Your Free Five List!

[Crusader]

OK I just had a funny conversation with my girlfriend at the phone about the five women/men you can hypothetical sleep with without getting in trouble.

So my list in the end is:

1) Kristen Bell
2) Summer Glau
3) Zooey Deshanel
4) Eliza Dushku
5) Katee Sackhoff

Who is on your list?

[Anna Fernandez]

You are such a nerd.

I'm going to have to say that Zoe Saldana would be on mine! Or am I allowed to pick men? :p

[Droo]

In no particular order:

Kate Beckinsale
Lucy Liu (with leather dress suit and riding crop doesn't hurt, either)
Halle Berry
Teri Hatcher (as Lois Lane)
Shakira

Easy peasy lemon squeezy!

[Crusader]

OH Shakira would be number 6 :)

[Crusader]

You are such a nerd.

I'm going to have to say that Zoe Saldana would be on mine! Or am I allowed to pick men? :p

You can mix it if you want to. If I had to have one homosexual experience in my life I would definetly go with Vin Diesel or Nathan Fillion :D

[Dasquian Belargic]

Zooey Deschannel
Natalie Dormer
Mia Kirshner
Scarlett Johansson
Katee Sackhoff

Mm-hm.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

All right. Lets see...

Hugh Jackman
Christian Bale (um, at a healthy weight)
Ryan Reynolds
Jason Momoa
Taye Diggs

Yummy. :yum

[Wyl Staedtler]

Robert Downey Jr
Katee Sackhoff
Jeff Bridges
Phillipe Cousteau
Markus Naslund

[Dasquian Belargic]

Everyone form an orderly queue for Katee Sackhoff.

[Wyl Staedtler]

Why not make it a group project? More love, more fun!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm going to go off of the assumption that we can choose anyone from any period of time :)

1 - A young Tony Curtis (talk about class and swoon-city, baby)
2 - Adam Baldwin
3 - Raiders-era Harrison Ford
4 - Simon Pegg
5 - WoK-era Ricardo Montalban

[Tear]

Mmm, lets see going strictly actresses.

1. Mila Kunis
2. Olivia Wilde
3. Emma Stone
4. Natalie Portman
5. Megan Fox

[Jane]

I'm thinking you definitely have a type, Tear. :p

[Rossos Atrapes]

1. Natalie Portman
2. Olivia Munn
3. Emma Watson
4. Michelle Trachtenberg
5. Hikaru Utada

At the moment. The top two of those have been in my top five for a long long time.


Mmmmmmmm. Makes me want to look at Michelle's Maxim photos again. :yum

[Tear]

I'm thinking you definitely have a type, Tear. :p

Haha, yeah.. maybe just a lil.:lol

[Darth Turbogeek]

Denise Milani.

After that I seriously wouldnt care

[Crusader]

Why not make it a group project? More love, more fun!

I will bring the coffee. :angel

My Girlfriend has sent me her nearly final list:

- Nathan Fillion
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
- Matthew Macfadyen (not sure yet)
- Edward Norton
- Clive Owen (not sure yet)

Appendix:
- Jensen Ackles
- Björn Dixgard
- Robert Downey Jr.
- Brian Fallon
- Dave Grohl
- James McAvoy
- Ewan McGregor
- Chris O'Donnell
- Simon Pegg
- Dougray Scott

That is some pretty hard competition...

[Peter McCoy]

1. Scarlett Johansson
~ Katy Perry
~ Christina Hendricks
~ Tricia Helfer
~ Kate Beckinsale

[Serrena Alcine]

Mmm, lets see going strictly actresses.

1. Mila Kunis
2. Olivia Wilde
3. Emma Stone
4. Natalie Portman
5. Megan Fox*grins* I like this list.

As for mine...

1) Monica Bellucci
2) Nathan Fillion
3) Colin Firth
4) Michael Shanks
5) Richard Dean Anderson

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Oh no, how do I fit Michael Shanks into my list?! :ohno

edit: Or Alexander Skaarsgard! I did not think this through properly. >_<

[Dasquian Belargic]

We may need to change the format here to some kind of celebrity all you can eat buffet...

