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Lilaena De'Ville
Apr 15th, 2011, 01:42:12 PM
http://zodiac-signs-astrology.com/

Okay I don't believe in astrology but I DO think that the Zodiac signs line up most of the time with the people born under them. Its fun to read about and see if you match up with your sign, or if you don't and are more like a different one.

So. I'm a Sagittarius, but not as much as Chris is, my fellow Sag here on the boards. He's a painful truth teller, but I'm more likely to skirt around a painful truth before getting forced into saying it. :p (I will say it though! Give me some time.)


Sagittarius and Friendship:

Sagittarius make excellent friends because of their encouraging, positive nature and their kind heart that will do anything to make sure the friend is happy. They do not expect favors in return, their kindness is selfless. They do not interfere with other people's plans and they are never possessive or jealous. They treat others the way they want to be treated and life life based on a 'live and let live' policy, this makes them so agreeable. Sagittarius are excellent conversationalists with a good sense of humor, sometimes their humor is the raw truth, but these people speak their mind and don't hold anything back. What they say is what they mean, Sagittarius do not like mind games, it holds them back trying to figure out what is meant, they like straightforwardness and expect it in return. Sagittarius are known for saying the 'painful truth', but on the other hand, people know that they can trust what they say because they always say what is real. A Sagittarius never hides anything. Sagittarius are very likeable people. The only people that might not get along with them are people that live by a daily agenda with a highly structured, organized life. They are likely to always be running late and miss a date, but this is only because they are so forward thinking that they forget about the present. Tolerance is required, Sagittarius does not do these things on purpose, this is just who they are. If you understand this and accept this, having a Sagittarius in your life will make the sun shine a lot brighter.

Sagittarius and Business:

Sagittarius are born entertainers and conversationalists. They have no shortage of ideas due to their adventurous lifestyle and exciting life experiences. They make excellent storyteller, comedians, writers, philosophers and actors to name a few, basically Sagittarius are suited to anything as long as it does not tie them down with too much commitment. They like to make the world a better place and a career that will do that is well suited for Sagittarius, they do not however like the fine details and mundane day to day routine this bores them so they tend to procrastinate and let someone else deal with the details. They perform very well in business matters but they are at their best when it is crunch time. If now is the time for all or nothing, and there is a great deal at stake, they can get anything done. Crisis brings out the best in Sagittarius, they perform their best under pressure.

Sagittarius and Temperament:

Sagittarius are not emotional moody people, in fact they can be downright emotionally detached but they do get irritable when they are bored. Sagittarius is optimistic and positive, even deep inside because they believe that no matter what has happened, something good is always around the corner and the sun will always shine again.

Sagittarius Deep Inside:

Sagittarius is a well adjusted person with no emotional problems holding them back. They just want to explore the world and not fret about emotions and feelings. Others may be hurt by their lack of commitment but they don't care, that's not why they are on this planet, they are here to gain wisdom, learn and explore. Sagittarius has problems finishing some projects they started if it takes too long, they want immediate results and will move on to the next project if it takes too long. This is not because of laziness, Sagittarius are far from lazy but this motivation to move on is due to their hatred of boredom. Boredom is their fear and instead of facing it, they will up and leave in search of something more stimulating. Sagittarius are not emotional people but they are easily hurt by a careless selfish action, their will be blue but turn it around pretty quickly with their naturally sunny disposition. They don't dwell on hurt because it is a waste of their energy.
So yes, gets bored easily, procrastinates and performs well under pressure, is a good friend (I think!), easily hurt, gets over things quickly.

I don't have an adventurous life, but there's still time. I'd LIKE to have one. :p

Dasquian Belargic
Apr 15th, 2011, 02:01:42 PM
Aquarius in a Nutshell:
Aquarius is the sign of visionaries, unconventionality and intellectual independence. Aquarius are the people who deviate from the crowd and go their own way. They are always after intellectual stimulation, constantly discovering something new, forming new opinions and stubbornly traveling their way regardless of what other people think. Aquarius are filled with paradoxes, they are interested in the opposite ends of the spectrum, they like to be alone yet are social butterflies, they like to experience both sides and see both opinions as they formulate new ideas with their forward thinking, active mind.

