It's Always Random On SW-Fans

[Dasquian Belargic]

Or so I hear.

[Selinica Miriya]

Why is it always so frakkin' hot around Tillicum? Haha, yes. That area of the city is actually spelled that way. For serious.

[Sanis Prent]

Get money, bitches

[Aurelias Kazaar]

I wanna sleep...I wanna sleep...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Not bad for a Monday, but of course it's not over with yet.

[Mu Satach]

job interviews always make me nervous

[Travis North]

I should be outside.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Space race, I am in you!

[Miranda Tarkin]

Fourth time's the charm right?

[Crusader]

Should I go to a SW Con this weekend?

www.norisforcecon.de

[Peter McCoy]

Bless your face!

[Droo]

Hello. My name is Andrew Milligan and I am typing on my brand new keyboard, the Razer Arctosa Silver. Considering my last keyboard had some curvature in its design it goes without saying that adapting to the old fashioned positioning of these keys will take some getting used to, and the hand rest feels a bit weird at the moment, too. That said., it goes without saying that, minus the typo with the full stop and the comma just now, all has gone well in this preliminary typing test. Hoorah!

[Sanis Prent]

I wish I got paid for my part time job of trying to talk to people at USAA. Y'all make shit impossible to get done on a work day.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I fuckin love rice pudding

[Mu Satach]

Stage One job interview success!

On to stage two - practical troubleshooting skillz - the challenge, mystery broken computer - fix it!

dun dun duuuuunnnnn...

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

They will be cute.

[Vince]

Leftovers Om Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

[Selinica Miriya]

Homework: "Do me, bitch!"

Me: "You're ugly as sin, but my grades depend on bending to your will. So... okay."

Repeat, x infinity. |I

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Yes, let's add more paperwork to fill out instead of actually fixing the problem :x

[Mu Satach]

them: so how long will it take to get the movie on our website?

me: well, is [insert acronym for on campus tech media streaming group] hosting the file? or is that something we need to do?

*crickets*

me: ooooooor has that even come up in your conversations with them?

*blank stare of death*

me: I'm guessing it hasn't come up. OK... good to know.

[Crusader]

I won 20 Euros at a poker game against my coworkers today. :D

[Sanis Prent]

multitasking is doing pushups, watching college football, and drinking light beer as a compromise because you need alcohol for football, but it's light so its kind of a sports drink, right? RIGHT???

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Yes. Maybe.

[Crusader]

multitasking is doing pushups, watching college football, and drinking light beer as a compromise because you need alcohol for football, but it's light so its kind of a sports drink, right? RIGHT???

I know places where you would get your eyes ripped out and your skull raped for drinking light beer but since you don't live in Bavaria go ahead.

[Captain Untouchable]

While babysitting yesterday, my 'nearly five' niece asked me what animal I'd be if I was in Disney. I said I didn't know, and asked which one she thought I'd be. After a few minutes consideration, she finally decided: "A lion".

I should have left it there; but no. I had to ask: "Why would I be a lion?"

Her response?

"Because you're like the funny dancing lion from Madagascar."

Back-handed compliments from a four-year-old. :grumble

[Sanis Prent]

multitasking is doing pushups, watching college football, and drinking light beer as a compromise because you need alcohol for football, but it's light so its kind of a sports drink, right? RIGHT???

I know places where you would get your eyes ripped out and your skull raped for drinking light beer but since you don't live in Bavaria go ahead.

I normally agree but light beer is good when you're drinking and doing hard work at the same time. That's the only use.

[Morgan Evanar]

multitasking is doing pushups, watching college football, and drinking light beer as a compromise because you need alcohol for football, but it's light so its kind of a sports drink, right? RIGHT???

I know places where you would get your eyes ripped out and your skull raped for drinking light beer but since you don't live in Bavaria go ahead.You guys don't have summers like ours. Nothing wrong with a Corona or a Modelo during a scorching hot day.

(Bud light is pretty turrible tho).

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm drinking a Bud Light right now :p

[Amés Falcon Liszt]

I'm drinking a Bud Light right now :p

But you're a girl - you're allowed to drink light beer.

Charley is a -

Oh, wait.

;)

[Morgan Evanar]

I'm drinking a Bud Light right now :pBut you have terrible taste in certain consumables, sometimes. We've already written you on the exemption list due to weirdness.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

At least it's not the Beast, you have to admit.

