Ufc

[Oa Staedtler]

I bet I would do a better job of fighting a condor dragon than you!

[Neco Staedtler]

That's probably true.

... if it were a blind condor dragon that had the flu and couldn't fly.

I'd be loads more better in a real battle 'cause I've got more muscles.

[Oa Staedtler]

Yeah right. I've seen Dad make arm muscles for Mom, and you have none of those. I bet your arms are made out of Rodian string beans!

[Neco Staedtler]

They're big enough to beat you up. :shakefist

Besides, at least I don't cry when I lose fair and square at blast-darts.

[Oa Staedtler]

I don't cry, you keep pinching me! Just because you can't aim better than me doesn't mean you can keep trying to get me to miss!!

And I never cried whenever Gemma cut my hair, by the way.

[Neco Staedtler]

IT WAS THE SOURCE OF MY POWER. YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN UPSET TOO!

That's it. I challenge you to a joust! And this time it's to the death!

[Oa Staedtler]

I would'a deathed you soooo long time ago if Dad hadn't ever stopped me!










And you cried like that little kangamouse we caught at Gemma and Get'ia's house.

[Neco Staedtler]

M'warning you Oa... this time I won't show any mercy. I'll make your entire My Little Bantha collection watch while I take you down!

[W. Staedtler]

Hey now. You two know the rules.

All battles that may or may not occur will be performed within the confines of 'neither to the death nor to blood on the carpet' and no minors can be present as witnesses. That's cruel and unnecessary.

[Oa Staedtler]

You leave them alone!!!!!

And I'm not doing anything... Neco started it :(

[Teagan Staedtler]

What's going on in here?!

[Neco Staedtler]

Oa's jealous of my s'perior strength, Dama. She's issuing death threats. :(

[Oa Staedtler]

Am not!!! :verymad

You're just upset about your haircut :colbert

[Neco Staedtler]

Are too! You admitted that you've been planning it for ages!

Since you're so interested in my haircut, Oa, maybe the haircut faeries will come and give you one to match. :evil

[Oa Staedtler]

Ha! The haircut fairy and I are on good terms because I didn't try to ask her for the... well, I didn't didn't press my luck last Life Day, let's just say that.

[Neco Staedtler]

We agreed never to bring that up again. :grumble

[Teagan Staedtler]

Children!

Wyl!!!!!

[W. Staedtler]

Oh no, don't you Wyl me. I only contributed one chromosome and your genes are dominant.

Hey, hey - what did I say about blood and carpet!?

[Teagan Staedtler]

'Your genes are dominant'... what the, you say that every time something like this happens!

Not to mention - Hey!! That was a gift from Get'ia!!

[W. Staedtler]

Because at times like these, the resemblance is uncanny, darling.

Alright now, that's enough...

... actually, I never really liked that statue. They've got keen aim, haven't they? See, now that's my side shining through.

[Teagan Staedtler]

Sweatheart, your side makes me worry.

It's also the side that's going to tell my father what happened to the Lashoka Dynasty Ithorian statuette he gave us for our anniversary three years ago.

[W. Staedtler]

Well, the vow did say `til death do us part`. I always imagined it as coming later in life but beggars can`t be choosers.

[Teagan Staedtler]

I certainly don't think he'd kill you, but I've no doubt you'll be given a lecture the size of the one you got when he caught us having our first kiss. I remember that lecture. It lasted a very long time.

[Mac Ravenwing]

..... :|

*sigh* :(

[Trip]

Query, Master Wyl: your offspring seem to be functioning in an irratic manner again. Perhaps it would be wise to purge their memory engrams, and reinstall their base operating systems, to overwrite the apparent programming glitches?

[Oa Staedtler]

Hey!!!

Daaadddd, why do you keep this old piece of junk around??!!! All he does is say we're defective and need purging!

[W. Staedtler]

Oh for the love of all things sacred, don't remind me of that. You know, he very nearly scared me off of marrying you for real.


Don't worry, Oa. That's just Trip's way of saying 'I love you'.

[Neco Staedtler]

Ha, in your case it's true, Oa. You are defective - reprogram her, Trip!

What does Dad mean, Dama, that he almost didn't marry you for real? How can you be married for fake?

[Teagan Staedtler]

Ask your father, Neco.

[Neco Staedtler]

Dad, how can you be married for fa--

[W. Staedtler]

You can't, Neco, it's impossible and unfair to string someone along like that, even if it does have it's benefits like there still being hot water to shower with in the mornings without someone having used it all up just because the other someone has the audacity to sleep in an extra ten minutes.

...

Oh, look! It's time for ice cream!

[Teagan Staedtler]

*claps hands*

Well how about that!!

[Oa Staedtler]

I want strawberry!!!

[Neco Staedtler]

Double scoops! Waffle cones! :eee

[W. Staedtler]

*smirk*

Can't teach that kind of diplomacy, baby.

[Teagan Staedtler]

*rolls eyes*

Oh I suppose not. Neco!! Stay off the carpet with your ice cream!

[Neco Staedtler]

Oa's on the carpet, too! This government is corrupt and biased!

[Oa Staedtler]

Don't be a tattle-tail, Neco :colbert