Aquarius have a 'live and let live' policy where everyone is free to be themselves, an Aquarius never judges others because as human beings, we are all equal and entitled to our own opinions. They are verbally skilled and very witty, they observe people and learn how to interact with others through observation. They can be masters of manipulation justifying anything they do or think. As a result, they can deal with any type of personality and adapt to any situation.

They welcome change because boredom is their enemy. Anything new is an opportunity to Aquarius. Aquarius can act as an expert on any topic, they are very good at inflating their own importance, they feel it is deserved because their eccentricity makes them unique. Conventional people beware, Aquarius likes to shock and deviate from the norm, this is how they live.

Aquarius is known to pick at anyone they find weak or dull-minded. It is simply an easy target for verbal exercise for them, no harm is meant but it might be taken from the other person. Deep inside, Aquarius would never intentionally hurt anyone, they have respect for every human, even thought this might not seem apparent to the more emotional types.

visionary asshole :cool:

Zereth Lancer
Apr 15th, 2011, 02:09:15 PM
Well shoot. If Jen is an Aquarius too, then I don't want to be one anymore. I'm going to get my birthday legally changed.

:P

Alex Kaine
Apr 15th, 2011, 02:40:13 PM
My experience with Zodiac descriptions and such is that usually about a third of the description applies to me, a third is so vague it could apply to anybody, and a third is just plain wrong.

That's not the case here, though. About seventy-five percent of the Libra description is antithetical to my personality, especially anywhere it talks about social behavior.

Saul Nielsen
Apr 15th, 2011, 02:52:52 PM
I can't even look at starsigns anymore without thinking of Battelstar Galactic and the Twelve Colonies of Kobol.

Rossos Atrapes
Apr 15th, 2011, 03:03:44 PM
My experience with Zodiac descriptions and such is that usually about a third of the description applies to me, a third is so vague it could apply to anybody, and a third is just plain wrong.

That's not the case here, though. About seventy-five percent of the Libra description is antithetical to my personality, especially anywhere it talks about social behavior.

Almost exactly the same thing, in every detail, though it was about Eighty-five percent is just plain wrong and doesn't fit me at all.

Droo
Apr 15th, 2011, 03:06:32 PM
I can't even look at starsigns anymore without thinking of Battelstar Galactic and the Twelve Colonies of Kobol.

I can't look at starsigns anymore without thinking of the goof Professor and what he would think if I bothered with such woo-woo. :uhoh

Plus, apparently, sex with me is like fucking a fridge cabinet.

Anna Fernandez
Apr 15th, 2011, 03:32:58 PM
that's what she said ;)

Spectre
Apr 15th, 2011, 03:55:41 PM
http://zodiac-signs-astrology.com/zodiac-signs/capricorn.htm

Tis I, mostly...

I'm not sure about the knee thing though. :rolleyes

Wyl Staedtler
Apr 15th, 2011, 04:01:48 PM
I`m similar to mine but my brother is the exact opposite. Myabe he`s not really my twin at all, just an imposter implanted in the womb! =o

Or maybe I sucked out all the August power and left him high and dry.

~intrigue and conspiracy abounds~

Morgan Evanar
Apr 15th, 2011, 06:04:08 PM
I usually roll my eyes at these but I'm pretty much that to a T.

Weird.

Lilaena De'Ville
Apr 15th, 2011, 06:39:25 PM
I thought so!

Anyway like I said, it can be rubbish and obviously depending on where you're reading about it the descriptions can change. Usually the core ideas stay the same. But its fun when its accurate. :)

http://www.zodiac-matches.com/scorpio-compatibility/ Something else fun, compatibility between the signs!

Rossos Atrapes
Apr 15th, 2011, 09:04:24 PM
Apparently, my characteristics are that I really want to live large and hit the town. So why do my friends call me a hobbit?

Captain Untouchable
Apr 15th, 2011, 09:52:32 PM
Apparently, my characteristics are that I really want to live large and hit the town. So why do my friends call me a hobbit?

Because you're short, eat a lot, and your feet need shaving?



http://zodiac-signs-astrology.com/zodiac-signs/libra.htm

I'm graceful and diplomatic, and awesome in bed, apparently. :uhoh

Lilaena De'Ville
Apr 16th, 2011, 01:38:21 PM
Lazy and unreliable, too! :shakefist
;)

Carré Inirial
Apr 16th, 2011, 03:54:28 PM
I was supposed to be born May 19, which would have made me a Taurus, but was born instead on June 6, which makes me a Gemini. But when you read the two, I'm a blend of both descriptions.

