They'd Never Say That... Again

[Vansen Tyree]

There is insufficient silliness here - we need more games again! :mad


A game! Yes, another one, because they are a great waste of time

Basically, you post something that the character above you would never say. Something funny!

[Akasha Khan]

Welcome to "Rebel Eye for the Imperial Guy," starring yours truly, Vansen Tyree! On today's episode, we get Ceto Rübezahl out of that dull gray wool and jackboots and into something sizzling! Watch us take this fascist hearththrob from drab to fab in just seven days!

[MARCUS]

Akasha: "Everyone else, you go first. I'm looking out for you!"

[Halajiin Rabeak]

Ben Merasska: "In the Naaaavy..."

*THUMPS!* Hey, read the rules! =P Supposed to be about the person above you!

[Miranda Tarkin]

"Going out with twins? Tonight?"

...

"No sorry. I must meditate."

[Halajiin Rabeak]

"Nav, I think we had a misunderstanding. I think we ought to get together for some quality sister/sister time and work this out. I'll bring some holovid rom-coms if you bring the nail polish."

[John Glayde]

"There's too many motherfukkin' snakes, on this motherfukkin' Wheel!"


Because mongooses eat snakes. :|

I learned this from pokémon.

[Morgan Evanar]

Yay ships! I love ships. Ships! Want my gun? Sure, I don't need it any more.

[Ben Merasska]

"I've never been very good with electronics."

Now Ben can sing "In the Naaavy..." :lol

[Akasha Khan]

"A three-week freighter trip with Serasai? AWESOME! I can't wait to hear what he thought about the end of the 'Young Hearts Burning over Bandomeer'!"

Whoops, sorry, that was meant for John Glayde... Here, I'll do Morgan and Ben:

Morgan: "What the - illegal operation? What does that even mean? Oh god oh god this is why I hate computers!"

Ben: "Will you get a hold of yourself? All we have to do is charge past the armored division, across that minefield, through the barricade of forcefields and razor wire, into the stormtrooper barracks, set the charges, and get out! What, dangerous? You're all a bunch of pansies!"

[Miranda Tarkin]

'Meow' :cat

[Kelly Perris]

"I need peen or I will die."

[Maren Dirge]

I've got the hots for a Hutt and I don't care who knows it!

[Serasai Onashi]

*SWOONS* Take, me Onashi!










Onashi: Okay!

[John Glayde]

That's okay, Ensign: I'll do you first this time.

[Maren Dirge]

EDIT: Dammnit Glayde, you're too quick :mneh

Onashi: Why do women always want me for my body? Just for once, I'd like to just get to know someone.. on an intellectual level!

[Torrsk Oruo'rel]

Does my bum (http://www.polishtheconsole.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Miranda.jpg) look big in this?

[Rev Solomon]

"Let me tell you something about Dorn Force, General. They might not be the most disciplined, the most orthodox, the most efficient ground team in our forces, but by God they're the best. I'd put my career on the line for them any day of the week. So you can take this disbandment order and shove it."

[Mitch]

Rev Solomon: "Greetings, infidels. I have changed my name to Mohammed Muhammed Mohammed ibn Muhammad Mohammad, and I would like to read to you several passages from the holy Koran. But first, let us be led in prayer by the illustrious Admiral Allah Akbar."

[Aris V'larr]

You sure you want to bring OOC accounts into this?

"Look at that there. Now that's a Prius. Nothing I love better than a Prius. Clean, reliable, economical, just automotive engineering at its finest. Yes sir, the only thing better than a Prius is a Chevy Volt."

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

"A Y-wing huh? Sweet acceleration!"

[Tevit Ramastan]

Edit - Gah, killed it. Delete me.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

"I'm proud to be Vegan!"

[Karl Valten]

"Sajoi? No thanks, I'll take a salad."

[Vek Vek]

"You cut funding to Project Nightmare?!? You won't regret this!!!"