[Crusader]

Today I met Captain Typho, Biggs Darklighter, Captain Needa and Grand Maester Pycell (Veers).

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Like, for real?

[Crusader]

Like, for real?

Should I go to a SW Con this weekend?

www.norisforcecon.de (http://www.norisforcecon.de/)

Yes for real and tomorrow I will go to the con again.

[Mu Satach]

VICTORY IS MINE!

boo-yeah! I'm the only candidate to fix all the problems on the computer and the first to meet the boss.

now the nail biting to wait and see if I get offered the job...

*cue the final jeopardy theme*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh man, I'd love to meet all those guys :D

If you see Captain Needa again, tell him that some random mechanic chick in Alabama says he's awesome :D

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Job proposals next week yeek...

[Dasquian Belargic]

I own a bow tie now. Bow ties are cool.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

If this doesn't work, I'm throwing it out and going to Taco Bell.

[Sanis Prent]

This is probably my only chance to see an Alabama game in person for the next few years. Hmm...

[Dasquian Belargic]

If this doesn't work, I'm throwing it out and going to Taco Bell.


Taco Bell... I will go there, someday.

[Sanis Prent]

I don't get you Jones. It's like the only thing you come to America for is the trash.

Jerky? OH YES PLEASE
Terrible Halloween candy? GIMME
Taco Bell? MORE LIKE SHANGRI LA

[Dasquian Belargic]

Do you guys have anything but trash to offer me? :mneh

I cannot explain my hunger for jerky, it's just some kind of mutation inside of me :uhoh where as the candy I buy for the people I work with, at their request!

As for Taco Bell... whenever I said I'd never been to a Taco Bell to anyone from the States (because we don't have it in the UK), they were always horrified and said I would need to go some day.

[Sanis Prent]

I made sure you had options, dadgum ingrate :shakefist

Taco Bell isn't horrifyingly bad (it's probably healthier to eat there than many other fast food places) but it's basically only redeemable as drunk food and food of last resort.

They went for a phase where they had for-real tacos that were almost passable as taco-cart tacos, but they don't make those anymore sadly. I will say their lime drink is very tasty though.

As far as jerky, I am a jerky fan, but the true and all-perfect jerky is not from beef, but venison.

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Wow I partied hard last night. That hasn't happened since...2006...the beginning of it...

[Park Kraken]

About fifteen minutes, one can of air, and several 'Old Faithful'-esque geysers of dust into the air have effectivley solved my computer overheating problems.

[Sanis Prent]

They low down
They dirty
They some snitches

[Aurelias Kazaar]

GO UN-oh who am I kidding....

Dear Alabama,

Please hang a hundred on UNT.

Sincerely,

A semi-recent UNT grad

[Sanis Prent]

Sorry to burst your bubble but they're probably gonna rotate Simms with McCarran all game and I'm sure we won't be stepping on the gas past midway 2nd quarter.

[Morgan Evanar]

They low down
They dirty
They some snitches
They drowned in da Swamp.

[Sanis Prent]

feelz good man

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Damn you Jones. Because of you, I have gone on a marathon spree of watching The Guild :p

[Captain Untouchable]

Thank you Jones. Because of you, I have gone on a marathon spree of watching The Guild :p

There, fixed. ;)

[Aurelias Kazaar]

41-0 works... I guess.

[Sanis Prent]

That was an ugly game. Ugly. We do not look good this year.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Have you ever partially dislocated your jaw while puking? I have, as of last night.

:x

edit: Sunday morning a big yawn managed to put it all the way back into place but it was sore all day. Better now. v:)v

[Dasquian Belargic]

^ What the heck were you throwing up to dislocate your jaw? A watermelon?!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Actually, nothing at that point. Just horrendous dry heaving.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

When the loom's main motor starts pouring out smoke, you know things are about to get interesting. Also, work over for a chance to have wednsday off? Sign me up!

[Selinica Miriya]

Maaan, the computers on this campus are slowwwwwwwwww compared to the other campus. Thank jeebus I only have one class here, one day a week.

[Crusader]

http://www.hardwareclips.com/video/4834/Star-WarsStars-im-Interview-Mhaire-auf-der-Noris-Force-Con

A video from the SW convention that I visited last weekend. Some parts are in German but the interviews are in English. Have fun!