But I'm worth getting to know! Honest! My intense stubborn streak is helpful!

And I do throw great parties :)

Mu Satach
Apr 16th, 2011, 07:49:04 PM
Apparently I'm "terribly mysterious."

Rossos Atrapes
Apr 16th, 2011, 08:12:03 PM
Apparently, my characteristics are that I really want to live large and hit the town. So why do my friends call me a hobbit?

Because you're short, eat a lot, and your feet need shaving?

Short: check.

Eat a lot: (looks at the pile of york peppermint patty wrappers on the bed)...Check.

Feet: ... My feet do not need shaving. It's just the toes.

I think they described it as being "kinda unadventurous, and if you had a hobbit hole, you'd never leave."

To which I replied, "Hey, I like adventure! If I were a hobbit, I'd be a Took, that's how adventurous I am!"

...Yeah. |I

Taataani Meorrrei
Apr 16th, 2011, 10:10:47 PM
I'm nowhere near as much of a vindictive and vengeful shit as they say Scorpio's are and I'm rather quick to forgive, but I guess I'm also pretty damn loyal to my friends so yeah some hit and some miss and it really could be any of the signs and it would be the same.

Maybe I just offshoot my scorpio side to my characters like this one ;)

Crusader
Apr 17th, 2011, 03:28:14 AM
As a gemini I like my fingers sucked and I am a real master of seduction. Seriously? Somebody should have told me this before or at least the women who dumped me because they disagreed.

Dasquian Belargic
Apr 17th, 2011, 03:40:35 AM
Just for future reference:

Anything goes with Aquarius, they like spontaneous encounters and quickies.

Most Aquarius like their ankles tied together or at least held down.

Darth Turbogeek
Apr 17th, 2011, 04:32:49 AM
There is if you look past Orion, a cluster that has a black hole in the middle of it and two hands. It's called Goatse and those who are that star sign are called Assholes. Assholes are.... well... assholes as well as scarring the mind of anyone who we show our star sign to.

I'm proud to be an Asshole and to all my fellow assholes I bare my buttocks to you in salute!

Jesimae Lawson
Apr 18th, 2011, 02:34:00 AM
Reading Scorpio made me laugh. I have to admit, despite not really believing in astrology, I couldn't help but realize their descriptions fit me to a T.

Mayhem
Apr 21st, 2011, 09:06:54 AM
"Taurus in a Nutshell:

Taurus is the one who has immense perseverance, even when others have given up, the Taurus rages on. Solid and persistent, just like the bull, which is Taurus' well suited symbol. Taurus's have a well known reputation for being stubborn, which is not necessarily a bad thing. The stubborn streak can cause Taurus to butt heads and conflict with other strong character types. Taurus are not fond of change. They like the familiar and routine comfort of life. Taurus is easy going and not one to pick a fight but should some poor souls attempt to provoke Taurus, the wrath will be known, for they have a temper underneath the calm surface. Taurus are very responsive to their surroundings. They like decorations, color, anything that appeals to all the senses. Taurus like possessions and the Taurus home is nicely decorated with lots of things. Taurus are down to earth, they do not like gaudy, flashy or over the top things. They prefer comfortable and creative settings and objects. Taurus likes security, in every aspect of their lives from home, to love, to career. Taurus can be secretive, opinionated and stingy. Taurus tend to be self-indulgent and lazy, Taurus are master procrastinators of the astrology zodiac! They do however have a strong, persistent drive that comes to life when they chose, and no one would ever know that they are lazy. The secret to this is that their laziness is pushed aside when it comes to themselves. "


Yeah that's me. I'm a full blooded Taurus. Always have been. And I used to follow astrology a lot more too.

Nathanial K'cansce
May 1st, 2011, 09:04:14 PM
The blurb for the Sagitarius fits me almost perfectly to a T. I rarely hold much stock in this kind of stuff, but they are fun to read. I find a lot, like some have said, to be very general to fit about 75% of the population. But for the most part, spot on with this one.