Right, so I've not had home internet for a month.

[Pierce Tondry]

Longer at this point, actually. Since it's been difficult to do personal things from work, I've been completely absent from SWFans and other places I usually frequent. The exceptions have been Twitter and Facebook, because I have smart phone apps that make connecting to those easy.

I see I have PMs from folk that I shall respond to as soon as internet is restored. Hopefully, this will be tomorrow! But since it was supposed to be back last Thursday, I have no idea if this is true or not!

See you soon, I hope!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I can happily confirm that the internet has not exploded or been set on fire in your absence. We have kept it safe, locked inside its protective case, guarded at all times by a team of extra stealthy, extra spicy ninjas.

[Yog]

Welcome back! :crack

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

No way don't listen to Jenny. We did terrible things to the internet on a daily basis while you were gone.

[Dasquian Belargic]

The internet has developed Stockholm Syndrome.. It will never leave us now.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Which is just the way we like it >D

[Droo]

Under our influence, the internet has also developed a hightened sense of identity and will now only answer to the name Internet Dave.

[Inyos Aamoran]

I have no idea why, but if you offer the internet a jaffa cake, it now curls up in the corner, rocking slowly backwards and forwards, muttering: "Oh god, not again."

:uhoh