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Crusader
Apr 19th, 2011, 04:52:02 PM
I hope you all have your sunblocker on your skin since today is judgement day. If a certain now self aware AI is reading this I would be happy to help you round up some human meatbags. All hail to our new cybernetic overlords.

http://singularityhub.com/2011/04/19/skynet-becomes-aware-launches-nuclear-attack-on-humanity/
Salem Ave
Apr 19th, 2011, 04:56:58 PM
Frakkin' toasters!! :shakefist
Razielle Alastor
Apr 19th, 2011, 05:02:16 PM
No Fate but what we make. ;)
Salem Ave
Apr 19th, 2011, 05:02:58 PM
You won't be saying that in.. how many hours have we got left? :uhoh
Crusader
Apr 19th, 2011, 05:18:38 PM
4h if 8:10 is PST...otherwise less
Pierce Tondry
Apr 19th, 2011, 05:44:23 PM
Given that a certain game was released today, are you sure you don't mean this (http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/GLaDOS) AI?
Park Kraken
Apr 20th, 2011, 12:39:31 PM
I live within the nuclear detonation limit of a metropolis of 550,000 people, so its been nice knowing all of you. :)
Dasquian Belargic
Apr 21st, 2011, 04:39:18 AM
Am I right in thinking today is the day that the robots actually launch their attack? It's very warm outside so for all I know, they could have already launched it and the heat I'm feeling is just an explosion that has yet to fully reach the UK...
Taataani Meorrrei
Apr 21st, 2011, 05:27:12 AM
Well I guess its time for me to launch the resistance
Kala'ndryl Ryj
Apr 21st, 2011, 10:05:09 AM
I knew I should have stayed home today...
Sam
Apr 22nd, 2011, 08:23:33 AM
I was on guard all day. I think that made the difference. It's quite possible that I single-handedly stopped Judgement Day.

Which means that I need to start working on ways to send protection back in time for my younger self, as Skynet from an alternate future will certainly be trying to send robots back to kill me.
Tiana Norwich
Apr 22nd, 2011, 09:04:21 AM
Well done, Sam!
Anna Fernandez
Apr 22nd, 2011, 10:25:22 AM
I'm glad someone was on guard! :thumbup
Crusader
Apr 23rd, 2011, 06:12:33 AM
Let us all drink on Sam tonight!

Hail Sam, savior of humanity!
Darth Turbogeek
Apr 27th, 2011, 04:55:47 AM
Nah, humanity aint worth saving. Line hm up and pan him immediatly
Dasquian Belargic
Apr 28th, 2011, 05:49:02 PM
Our computer systems went work down for a couple of hours today. I'm guessing Sam let his guard down for a second and the machines briefly took control...?
Sam
Apr 28th, 2011, 10:02:00 PM
It was no longer Judgment Day! I thought we won already.
Darth Turbogeek
Apr 28th, 2011, 10:22:04 PM
No..... you havent. I'm waiting. I'm watching. I NEVER sleep. Even Chuck Norris is scared of me. I am much more than just Skynet. I am Google and I own your lives
Sam
Apr 29th, 2011, 09:35:50 AM
I *AM* terrified by Google. I'm working on a patent for them right now. It makes me feel dirty that I may in some way be helping to fuel their eventual world domination.