[Jacinda Blake]

Christian Bale
Gerard Butler
Karl Urban
Guy Pearce
Peter Steele (who shall hold an eternal spot upon my list)

may I only have 5...? :ohno

and I don't kid myself into thinking I'd get away with any of them mind you, but I covet my tasty list...

[Serrena Alcine]

Wait...can I add the entire cast of Spartacus to my list as one entity?

Dangit, LD...I forgot him too >.<

[Peter McCoy]

Wait...can I add the entire cast of Spartacus to my list as one entity?

Would this be a free-for-all or would they form an orderly queue? :cool:

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Free for all is where the fun is at :p

[Jane]

Wait...can I add the entire cast of Spartacus to my list as one entity?

Dangit, LD...I forgot him too >.<
OMG Varro

Gannicus

Spartacus (providing he's healthy, poor Andy Whitfield :()

[Sanis Prent]

All of my choices have ridiculous conditions that have to be met.

1. Polly Walker, but only if there's zero post-coital cuddling and afterwards she says my toenails are ugly or something.

2. Julie Delpy (circa 10 years ago, dunno is she still hot now?) on a red checkered picnic blanket

3. Franka Potente, in some weird survivalist fetish where she has to wear either belt ammo or a garter holster or something

4. Lady Gaga, if I am somehow a part of whatever outfit she is wearing

5. Rachel Ray for pure comedy ass-to-mouth. She has to say "Yummo" afterwards.

[Serrena Alcine]

OMG Varro

Gannicus

Spartacus (providing he's healthy, poor Andy Whitfield :()Ohh....yes. YES :whip

I could die happy...



Wait...can I add the entire cast of Spartacus to my list as one entity?

Would this be a free-for-all or would they form an orderly queue? :cool::yum Let me try both and get back to you on that...

[Anna Fernandez]

Rachel Ray ass-to-mouth??!!

That is way too kinky for me.

[Rossos Atrapes]

3. Franka Potente, in some weird survivalist fetish where she has to wear either belt ammo or a garter holster or something.

FRANKA POTENTE. Gah, I want to redo my list. She can't not be on it!

[Crusader]

All of my choices have ridiculous conditions that have to be met.

O_o

Does your normal sexlife require the same amount of planing or do you happen to have normal sex now and then :lol

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Nah but since it's a fantasy, might as well go whole hog right?

[Carré Inirial]

Amen.

Also didn't include the NCIS: LA cast. What I wouldn't give to be the middle of a Chris O'Donnell & LL Cool J sandwich :yum

[Selinica Miriya]

Rachel Ray ass-to-mouth??!!

That is way too kinky for me.

Pssht. Not kinky enough. :p

In no particular order:

Michael Shanks
Andy Whitfield [Spartacus. Amen to that.]
James Spader [Particularly as in Secretary, but will take Boston Legal, as well.]
Johnathan Rhys Meyers
Jeffrey Dean Morgan [hell, why not the whole cast of Supernatural]?
Gerard Butler

Geek hard-on: David Tennant

Food hard-on: Alton Brown

A couple of asians for good measure: Matsumoto Jun and Oguri Shun

...I swear I'm not a slut. :lol


And then, the ladies:

Dita Von Teese
Marilyn Monroe [not dead and young!]
Peggy Lee [Same as Marilyn!]
Eva Green
Katy Perry
Zooey Deschanel

Um... I'ma stop, now before I want to do the whole world. :o

P.S. -


Amen.

Also didn't include the NCIS: LA cast. What I wouldn't give to be the middle of a Chris O'Donnell & LL Cool J sandwich :yum

Aaaaaaaamen to that. Oh, plus Mark Harmon [NCIS] and David James Elliot [JAG. Haaaaaaaaaas to be JAG.]. And Tom Cruise [Top Gun ...and sans crazy.]

I guess I wasn't quite done. :yum

[Polly Smithson]

crap crap crap scratch Naslund from my list and put Bruce Springsteen at the top. What the heck was I thinking?!

