Make IC versions of quotes from existing movies.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Premise is simple. Find a quote that is loosely befitting your character on IMDB. Link the original. Then make a variation of that quote to fit something your character would say IC:

I'll start for example:

Crimson Tide (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112740/quotes)

Cpt. Raurrssatta: Mrr. Malljin

Lt. Mallin: Yes, sir?

Cpt. Raurrssatta: You'rre awarre of the name of thijs shjip, arren't you Mrr. Malljin?

Lt. Mallin: Very aware, sir!

Cpt. Raurrssatta: It bearrs a prroud name, doesn't jit, Mrr. Malljin?

Lt. Mallin: Very proud, sir!

Cpt. Raurrssatta: It rreprresents a planet full of harrd fjighterrs.

Lt. Mallin: Hard as nails, sir!

Cpt. Raurrssatta: Who kjilled everry goddamn jImperrjial on-worrld when thjis warr began?

Lt. Mallin: Down to the last one, sir!

Cpt. Raurrssatta: The fjirrst step to frreejing the entjirre galaxy.

Lt. Mallin: Every planet in the galaxy, sir!

Cpt. Raurrssatta: And what's the name of that prroud planet, Mrr. Malljin?

Lt. Mallin: Novgorod, sir!

Cpt. Raurrssatta: And what do we say?

Best Speed, Novgorrod!

HELL FOLLOWS WITH US

[Abarai Loki]

Sherlock Holmes (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045/quotes)

Abarai Loki: Hal! Does your depravity know no bounds?

Halajiin Rabeak: No.

[Rev Solomon]

The Princess Bride (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes?qt0482728)

Darth Acera: You are using the Djem So offense against me, ah?

Solomon: I thought it fitting considering the ruined cathedral.

Darth Acera: Naturally, you must suspect me to counter with Soresu?

Solomon: Naturally, but I find that Makashi cancels out Soresu. Don't you?

Darth Acera: Unless the enemy has studied her Vaapad... which I have.

[Grace Van-Derveld]

Babylon 5

Dasquian Belargic: Do we trust no-one then?

Grace Van-Derveld: No, trust me, trust yourself, anybody else, shoot'em.

[Kelly Perris]

Starship Troopers (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120201/quotes?qt=qt0257088)

Bette: Kelly, I'm dying.

Kelly: No Bette, you'll be fine.

Bette: But it's OK, because I got to have you.

:lol

[Ben Merasska]

Catch-22 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065528)


Doctor Vek Vek: There is a paradoxical condition.
Ben: A catch?
Doctor Vek Vek: Yes. Catch. Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat isn't mentally unbalanced, so cannot be grounded.
Ben: Ok, let me see if I've got this straight. In order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy. And I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy anymore, and I have to keep flying.
Doctor Vek Vek: Good. Concept understood. That is Catch-22.
Ben: Whoo... That's some catch, that Catch-22.
Doctor Vek Vek: It's the best there is.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

The Princess Bride (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes?qt=qt0482745)

Daria N (to departing Jedi) - Have fun storming Coruscant!
Navaria T - Do you think it'll work?
Daria N - It would take a miracle.

[Ben Merasska]

Gilligan's Island (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057751/)

Serrina Alcine: Wahine wiki huki luki nu, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
Ben: That's beautiful. What's it mean?
Serrina Alcine: It means this bar is off-limits to all military personnel.

I hope to make this a recurring sort of "series".

[Ben Merasska]

O Brother Where Art Thou? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190590/)

Saarrreeaa Raaurrsaatta: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?
Taataani Meorrrei: Well Saa, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.
Saarrreeaa: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.
Taataani Meorrrei: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.
[Saa and Taataani look at Ben for the deciding vote]
Ben: Okay... I'm with you fellas.

I had the hardest time deciding on who would be Pete in this situation. My first thought would be Kallum, but I changed my mind after rereading some posts, and then I drifted toward Sanis, who most definitely would say that, but then there'd be two characters from the same player in there, and I wanted to branch out.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Hahahaha that's class

[Captain Untouchable]

Super Troopers (http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0247745)

*Sanis Prent and Cirrsseeto Raurrssatta, dressed as ISB officers, board a suspicious cargo freighter*

Sanis: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Cirr: Cat Game? What's the rrecorrd?
Sanis: Morgan did six, but I think you can do ten.
Cirr: Ten? Starrtjing rrjight 'meow?'
[Sanis and Cirr step through the airlock]
Pilot: Sorry about the...
Cirr: All rrjight meow. Hand overr yourr fljight plan and carrgo manjifest.
[Pilot hands over his fljight plan]
Cirr: Your carrgo manjifest? Hurrrry up meow.
Pilot: [trying not to laugh] Sorry.
Cirr: jIs therre somethjing funny herre boy?
Pilot: Oh, no.
Cirr: Then why you laughjing, Mjister... Ben Merrasska?
[Pilot fights to keep a straight face]
Cirr: All rrjight meow, wherre werre we?
Pilot: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Cirr: Am jI saying meow?
Pilot: I thought...
Cirr: Don't thjink boy. Meow, do you know how fast you werre flyjing?
[Pilot laughs]
Cirr: What jis so damn funny meow?
Pilot: I could have sworn you said meow.
Cirr: Do jI look ljike a cat to you, boy?
Pilot: Well, actually...
Cirr: Am jI jumpjing arround all njimbly bjimbly frrom trree to trree? Am jI drrjinkjing mjilk frrom a saucerr? Do you see me eatjing mjice? You stop laughjing rrjight meow!
Pilot: [terrified] Yes, sir.
Cirr: Meow, jI'm gonna have to gjive you a tjicket on thjis one. No buts, meow: jit's the law. [hands over the ticket] Not so funny meow, jis it?
[Sanis gestures that Cirr has only done nine meows]
Cirr: ...Meow!

[Zem Vymes]

hahahahahaha hell yes