Regarding: The Checkup

[Vek Vek]

Just a shout-out as to the purpose of this thread. It's a series of vignettes where each playable character on Novgorod gets a full medical and psychological screening. Its basically comic relief and more or less a "roast" of each character involved. Expect a lot of embarassing questions.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Somebody else go first. I don't want to be the first fish fried :p

[Morgan Evanar]

Uh-oh, although I'm not sure who's going to be more embarrassed.

[Regan Altink]

A roast, y'say?

D' they have sandwiches there?

:ohno

[Mara Tallen]

Ohh, I think we'll all be equally embarrassed :D

Wrong kind of roast, Tink...

[Lyanie Quez]

Oh, there. I've gone an' done it. Y'all are free of first fry. |I

[Mara Tallen]

:ohno

*goes to read*

[Regan Altink]

I walk all the way from the bloody engine room, when I'm clearly very busy doing very important things, and someone is there already.

This is unacceptable, Mr Vek.

:colbert

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

You tell 'im!

[Regan Altink]

"Another matter, possibly trivial. Still recommend due diligence. Felinoid life forms susceptible carriers of toxoplasmosis. Microscopic parasitic organism."

He raised his hands before this set off alarm bells.

"Not fatal. Not externally symptomatic or life changing. In fact, questionable effect at all, beyond possible, ahem, behavioral changes in victim's brain."


Suddenly, everything about Lyanie is starting to make sense! :cyduck

[Vek Vek]

All culled from a science book! (Well, Wikipedia but still)

Possibly manifests in prey to make them more docile or to interrupt their fight or flight responses.

Interesting potential side effects ;)

[Serasai Onashi]

I think I want Onashi to be next on this check-up train :)

He'll give the doctor quite a bit of work to do, I reckon.

[Emma Temple]

Regan is up first!

No one is stealing me spot. :mad

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Toxoplasmosis can also cause miscarriages

Tell her not to handle his dirty litter ;)

[Vek Vek]

Toxoplasmosis can also cause miscarriages

Tell her not to handle his dirty litter ;)

Implications...disturbing

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Well the way you get toxoplasmosis from a cat is when you're cleaning out the litter box. If Cirr is unhygienic and doesn't wash his hands in the refresher I guess that would work too, lol.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

That jis jinsultjing and djisgustjing!

jI swearr to Saanjarra jI'm clean!

[Vek Vek]

Was referring to, ahem, other means of transmission.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Ugh, NOOOOO!!!

[Vek Vek]

Regan's DONE

NEXT >D

[Serasai Onashi]

Come on, doc. I got me a cute little ensign willing to do her own checkup and I don't want to make her wait and lose her enthusiasm.

[Flux]

God, I wish I had a character on Novgorod. I'd love to be part of this comedy.

[Mara Tallen]

Oh this is not going to end at all well...



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Kitty is not pleased.

[Serena Laran]

LOL I love it! HILARIOUS :lol:lol

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

:lol :lol :lol :lol


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:lol

[Mara Tallen]

Ahh Charlotte...I was wondering when you'd make a comment...

*thinks a moment*

Do keep a close eye on John, won't you?

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Last I checked he was on the ship with you so... oh, that's right, you already went there so I can see why it's easy for you to forget he exists. :rolleyes

[Mara Tallen]

I assure you, I haven't forgotten...I was just rereading Crossed Wires last night, and misspoke. *sighs quietly*

[Mara Tallen]

I'm all done! Next! :D

[Serasai Onashi]

Fancy seeing you again so soon, Doc!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Shoulda made mention of tapeworms instead, and the mental image of Saa scooting around the floor on her rearend :p

[Captain Untouchable]

Oh hey look, Christin - she has the same hair as you!

:mneh

[Serasai Onashi]

Shoulda made mention of tapeworms instead, and the mental image of Saa scooting around the floor on her rearend :p

Thanks for the idea! He'll bust that one out when it will be the least helpful.

[Saarrreeaa Raurrssaatta]

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:cry

Whjy jis everrrjyone ssso mean to me!?