[Dasquian Belargic]

I want to sub in Yvonne Strahovski somewhere - but only if she talks with her Aussie accent and calls me Shepard.

[Crusader]

I want to sub in Yvonne Strahovski somewhere - but only if she talks with her Aussie accent and calls me Shepard.

Sounds delicious. I think Charles Carmichael would do it too.

[Rossos Atrapes]

Christina Ricci needs to be in mine somewhere. I'm pretty sure Keira won't mind too much if she's bumped down.

[Gaia]

Ok, been watching too much Food Network as of late...

My Food Network Free Five List:

1) Guy Fieri
2) Tyler Florence
3) Michael Symon
4) Bobby Flay
5) Alton Brown

[Morgan Evanar]

In no order:
Natalie Portman: why yes I do want to have sex with an incredibly intelligent thoughtful woman who looks as good as she is smart.

Mila Kunis: awesome sense of humor.

Jessica Biel: because I wanna bedwrestle her

Aisha Tyler: yessssssssssss

Sarah Palin: hatefuck this bitch forever. It would be the most angry, hateful sex possible without being rape. She'd probably enjoy it though. Damn it.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Ok, been watching too much Food Network as of late...

My Food Network Free Five List:

1) Guy Fieri
2) Tyler Florence
3) Michael Symon
4) Bobby Flay
5) Alton Brown

you're demented

[Rutabaga]

Hm, let me see if I can narrow it down to just 5:

George Clooney
Hugh Jackman
Robert Downey Jr. (the Tony Stark facial hair is a must)
The 1980's version of Harrison Ford
Joe Manganiello (a pox on every teenybopper who thinks Taylor Lautner is the hottest werewolf around)

Bonus points for women I'd turn lesbian for:

Salma Hayak
Rachel Maddow
Michelle Forbes

[Carré Inirial]

Ok, been watching too much Food Network as of late...

My Food Network Free Five List:

1) Guy Fieri
2) Tyler Florence
3) Michael Symon
4) Bobby Flay
5) Alton Brown

you're dementedAnd proudly so, thank you :p

[General Dan]

I can't think of a single food network person that I'd consider intercourse with to be a pleasurable experience, unless we cite Chris's aforementioned angersex

[Droo]

Woah! Are we forgetting Nigella Lawson here?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Is Sophie Dahl on the Food Network? :yum

[Aimee Connors]

I can't think of a single food network person that I'd consider intercourse with to be a pleasurable experience, unless we cite Chris's aforementioned angersex

This is after you already said Rachael Ray was on your list, so I'm not sure what your moral high ground is here...

[Gaia]

Droo - Nigella Lawson isn't on Food Network here in the US...she's on something called the Cooking Channel, I believe. But yes, she's quite scrumptious as well.

[General Dan]

I can't think of a single food network person that I'd consider intercourse with to be a pleasurable experience, unless we cite Chris's aforementioned angersex

This is after you already said Rachael Ray was on your list, so I'm not sure what your moral high ground is here...

That was already mentioned as comedy option and there's most assuredly angersex there.

As for Nigella Lawson she's p. hot but she did make a tortilla soup one time I can barely begin to forgive her for.

I don't watch food network really since I don't have cable but is Padma on it? She's pretty awesome I guess, plus she used to be Salman Rushdie's old lady so thats kinda bonus points or something.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Droo - Nigella Lawson isn't on Food Network here in the US...she's on something called the Cooking Channel, I believe. But yes, she's quite scrumptious as well.

what about Sophie Dahl? I'm sure she's a terrible cook but she is so very well spoken and apparently has a bra named after her!

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[General Dan]

I'm not a big fan of souffle's passing as omelettes but that's less her fault and more this old dead guy who made it. She'd be just fine by me.

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

I've never seen her before, so I don't think she's on Food Network. Might be on Cooking Channel though...

[Jesimae Lawson]

Sarah Palin: hatefuck this bitch forever. It would be the most angry, hateful sex possible without being rape. She'd probably enjoy it though. Damn it.