[Vince]

Libreoffice, why the hell would you have every different English dictionary pre-installed, but not German or French? And then why would you make it so damn difficult to find those dictionaries - are you too lazy to make some revisions and post them on your site, but I have to go to OpenOffice's extension page to download them all separately?

I wasted hours trying to see if my installation was wrong, when it could have been fixed in twenty minutes. Retarded.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I never knew that if you have you hands stuck in a dobby full of oil for long enough that it could prune up your fingers. Learn something new everyday I guess.

[Kyran O'Hurn]

Information overload... I hope their right when they say it will all make sense once you do a few.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Naptime at the break table today apperently.

[Inyos Aamoran]

I think I just worked out what is going to kill me.

They're chips. And they're battered. :ohno

[Mu Satach]

Boo-yeah! New job here I come! Woot!

[Crusader]

Congrats on the job, Nat!

[Mu Satach]

In approximately two weeks I will be working for Athletics http://utahutes.cstv.com/

I'm about to become very very versed in all aspects of college sports. :D
and my wardrobe is going to become very very full of crimson swag.

[Morgan Evanar]

Dat's awesome, yer awesome.

[Sanis Prent]

You should join us in shit-talking on the college football thread then. You're not a mid-major anymore so you are O.K.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

One hour down, eleven more to go.

[Travis North]

Three day weekend!!!

[Mu Satach]

You should join us in shit-talking on the college football thread then. You're not a mid-major anymore so you are O.K.

:lol

ahhh... one of my best friends has been tutoring me in the ways of college football and the Pac-12 rumor mill over the past few weeks as I prepped for the interview so I would appear to be more of a fan than I am. He expects connections and swag in return. ;) I have so much to learn... :)

Will be fun getting to know all the coaches, staff and whoozits over the next few months.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Halfway done! Only... Six more hours :/

At least I'm sorta busy, and using downtime to engrave the Salty Nerd pendants.

[Mu Satach]

new alarm music for this week - don't know why I didn't think of it before

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[Morgan Evanar]

No ugh I cannot eat pig.

[Sanis Prent]

Burn forever, Aggy. Hate Aggy.

[Morgan Evanar]

Burn forever, Aggy. Hate Aggy.qtiyd.

[Park Kraken]

It would be nice if this nationwide decline in gas prices stays in place or even continues through to at least the end of November for Miami Nerd. :lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

I do not hear the phrase "shite hawk" anywhere near enough.

[Crusader]

Doing a real super hero's job tonight:

I Iron, Man!

[Vansen Tyree]

^ If a girl asks you what you're thinking, are you going to tell her: "I Wonder, Woman!"?

[Aurelias Kazaar]

I had a dream regarding 'Fans and storylines. FINALLY. Been far too bereft of creativity.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I have done something...

[Park Kraken]

You stay classy, Dutch Salvage vessels.

[Droo]

New Kindle coming out in November! :eee

[Kyran O'Hurn]

Kinda stressed out. Really wish things would more easily fall into place.

[Dasquian Belargic]

New Kindle coming out in November! :eee

Amazon.co.uk says October! Pre-order now :)

Kindle is the best.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Just had lunch with Holly and Ty and the kids :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Just had lunch with Charley and Christin. :D

[Droo]

New Kindle coming out in November! :eee

Amazon.co.uk says October! Pre-order now :)

Kindle is the best.

Yeah, I saw that. It's very nice, but it's not this (http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Touch-Free-Wi-Fi-Display/dp/B005890G8O/ref=amb_link_357575542_3?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=gateway-center-column&pf_rd_r=1KJKYC650K0KQ47KEG0P&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=1321408942&pf_rd_i=507846)! :D

[Peter McCoy]

A new Aliens game!? And I knew nothing about it!?

On the DS!? Interesting...

Out tomorrow. Hmm...I've been paid too!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Holy moly unexpected heatwave

[Peter McCoy]

8am - 9:30pm. Urgh...

But I get Saturday off.

[Morgan Evanar]

The most dangerous part has past.

Beer farts =[

[Sanis Prent]

Hell hath no fury like my wife when I'm trying to drag her out of bed to be useful

[Emelie Shadowstar]

It seems I became a ginger overnight. :ohno

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Hooray for hair dye buddies!

