Hera
Dec 27th, 2010, 04:44:22 PM
Hera sat, feet propped up on an R2-D2 droid shaped pouffle, her black enamelled toenails wiggling irritibly inside her fluffy Yoda slippers as she contemplated her next move.
She had long ago tired of the chess game she was playing with Mephis - a boring, duty-bound slug of a man if ever there was one. Oh, he was pretty enough but you'd think the amount of rum and eggnog Hera had plied on him would have atleast loosened his noble, chivilrick-ish-like tongue just a tad and he would tell her where Tear kept his armory key, or spill some juicy dirt on his fellow officers. At the least, give her something on that mutton chop, Naberius. Anything to break the monotony of waiting for the fat man in the fur-trimmed suit.
She had been told that he would come in the night, and down the fireplace no less. For frack sake, what was wrong with using the door? And what about the flames? That was gonna be some trick and Hera was determined to see it.
Tear had told her that this Father Christmas legend was a load of propaganda, initially started by the Sith and the story today was not even close to the reality of its original state. He hinted that it was the rebels who had white-washed it and soft-sold it to the masses as a means to divert the focus of them losing the war. But one should never trust what Tear says too fully.
Hera was curious, it was true. Did this perfect stranger really bring a person their most dearest desires? Did he really know if someone had behaved all year and could determine if they belonged on the good or bad list? Tear called it the 'naughty' and 'nice' list...but then, Tear would.
Mephis said it was a load of bumpkin and there was no such thing as a benevolent and generous being just waiting to lavish the unworthy, yet often well-meaning, minions with gifts and favor. And Hera was inclined to agree. No one, and that means NO one gave something for nothing.
She lifted the glass of milk and slurped from it rudely.
"Thats for the Santa" Mephis said, displeased.
Hera reached for the cookies, but Mephis slapped her hand aside. "Them too"
"But you said there was no such thing" Hera snapped, defensive. "Who's gonna know?"
"He will" assured Mephis.
"But you said he isn't real" she said, again reaching for the cookies.
"That isnt the point. Are you going to move?"
"What?"
"Its your turn to move" Mephis said with the longsuffering whine of a saint.
Hera snarled, "When's Tear getting here? He's bringing Naboo noodles. Check-mate."
Mephis leaned closer to examine Hera's latest move. It was indeed check-mate. He hadn't seen that coming.
"There is no Santa" he said churlishly, and took the cookies for himself.
She had long ago tired of the chess game she was playing with Mephis - a boring, duty-bound slug of a man if ever there was one. Oh, he was pretty enough but you'd think the amount of rum and eggnog Hera had plied on him would have atleast loosened his noble, chivilrick-ish-like tongue just a tad and he would tell her where Tear kept his armory key, or spill some juicy dirt on his fellow officers. At the least, give her something on that mutton chop, Naberius. Anything to break the monotony of waiting for the fat man in the fur-trimmed suit.
She had been told that he would come in the night, and down the fireplace no less. For frack sake, what was wrong with using the door? And what about the flames? That was gonna be some trick and Hera was determined to see it.
Tear had told her that this Father Christmas legend was a load of propaganda, initially started by the Sith and the story today was not even close to the reality of its original state. He hinted that it was the rebels who had white-washed it and soft-sold it to the masses as a means to divert the focus of them losing the war. But one should never trust what Tear says too fully.
Hera was curious, it was true. Did this perfect stranger really bring a person their most dearest desires? Did he really know if someone had behaved all year and could determine if they belonged on the good or bad list? Tear called it the 'naughty' and 'nice' list...but then, Tear would.
Mephis said it was a load of bumpkin and there was no such thing as a benevolent and generous being just waiting to lavish the unworthy, yet often well-meaning, minions with gifts and favor. And Hera was inclined to agree. No one, and that means NO one gave something for nothing.
She lifted the glass of milk and slurped from it rudely.
"Thats for the Santa" Mephis said, displeased.
Hera reached for the cookies, but Mephis slapped her hand aside. "Them too"
"But you said there was no such thing" Hera snapped, defensive. "Who's gonna know?"
"He will" assured Mephis.
"But you said he isn't real" she said, again reaching for the cookies.
"That isnt the point. Are you going to move?"
"What?"
"Its your turn to move" Mephis said with the longsuffering whine of a saint.
Hera snarled, "When's Tear getting here? He's bringing Naboo noodles. Check-mate."
Mephis leaned closer to examine Hera's latest move. It was indeed check-mate. He hadn't seen that coming.
"There is no Santa" he said churlishly, and took the cookies for himself.