I have a bad habit at viewing posts and responding MONTHS afterward, but I couldn't help it! This just made me lawl.

[Flux]

I'm not sure I even HAVE 5. This sort of scenario is so far beyond plausible that I never developed a contingency for it, but I'll try anyway. Let's see here.

1: Christina Hendricks. I can't believe Peter is the only other person in this entire thread to name her. Ah well, more for us, so to speak.

2: Morena Baccarin. Because Inara was ultra-classy and I can't seem to divest the actress of the character.

3: Uh...Angela Bassett? My girlfriend thinks she's gorgeous, so this may also be my only chance for three-way action.

4: Um, um, um...Summer Glau, maybe? I'd feel so guilty after, I just know it.

5: Kaley Cuoco takes 5th because I can't think of any other actresses and I need to remember to get the second season of Big Bang Theory off Wei so I can go watch with my friends later.

I could do a better wishlist out of girls I actually know in real life, but since nobody would recognize the names there wouldn't be much point to it.

[Captain Untouchable]

: Amanda Tapping - especially with the long hair
: Julie McNiven - Anna was badass; Ginn was adorable. I miss both. :(
: Scarlett Johannsen - especially with the red hair
: Alona Tal - I miss Jo :(
: Stana Katic - Rick Castle has good taste in women to <s>stalk</s> take inspiration from

If I'm allowed to up it to ten (because I'm awesome, and scientifically speaking should have twice as many women... right?) I'd add Carrie Fisher (as Princess Leia, obviously), Karen Gillan, Sabrina Lloyd, Cheryl Cole, and Lucy Lawless.

And Jensen Ackles. But only if Dean and Sam promise to bust me out of hell if that's where man lovin' lands me.

[Salem Ave]

Karen Gillan.

uNF.

[Park Kraken]

In no particular order;

1. Natalie Portman
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Paris Hilton (Angry w/gag)
4. Barbara Blank
5. Ashley Missaro

:lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Oprah!?

Somehow I get the feeling she's pretty similar to Sasseeri Reeourraa, :lol

[Chrysothemis]

Now there's a visual I didn't need :p

[Dasquian Belargic]

Oprah!?

Somehow I get the feeling she's pretty similar to Sasseeri Reeourraa, :lol



...constantly in heat?


:whaa

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

Powerful and gets whoever she wants, however and whenever she wants them.

Maybe kinky too. :cat

[Captain Untouchable]

I forgot Leah Cairns!

Sorry, Racetrack. :love

[Jesimae Lawson]

I had to take a while to think about my "five". Although the first two weren't difficult, it was a problem to try and figure out who was better than who in my personal opinion.

1. Keira Knightley. I may be biased since I have been in love with her since I first saw her in Bend it Like Beckham, she was the first woman to ever make me question my sexuality. So, she definitely is my top. I would wreck her.

2. Norman Reedus. I...love this man. Not only is he a smoker and has tattoos, but he is sex incarnate. For me at least. I would make it a tie for first, but I figured he'd be the first man either way.

3. Chris Pine. I love me some nerd action since he was Cpt. Kirk. Plus, his fingers are long and slender and he makes my panties fall off without me realizing.

4. Alan Rickman. Aged, timeless, eloquent, and freakin' sexy.

5. This was a tough one. I'd go with...Leonardo DiCaprio. I've been with him since Growing Pains. So, he has to be here..

[Mu Satach]

Ed Norton - The Hulk

Ed Norton - Fight Club

Ed Norton - Death to Smoochy

Ed Norton - American History X

Ed Norton - The Illusionist

Ed Norton is the only one I can think of that if he winked I'd drop all morals before the eye lid closed.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

hahaha Mu!

He was super ripped in American History X :swoon:

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Haha Mu even with the giant swastika on his chest???

[Mu Satach]

Well for that movie, it's a narrow window. Ed Norton post racist bastard, pre-broken by death of younger bro. =)

[Crusader]

No Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead 1?

[Mu Satach]

A las, no. I do love Bruce. And while I did crush on him when I was in my 20's; today he's in this totally platonic affectionate part of my heart.