[Dasquian Belargic]

It seems I became a ginger overnight. :ohno

Pond! :eee

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Does this mean we'll all have to dye our hair in Miami?

[Dasquian Belargic]

You boys are all getting blonde highlights ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Full of amazing. Tired. How does she do it.

[Park Kraken]

Ever have a dream so disgusting that you almost threw up when waking up? I'm still shuddering anytime I rub my face with my hands.

[Peter McCoy]

Never known so many people to walk out of work and straight into the bar right next door to it. I guess that's the effect a redundancy announcement has on people.

I now have until April to find a new job. Could be worse I guess, they could have closed the place this weekend.

[Crusader]

I had a very British breakfast with my lady today. Scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages and peanut butter with marmelade plus Fawlty Towers on DVD..."Basil!"

[Morgan Evanar]

Never known so many people to walk out of work and straight into the bar right next door to it. I guess that's the effect a redundancy announcement has on people.

I now have until April to find a new job. Could be worse I guess, they could have closed the place this weekend.
That sucks dude :(

[Peter McCoy]

Thanks mate.

In other news, why the hell is Andross harder on the 3DS version of Starfox!? It's friggin' impossile not to get sucked into his mouth!

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Yay for new cheap laptop... something to just use until I figure out exactly what I want to do for a full desktop.

Now... to just frankenstein my other laptop's hard drive to get all my bookmarks and such off of it >_>

[Tear]

It's friggin' impossile not to get sucked into his mouth!

Too easy.:lol

[Crusader]

Dear fellow players of the Battlefield 3 Open Beta:
How is it frickin' possible that I have half your kills but I am still on top of the scoreboard? Maybe I or you don't get this game?

I just love to get my score for being a good teamplayer that heals and revives teammates and works as a mobile spawn point and I don't give a f*** about my negative K/D ratio as long as we win this match.

[Captain Untouchable]

Note t self - No matter how cute the puppy is, sending a picture with the caption "Saw this and thought of you" does not go over well with women.

^_^;

[Morgan Evanar]

Quads are murdered. Death by squats.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

New computer is taking some getting used to... >_> Mostly in the whole XP to 7 thing.

But frankensteining my old harddrive into an external dealy worked! Huzzah for not LOSING anything.

[Rossos Atrapes]

Just looked in on the I Write Like site thing again for The Danger of Trained Tigers... and got George Orwell! :o

[Sanis Prent]

Whey protein shouldn't taste good, but I look forward to it every time. Even better with just a faint pinch of salt, makes all the difference.

[Captain Untouchable]

Just looked in on the I Write Like site thing again for The Danger of Trained Tigers... and got George Orwell! :o

And I got Jonathan Swift.

...and now I have the concept for "Orwell & Swift" floating around my head: an alternate history TV show where Orwell teams up with the ghost/vampire/undead Swift as supernatural crime fighters. :ohno

[Dasquian Belargic]

^ Would watch.

[Crusader]

I will be in Congelton near Manchester now and then the next year since my new assignement for 2012 requires this.

This means some people from Liverpool and I could go to a pub one day next year since it is just a one hour drive away.

[Morgan Evanar]

Whey protein shouldn't taste good, but I look forward to it every time. Even better with just a faint pinch of salt, makes all the difference.I'll have to try that. Right now I put in peanutbutter and frozen spinach.

I don't really taste the spinach and wooo peanutbutter.

[Vince]

Just looked in on the I Write Like site thing again for The Danger of Trained Tigers... and got George Orwell! :o

And I got Jonathan Swift.

...and now I have the concept for "Orwell & Swift" floating around my head: an alternate history TV show where Orwell teams up with the ghost/vampire/undead Swift as supernatural crime fighters. :ohno

Or perhaps a mix of John Dies at the End with Supernatural with The Sixth Sense?

"It seems that we've come to an impasse, John," George said, looking at the spectral author with consternation. Swift shrugged.

"That may be because you are woefully unendowed for a man, whilst even as a shade of my former being I am still quite large enough to catch the attention of both high and low born ladies. I am of course talking about my - "

"Thank you John."

[Dasquian Belargic]

No work tomorrow YEA BOI

[Peter McCoy]

I will be in Congelton near Manchester now and then the next year since my new assignement for 2012 requires this.

This means some people from Liverpool and I could go to a pub one day next year since it is just a one hour drive away.

