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Colonel Godfrey
Apr 7th, 2012, 06:49:14 PM
So then, Mister Auriville... what do you have to say for yourself?
:colbert
Tycho Auriville
Apr 7th, 2012, 06:53:55 PM
Don't figure I got much that needs answering for. Unless it's a crime to look this good, in which case... well, I'm just forging on with what God and my momma gave me. :smokin
Colonel Godfrey
Apr 7th, 2012, 06:59:39 PM
I fail to see how looking like a poor excuse for a bearded lady constitutes "looking good", young man. How can one be proud of one's appearence, when one clearly doesn't know how to operate a razor or a hair brush?
If you are really what contitutes looking attractive for your generation, I weep for the future of humanity.
Tycho Auriville
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:04:43 PM
There might be some back issues of GQ that got mixed in with my reading collection. Take a look, reorient yourself with the era before you go crying, old man. I wouldn't want to send a senior citizen into distress. :(
Hell, you know what? Take the skin mags, too, shake yourself up a little. Sounds like it's been a long, long time.
Wayland
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:09:53 PM
What was that?
Sorry, I seem to have aged thirty years waiting for you to come up with an insult worth listening to. I really wish I hadn't; it hardly seems like it was worth the wait.
I would criticise modern education; but if memory serves, you Yanks weren't much smarter when you showed up late for The War, either.
Tycho Auriville
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:12:38 PM
Hard of hearing, eh? They make aids for that, you know. Awesome little blue pills, too, while we're on the subject of keeping gents of your generation on the up-and-up. ;)
Wayland
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:14:13 PM
Ah, yet another field you seem to be an expert on. Perhaps you could help an old man out - what's your blue pill of choice? I'm afraid I've never had to try.
Tom Harriman
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:21:49 PM
Maybe if you take the blue pill, Tycho'll show you how deep his rabbit hole goes.
He seems like the kind of guy who is into that sort of thing.
Ethan Daniels
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:23:39 PM
(after reading this, thinks he should stay retired)
Tycho Auriville
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:25:36 PM
Ah, yet another field you seem to be an expert on. Perhaps you could help an old man out - what's your blue pill of choice? I'm afraid I've never had to try.
I'm a natural talent man, through and through. One of the more generous gifts of genetic advantage.
Not gonna lie, though, I'm digging your jacket. Real golf club chic. Goes perfectly with your raging condescension.
Maybe if you take the blue pill, Tycho'll show you how deep his rabbit hole goes.
He seems like the kind of guy who is into that sort of thing.
Oh fuck you, science man. How's that roommate of yours?
Anna Fernandez
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:26:33 PM
Boys. :rolleyes
Tom Harriman
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:33:32 PM
Oh fuck you, science man. How's that roommate of yours?
Woah, man. That's just not cool. Throwing shit at each other is one thing, but don't go slinging it at civilians.
Where's your sense of honour?
Oh, I'm sorry. Honor. I keep forgetting that U guys have a habit of not showing up half the time. Right, old man?
Wayland
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:37:10 PM
Right indeed, young man!
I always find it hard to take a nation seriously when it's idea of "the ultimate super-soldier" is a man wearing tights.
Perhaps we should have let more of them wear the outfit, though. The bright colours would have done a fantastic job of attracting the Nazi's attention so they'd shoot at them instead of our boys.
Heidrich Alderman
Apr 7th, 2012, 07:37:37 PM
Nein! Do not mention ze War!
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