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Park Kraken
Nov 23rd, 2011, 04:00:35 PM
A Pirate, Cowboy and a Viking got into an arguement with a bunch of Indians in a bar over what the best kind of horses were. As the arguement grew more heated, they started bragging about which of their companies were the most titanic, whether it was the giant packing company called Saint Sanders Shipping co-owned by the Pirate, Cowboy, and Viking that was founded in Texas in 1849, or the Patriot Games Casino owned by the Indians in Brownsville, Texas. The casino was the bigger operation, but the Pirate argued that the Indians were stealers of the people's money. The two groups were ready to charge at each other's throats before the bartender who told them to cool their jets or face getting thrown out. Conceding how foolish their arguement had been, they all become friends and agree to head to the Zoo to see the new aquarium and bird sanctuary exhibits. What is the shortened version of the name of the city that they reside in?

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Nov 23rd, 2011, 05:35:57 PM
Must be some good meds the doc put you on ;)

Yog
Nov 24th, 2011, 03:13:05 PM
:: whispers to the men in white coats ::

"Quick, come, he is right over here!"

;)

Liam Jinn
Nov 24th, 2011, 03:58:47 PM
I'm not drunk enough to get this one.

Dragon
Nov 24th, 2011, 04:25:09 PM
A Pirate(1), Cowboy(2) and a Viking(3) got into an arguement with a bunch of Indians(4) in a bar over what the best kind of horses(5) were. As the arguement grew more heated, they started bragging about which of their companies were the most titanic(6), whether it was the giant(7) packing(8) company called Saint(9) Sanders Shipping co-owned by the Pirate, Cowboy, and Viking that was founded in Texas(10) in 1849(11), or the Patriot(12) Games Casino owned by the Indians in Brownsville(13), Texas. The casino was the bigger operation, but the Pirate argued that the Indians were stealers(14) of the people's money. The two groups were ready to charge(15) at each other's throats before the bartender who told them to cool their jets(16) or face getting thrown out. Conceding how foolish their arguement had been, they all become friends and agree to head to the Zoo to see the new aquarium(17) and bird(18) sanctuary exhibits. What is the shortened version of the name of the city that they reside in?

Let's see... (1) Raiders/Buccaneers, (2) Cowboys, (3) Vikings, (4) Redskins/Chiefs, (5) Broncos/Colts, (6) Titans, (7) Giants, (8) Packers, (9) Saints, (10) Texans, (11) 49ers, (12) Patriots, (13) Browns, (14) Steelers, (15) Chargers, (16) Jets, (17) Dolphins, (18) Cardinals/Ravens/Falcons/Seahawks/Eagles. The Zoo might cover the Lions, Bears, Panthers, Jaguars, and Bengals, but I thought that might be a stretch. They also could have settled their Bill before Ramming down the last of their drinks.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Nov 24th, 2011, 06:36:40 PM
I prefer my insinuation that he's tripping balls :colbert

Yog
Nov 24th, 2011, 08:21:28 PM
Let's see... (1) Raiders/Buccaneers, (2) Cowboys, (3) Vikings, (4) Redskins/Chiefs, (5) Broncos/Colts, (6) Titans, (7) Giants, (8) Packers, (9) Saints, (10) Texans, (11) 49ers, (12) Patriots, (13) Browns, (14) Steelers, (15) Chargers, (16) Jets, (17) Dolphins, (18) Cardinals/Ravens/Falcons/Seahawks/Eagles. The Zoo might cover the Lions, Bears, Panthers, Jaguars, and Bengals, but I thought that might be a stretch. They also could have settled their Bill before Ramming down the last of their drinks.
I actually noticed that too, but I think there is nothing connecting these teams to a specific place in Texas. Since we're talking NFL, I am just going to go ahead and say Houston.

Park Kraken
Nov 24th, 2011, 08:41:31 PM
Actually you kind of got it without getting it Yog. The correct answer was NFL, short for North Floydada.:lol

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Nov 24th, 2011, 10:10:29 PM
pfffffffff yeeeahhhhhh



gimme your drugs, mang

Park Kraken
Nov 24th, 2011, 10:30:02 PM
You want the Inhaler, the Steroids, the Anti-Biotics, the Mucinex DM, or the Nyquil?

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Nov 24th, 2011, 11:07:47 PM
Ever'ting!

I'm shocked you aren't seeing little pink Christina Aguilera monsters all over the place