Awesome! Look forward to it, mate!

[Crusader]

This PC should better be here till Saturday ...I need my Zombie Fix!


1 x Therma HR-02 Macho
1 x MSI 1.2 D5 X N570GTX Twin FrozrIII PE/OC
1 x MS Win7 Ultimate 64bit OEM Alternate
1 x Int Core i7-2600K 3400 1155 BOX
1 x OCZ ModXStream Pro 600W ATX22
1 x Zalman Z9 ATX
1 x LG BH10LS 10x SA LS bk B
1 x Asro Z68 EXTREME3 GEN3 Z68 FRGVSA
1 x Sams 1TB HD103SJ F3 SA2
1 x D3 8GB 1866-919 Sniper K2 GSK

[Captain Untouchable]

Interview today. :ohno

I have to make a presentation about why I'm good for the job. >_<

[Vince]

Will that presentation be something like: "Everything's better... with Jace!"?

[Crusader]

^^If he gets the job this should be printed on his business cards.

...Everything's better with Jace
Untouchable Consulting

[Peter McCoy]

This PC should better be here till Saturday ...I need my Zombie Fix!


1 x Therma HR-02 Macho
1 x MSI 1.2 D5 X N570GTX Twin FrozrIII PE/OC
1 x MS Win7 Ultimate 64bit OEM Alternate
1 x Int Core i7-2600K 3400 1155 BOX
1 x OCZ ModXStream Pro 600W ATX22
1 x Zalman Z9 ATX
1 x LG BH10LS 10x SA LS bk B
1 x Asro Z68 EXTREME3 GEN3 Z68 FRGVSA
1 x Sams 1TB HD103SJ F3 SA2
1 x D3 8GB 1866-919 Sniper K2 GSK

Some powerful components there mate! I'm hoping to get an i5-2500K sometime soon. I have the credit available on my card for the CPU, mobo, RAM and cooler, but the pending loss of job in April is holding me back.

[Morgan Evanar]

I'm of the opinion the i7 is overkill but hey, no kill like overkill.

Also damn rain. 6 cm today already. I want to go to the gym already, but now the frickin' lightning is going all out.

[Park Kraken]

Oh good lord it's going to be raining all night tonight. Add in some Tropical Storm force winds, with limbs already down, and all it adds up to is...I'll be fine since I don't have to work tonight. :lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh Kevin Smith :love

[Yog]

After prayerful consideration, and careful discussion with my family, I am now announcing that I will not be running as republican candidate for President of United States. I do believe however, that I can be a true public servant with my voice. I am not retreating, just reloading! :D

(yes, I know this a shock to all of you)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:colbert Everyone knows you can't run anyway, Yog, you're not American.

:)

[Selinica Miriya]

goddamnitiwantataco

[Yog]

:colbert Everyone knows you can't run anyway, Yog, you're not American.

:)

Hush. details details ;)

[Crusader]

:colbert Everyone knows you can't run anyway, Yog, you're not American.

:)

Hush. details details ;)

According to some people Obama is still not born as an American. Oh and John Adams, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were born in English colonies that later became the united states so technically the first three presidents were not US born citizens as well.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I think we can make an exception for the first three :rolleyes :mneh

[Park Kraken]

So umm yeah, I just discovered that I had left the driver side window on my truck down for the past 24 hours, when it was raining with strong winds nearly the entire time. The interior is a little...on the wet side. :(

[Yog]

Today, I discovered the handle of my umbrella can turn into a projectile. O_o

[Sanis Prent]

Went to my first Bama game in at least five years. It's fucking amazing now.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Juno tries to be a lap dog, but she always ends up being a necklace dog. It is uncomfortable.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

If you are facebook friends with Liz you should check her page. :(

[Crusader]

^^Yeah I saw that too. :(

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

It's weird when the neighbor kid comes over to ask if Charley is alright since there was a lot of hollering coming from the garage, and me having to explain that yes, Charley is fine. He's just working out.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Fish n chips :eee

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Finding out that you're scary is an awesome feeling.

[Peter McCoy]

Paul McCartney's finishing his On The Run tour right here in his hometown of Liverpool - and I'm going!

[Crusader]

Yesterday I spent like 6 hours with more than 20 Star Wars nerds. My new monthly SW dinners are awesome.

