My goen to listen to yousa spake, Monmoo? Nosa, mesa no listening to yousa, my thinkin." He wavin his big hands and the guards movin to put Monmoo out of the way.

"Mesa no traitor, Boss," pleaded Monmoo, covering his eyestalks with hesa hands and tryin to think. "Mesa doen nutten to maken Boss mad, the hisen maken bombad messen in Theed! Desa -"

"NO!" shouted Boss Grann. "Wesa no helpen the hisen! Let desa ask us. Hisen nosa palos of the Gungans!"

[Captain Monmoo]

Monmoo's eyestalks waggled from side to side as hesa tried to think. "But - the Resistance! It be time to help, mesa thinken."

Boss Grann hoomphed. "Yousa thinken? Wesa no needen Monmoo doin thinken. The Empire no bother wesa Gungans. Desa save us from Trade Federation."

"Wesa save ourselves!" protested Monmoo. "Mine fatha fight in the Grand Army next to General Tarples. Wesa win great victory for Naboo!

"Time to fight for Naboo again."

[Captain Monmoo]

Of course Boss Grann nosa listen to Monmoo spake, thinken Monmoo as hesa walk through Ootah Gunga. The Trade Federation blasten up de city before the Clone Wars, make Gungan hide in forest until Jeedai and Naboo hisen convince Boss Nass to raise Gungan Grand Army to help dey taken back hisen city. Ootah Gunga made safe again too.

Boss Nass dead now, Boss Grann moule ...conservative when it come to using Army. Monmoo shaken hesa head, walking back to where hesa left hesa kaadu. Hesa need to swim back to the surface, tell the Rebels the Gungans nosa brave enough to stick desa heads out. Monmoo kicked a stone in frustration.