[Mdharra Ceergorra]

"Welcome to Basic 101, Grammar and Composition. Please turn to page 11 in your books..."

[Ben Merasska]

"Oh, I must have gotten this position by mistake. It obviously should be held by a man."

[Taataani Meorrrei]

"I am an unshakeable oak. Come at me, bro"

[Kale]

"Cirr, jyou're a brjiljiant, strong, jindependent jyoung man. jI would never dream of jinterferjing wjith jyour ljife. A mama's got to know when step asjide."

And a belated one for Tevit, just because...

"For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is awesome!"

[Tear]

"I am an unshakeable oak. Come at me, bro"

Haha! ^ that was perfect.

[Vek Vek]

Kale: Let me use a mind trick to make everyone donate to charity!

Tear: I just want to chat. It will take five minutes.

[Aris V'larr]

"Dammit, Cirr! I'm a doctor, not a nerf-herder! Why don't you show a little basic human compassion, you pointed-eared hobgoblin?!"

[Vansen Tyree]

"A Y-wing huh? Sweet acceleration!"

A Y-Wing is a wonderful craft from the golden age of piloting. You wouldn't know a good thing if it came up and fired torpedoes up your ass, Captain. :shakefist

* * *

Aris: "I can't possibly do all of these things at once - I'm terrible at multitasking! :cry"

[Halajiin Rabeak]

Vansen: "You're all so wonderful, I think it's time for a group hug. That's it, let the love out."

[Lilaena De'Ville]

You know, I've been thinking I need a new look. So just shave it all off. :D

[Akasha Khan]

"Akasha, you've been doing such a great job spying on the Jedi for me! You're the best apprentice a Dark Jedi could ever ask for. Let's go out for sushi and ice cream!"

:(

[Lilaena De'Ville]

(Only good apprentices get sushi and ice cream :colbert)

That ball of yarn is not distracting me at all. :cat

[Xel-Naga]

"Oh, my! That Starshine Carewamba will go perfectly with my collection!"

[Mara Tallen]

"Now look what you made me do! I JUST came from the salon, and my manicure is ruined!"

[John Glayde]

Now look what you made me do! I JUST came from the salon, and my manicure is ruined!


What? It fits you too, Hairball. :|

:mneh

[Kelly Perris]

"You know I'm a bleeding heart, baby. My face is an open book of excessive emotion and if you left me... I... I don't know what I'd do."

[Vansen Tyree]

"A lecture about regulations, you say? :love"

[Taya Robbins]

(Lets break in the Mutant accounts!)

"Prepare to jump to hyperlight! Aye-aye, sir, all systems go! Neeeeyeeeeeerrrr WOOOSH!!!"

*Zooms a model of the Challenger around his office*

[Riley Grace]

"String? What string? *bats a roll of yarn around* No...idea...what...you're talking...about..."

[Daniel Hartford]

"Ink-pink, 'Tonio stinks. Not to mention he's ugly and a useless dink!"

[Shield]

"Aw, don't be silly! There's no such thing as psychics..."

[Flux]

"I approve of this vigilante mayhem. Garish costumes for all!"

[Alex Kaine]

"Goshdarn it, that's the third hard drive failure this week! What the heck is going on here?"

[Tom Harriman]

"Today was a good day. I was happy, and didn't even frown once!"

[Polly Smithson]

"Look, I've gone over it and science just isn't cutting it for me anymore. I've decided to take a vow of celibacy and join a small group of monks in eastern Tibet for a year-long Transcendental Meditation retreat."

[Anna Fernandez]

"Can I help with the dishes? Also, I just quit smoking."

[Saladin]

"Get off my lawn, you damn lousy kids!"

[Hurucan]

"F' the hundredth fookin' time, I will not tell y' that 'Winter is Coming'. Now piss off, y' fookin' bastad!"

[Aidan Fox]

"Hi, I'm Hurucan, spokesman for Hair Club for Mutants."