[Vince]

An online site dedicated to me would be called... Evince. E-vince? E-Vince?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

mmmmm, bbq cheese burrito.

[Mu Satach]

new job, new computer and 2 24" monitors... booyah!

[Park Kraken]

Stupid stomach virus, it seems I've ejected anything from tree trunks to brown ice cream over the past 24 hours. |I

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Sleep. Just sleep. I need sleep. Too tired.

[Park Kraken]

Okay, so Invest 95L is going to merge with a Cold Front later on tonight, creating a maelstrom of predicted severe weather from later on today into late tomorrow. Good thing I won't have to go out into...oh wait, I have a 12 hour work shift tonight. Fml. :(

[Sanis Prent]

Hope the magic continues. Losing 10 pounds in as many days is pretty rad.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm short and I love hugs :D

[Mu Satach]

Ssssshhhhh.... don't tell anyone, but... I think, I think I love my new job.

[Captain Untouchable]

Spent most of the day adjusting my seat - someone else had sat in it, fiddled with stuff, and it was decidedly uncomfortable.

After a few minutes of watching me, one of the guys in my office put on his best Scotty from Star Trek voice, and asked: "Captain, is there something wrong with your chair?"

I'm worried by how much that cheered me up. >_<

[Droo]

Professor Brian Cox and Stephen Fry... at the same time!? Be still my beating heart!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Spent most of the day adjusting my seat - someone else had sat in it, fiddled with stuff, and it was decidedly uncomfortable.

After a few minutes of watching me, one of the guys in my office put on his best Scotty from Star Trek voice, and asked: "Captain, is there something wrong with your chair?"

I'm worried by how much that cheered me up. >_<

Don't be worried, because that is thoroughly AWESOME.

[Mu Satach]

I HAVE THE POWER!!!

It's official - I can sport the "I read your email bumper sticker."

[Lilaena De'Ville]

HONK honk MOTHER fucker

[Morgan Evanar]

HONK honk MOTHER fucker

?!?!?!

[Sanis Prent]

Resistance bands only work for pull ups so much. You come to a point where you are pulling the rest of your body along the floor.

I need to anchor myself in place. Either that or find a way to start doing real pull ups.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

HONK honk MOTHER fucker

?!?!?!
It's from Homestuck. v:)v

Owen yells HONK HONK if he thinks you're sleeping and it reminds me of the character in the comic. Which is disturbing because Gamzee is psychotic.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

It's a ghost town at work today.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

I do not fail at making meals.

And why is the boyfriend watching the saddest damn documentary on Lions EVER? >:

I do not want to watch a mommy lion and her babies die from a cobra bite while hyenas are picking them off! So not cool. :|

[Dasquian Belargic]

^ Mufasa :cry

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Live action, even! :(

...I had to stop watching when one of the hyenas made off with one of the dead babies while the mommy was still dying from the snake bite >_<

Now I watch NCIS... witty banter helps!


Now I just wish I could pull my head together to get a post going. Maybe after coffee. :3

[Dasquian Belargic]

Yes, the power of coffee and witty banter combined will create posts, surely!

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

It better! >:

[Dasquian Belargic]

Or what? :ohno

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Or... urhm...


No chocolate for a week!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Oh the huge manatee!

Post, post like there is no tomorrow!

(Also this is a great way of distracting me from the world-related thing I am supposed to be, but cannot be arsed with, writing)

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

That's ok... I'm putting off things too! But I think when I have vacuuming and cleaning the cat's box to do... well, it's understandable.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Balls to chores! We have space adventures to write

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

ssssssppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccceeeee eeeeeeeee! :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

luusssst in spaaaaace

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

lust? :o

I have lust to write??

[Dasquian Belargic]

er.. awkward flirting in spaaaace

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I can write lust! Just need to be on the right name for it. :lol

Ugh... I have a lot of threads to catch up on, really. >_<

I need to make myself a big list again.

[Salvo Starborn]

I can write lust! Just need to be on the right name for it. :lol.

An' 'ave the righ' target :smug:

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I don't need help getting into trouble thank you!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I do!

Actually, I fancy a SHZ

[Morgan Evanar]

http://www.owlpages.com/articles.php?section=Owl+Stories&title=Caring+Owl

[Emelie Shadowstar]

I. Want. An. Owl. NOW. o_o

[Dasquian Belargic]

That is a pretty cool owl :3

[Dasquian Belargic]

Was the Freesat box trying to tell me something when it turned itself off midway through Minnie Drivers main performance in Phantom of the Opera?

Thanks, Freesat!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I never thought I'd meet someone who, every time they opened their mouth, made my brain hurt. I mean, I'm easy going and tolerable, but damn. This piece of white trash has pushed me to my limits.

[Pierce Tondry]

Charley will do that to you, over time.

I mean wait

[Emelie Shadowstar]

point for the king! XD

[Vince]

I had a mock lightsaber fight with my little sister using the lightsaber app on my phone ^_^

[Captain Untouchable]

Damn it, why did I not find this halloween costume sooner?

Clicky (http://www.amazon.com/Star-Inflatable-Tauntaun-Adult-Costume/dp/B0053HD2B4)

[Crusader]

If I ever raise kids I will do it like Richard Castle since like he I value good old father and daughter zombie time!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh Brian, you sillygoose :p

[Pierce Tondry]

What I say?

[Crusader]

Ok since I will be gone at our "facebook relationship status update" anniversary, I ordered my little queen some flowers that will be delivered to her desk at work this day.

I hope this way she will survive this week without me while I will have fun in Miami!

[Dasquian Belargic]

^ and as an extra treat, you will return home to her as royalty yourself: the Scorpion Prince!

[Captain Untouchable]

<br>
<br>
<<<<<< OH MY GOD! :eee

[Park Kraken]

Hey, are we doing a SWF Gift Exchange this year? :|

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

<br>
<br>
<<<<<< OH MY GOD! :eee

BAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

NOOOO NO BLUESAUCE NO!!! Don't get eaten by the vampires!!! :ohno

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I've got.. no wait. Eh, too much effort.

[Morgan Evanar]

Why didn't anyone tell me that Adventure Time was actually awesome?

[Captain Untouchable]

JOHN SHEPPARD IS ON FRINGE!!!! :eee

[Lilaena De'Ville]

^^ dont get toooooo excited.

Congrats on catching up to the current season!!!

[Captain Untouchable]

^^ dont get toooooo excited.

Congrats on catching up to the current season!!!

I know... :( He was so awesome. I hope one of the new shapeshifters comes back as him later on... Joe is actually pretty good at playing evil doppelgangers, and it'd be a cool way of reinforcing Lincoln's vested interest in the whole Fringe thing.

I am in fact fully up to date now. The look on Peter's face when Olivia didn't recognise him... :cry

Loving the current dynamic though. It's great seeing Astrid/Asterix/Claire get a little more to do in episodes. :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

Why am I still up this late tweaking my CV in Photoshop? :x

[Park Kraken]

I really really really want to go on a rant about AGW, debunked time and again by historical events, but kept alive by agendas and computer models which are so easily altered to fit the needs of those agendas. Yeah, I stopped reading this morning's article in the newspaper after they stated that the Halloween Snowstorms and record cold tempatures have nothing to do with Climate Change and will not occur in the future. Morons....|I

[Vince]

Since when did waking up at 9:30 - 10:00 in the morning become sleeping in?

[Sanis Prent]

Well when you normally wake up at 4-6 AM it sure is.

I woke up at 9 and it felt like I slept for days.

[Crusader]

What timezone is Miami again?

I need to adjust my sleep patern :D

[Morgan Evanar]

Eastern timezone. The least different of all the US timezones.

[Dasquian Belargic]

It's my favourite US timezone!

[Sanis Prent]

HEY NOW :mad

[Dasquian Belargic]

:uhoh only because it's the easiest to adjust to

[Park Kraken]

I love how being a graveyard shift worker for 4+ years allows you to adjust your sleeping schedule at will. Not that I need to, apart from turning nights into days again.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I never ever thought I'd get to use something from Fallout New Vegas in a job application.

Well now I have. Thanks Vault Boy!

[Sanis Prent]

You've gotta give us more details than that lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

I'm applying for a job writing for some video games magazines here in the UK and as a goofy part of my covering letter, I've used the SPECIAL stats (which are common to most video games) to explain how I meet the criteria listed in their job spec. For example,

http://i42.tinypic.com/332uecj.jpg

The tone of the magazines I'm applying to is pretty jokey and nerdy, so I'm hoping that this will appeal to their geeky sides and make my application stand out in a good way.