[Karl Valten]

"The Brotherhood is going to attack Redencion House? You want me to help? Fuck that, every mutant for himself!"

[Xavier Synik]

"Empress, I feel strongly in my heart that you should vacate your position in favour of a democratically elected parliament."

[Invicta Gaultier]

"Why yes, I did do the interior decorating myself...choosing between pink and chartreuse for the accent wall was so very difficult!"

[Tannis V'larr]

"It's high time for a redesign of our storm commando armor. Come on, brainstorm with me! I'm thinking... Bright, primary colors, floral patterns, and, OH, sequins!"

EDIT: Bahhh that's what I get for walking away with a post half-finished... That was for Karl... >_<

For Invicta: "Ohhhhhh Edward..." *Turns page* "Ohhhhhhh Jacob... I've never been so conflicted!"

[Jaden Luka]

"Why yes, I do wax my eyebrows. Thank you for noticing!"

[Aris V'larr]

"What's this, Aris? Another detailed suggestion for how to improve the efficiency and professionalism of Rogue Group? All right! Keep them coming!"

[Captain Untouchable]

"What's that, Jaden? You're shredding all the efficiency and professionalism reports that I've been giving you, and using it as bedding for your space hamster? Aww. :love I'm so glad my work is being put to good use!"

[Dragon]

"All right, superhero names, superhero names... Captain Unapproachable? Hmm, no, that's not right. Captain Unthinkable? Captain Unflappable? Darn it, forget this! I'm gonna go watch Britain's Got Talent."

[Halajiin Rabeak]

"Welcome to City Wok! You want try our City Chicken, or City Beef?"

[Serasai Onashi]

"Sorry ladies, but I've got space-fleas. I'll have to direct you elsewhere for your carnal desires to be satiated."

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

"I'm saving myself for that one special gal I plan to marry."

[MARCUS]

Throw the ball to me, my depth perception owns!

[Selinica Miriya]

"Can, can you do the can-can, sitting on the can-can..."

[John Glayde]

"Blondes definately have more fun. That's why I changed my hair. I was feeling guilty about dragging the side down, and wanted to give the redheads a fighting chance."

[Ledo G. Prent]

Smeg off with your rules and protocols, maan.

[Teagan s'Ilancy]

"Oh heavens, guns and knives are far too... barbaric. No, no no no. I am much more of a feather type of man. Gentle kisses and a bit of string music on the vox channels to soothe the soul. Did you know that I melt at the sound of a competent violist? There's simply nothing in this galaxy that can compare! And beaches! Don't get me started on those! I could relax at the waterfront all day long without a care in the world. So long as I have a drink with one of those little umbrellas, of course."

[Okar the Fabulous]

Stop this silliness. I don't have time for games. Serious business only.

[Tevit Ramastan]

Tits and pussy - that's all I want! And monster trucks and explosions!

[Regan Altink]

Okar: "That's right, Mr Administrator... I'd like to buy the adjacent appartment, and convert it to store my vast collection of shoes."

Edit: Damn it, mongoose! :shakefist

Tevit: "Excuse me sir, I am a mongoose, not a ferret. Please take me out of your trousers."

[Ilias Nytrau]

"Yes, cap'n. I understood ev'ry word ye sed. Par-fect-lay."

[Tom Harriman]

"What's this on my face? My dear boy, it's called a smile. You should really try it some time."

:|

[Aidan Fox]

"New entry, 24th of July 2012... subjects Alice, Clarity, and Emma secured in steel cage surrounding vat of synthetic compound JX258. Mud-wrestling match to commence, stated objective to compete for my manly affections. Scientific potential of current experiment very promising. Detailed analysis to follow."

[Siyndacha Aerin]

"I'm getting too old for this wild-ridin' life. About time I settled for a bicycle. Maybe something nice with a banana seat and streamers."

[Mdharra Ceergorra]

"Taking that six-month vow of silence was the best decision I've ever made. Time to start another one!"