If nothing else, I've had a lot of fun creating this covering letter!

[Sanis Prent]

Man, that is awesome.

[Dasquian Belargic]

It definitely fun :lol the only one I'm stumbling on is strength

[Sanis Prent]

I can bench press six reams of paper

[Captain Untouchable]

Just tell them you're a mage, and so strength is your dump stat?

:uhoh

[Dasquian Belargic]

I just have a placeholder on the letter right now that says "I can lift moderately sized cardboard boxes." :uhoh

[Sanis Prent]

Remember remember the fifth of November
Where Tide and Tigers will fight
I see no reason why the champion of all
Won't be decided that night

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

If you wouldn't tail my ass, you wouldn't get a cigarette butt exploding on your windshield.

[Kyran O'Hurn]

Worst fucking way to start a weekend ever.

RIP my friend. You will be missed dearly by your family and friends.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

^ :( *hugs?*


... I am going to attempt to cook again tonight. After the success that was the chicken I am attempting to make a "meal for one" since the boy has work tonight... settled on a stuffed bell pepper recipe that claims to be not horrible for you.

>_> This could get dangerous as I actually have to use the stove for part of it. Fire bad.

[Sanis Prent]

Tuscaloosa police estimate that 151,000 people are coming to Tuscaloosa for the game tomorrow.

The city's population? 92,000.

Bryant-Denny Stadium's capacity? 101,000.

Gonna be crowded as fuck! There will be as many or more people in Tuscaloosa tomorrow as there are in Birmingham!

[Morgan Evanar]

That's... so very small.

[Sanis Prent]

Yeah they're not big cities, it's just amusing to think that we can fit the entire population of the city into Bryant Denny (the 8th largest stadium in the world) and still have enough space for most teams away fans.

Also Birmingham itself ain't big, but Greater Birmingham (ie, city + metro) is 1.25 mil, so that ain't shabby.

[Morgan Evanar]

That's why I was kind of confused. Miami proper is 362k, but it's more than that because of all the undocumented, easily 400k. 2.5 mil in Dade officially, but it's probably again closer to 2.7.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Gonna eat pizza and play Sonic the Hedgehog. Aw yeah.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Lucky duck! I'm stuck at work atm, but hey - more monies for SN :cool

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Rain plus a random cold snap made going camping out in the desert a no go :|

At least I have more time to write this weekend?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I was just thinking today; being a fixer, it's only a matter of time before I get seriously injured. I only hope it's not as bad as some of my other fixer friends have had to endure. Busted face, severed finger, crushed hands, the choices are aplenty :ohno

[Sanis Prent]

I don't like to hear that.

Also today hurts a lot for so many reasons

[Morgan Evanar]

Sorry dude.

[Sanis Prent]

I'm over it now for the most part. It hurts because there's a lot on the line so that's to be expected.

Now I just want to murder Auburn then Boise State

[Morgan Evanar]

Ooooh you guys get to play Boise State! HEHEheheheehhehehehhahahahahhah MWMWHAHAAHAHAHA

[Sanis Prent]

I just want to see Dont'a Hightower break Kellen Moore's inbred horse looking face

[Captain Untouchable]

I was just thinking today; being a fixer, it's only a matter of time before I get seriously injured. I only hope it's not as bad as some of my other fixer friends have had to endure. Busted face, severed finger, crushed hands, the choices are aplenty :ohno

There is no choice, Christin.

At some point, for some reason, you and I are both gonna lose an eye. Awesomeness will insist upon it. :colbert


Edit:

That seems considerably less badass with my current CT. :uhoh

[Morgan Evanar]

mmmm steak potatoes salad and wine

[Dasquian Belargic]

Sore throat, do not want

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Funny enough, I actually almost did lose my right eye to a corneal ulcer a few years back.

[Sanis Prent]

I fucking hate people. Holy shit.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Hello Jenny Jones,

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Childrens books, Amazon? CHILDREN!?


:grumble

[Kyran O'Hurn]

It's more then a little frustrating trying to find 1 song amongst around 13,000 when you don't know the name of the song, artist, and the track has no lyrics...

dammit...

[Sanis Prent]

My wife got the Beastie Boys and 2 Live Crew mixed up.

Shameful.