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Mu Satach
Sep 2nd, 2010, 02:36:37 PM
or - if I was a big shot writer whom the media devil gods loved...

I've been on a Wonder Woman kick lately. It could have been started by the Season 1 DVD's I received as gift this past year, but that's beside the point.

While rummaging around online digging up dirt on the fair Princess from Paradise,
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I came across a <a href="http://fanartexhibit.wordpress.com/category/wonder-woman/">fan art site</a> with concepts and photo-manipulations that are quite good. <i>Got me all excited about the possibilities of the WW movie*, that I know in my gut is going to be about as sub par (if not worse than) Catwoman.</i>
*<small>(The fan art site is not related in any way shape or form with the actual production of the movie now slated for 2013, but the artist's concept of WW is now my desktop.)</small>

After that spurt of awesomeness - I continued digging and found this little article: <a href="http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/08/10_reasons_no_one_cares_about_wonder_woman.php">10 Reasons No One Cares About Wonder Woman</a>


You’d think people would in a frenzy of Wonder-mania, the same as we were during the great Superman media blitz that preceded the mediocre Superman Returns, or the Batman blitz that predated the total rad Dark Knight flick. And yet, and yet… look, let’s be honest: nobody cares about any of this. Nobody really cares about Wonder Woman. There have been times in the past when people sort of cared about her for awhile, but it’s wishful thinking to say she’s as important—or even as interesting—as Superman or Batman just because she’s nearly as old.

In fact, here are ten reasons why nobody really cares about Wonder Woman, even if they say they do. At best, people care about all the things that Wonder Woman could be, but isn’t, thanks to the character’s long history of editorial mismanagement, bizarrely bad writing, and a near-total lack of focus.

<i>Blasphamy!</i> you say... however, after reading the article, I found myself nodding in agreement with more often than not - and now, it won't get out of my head.

What I came to realize is that I've always liked Wonder Woman, but I do really like the idealized version of her that is in my head and not the one that has been in the comics I've read. My WW is loosely based around what the production crew did with the character in the Linda Carter series... in fact - the only WW comics I own are those that have been given to me by others OR ones I've purchased for the artwork. More often than not, I find myself absolutely hating the stories and the way she is portrayed in her own comics. (Special Note: This does not include the cartoons. We're talking strictly comic fodder.)

Which then got me thinking about what the differences are between her and other hero's and I've come to the conclusion - the way she has been conceived by massive reboot of her in the late 80's took away her humanity.

Prior to her being created out of the clay and given life and gifts by the gods, (in a scene strangely reminiscent of the 3 fairies and Sleeping Beauty), she was just one of many Amazon's on the island (granted the best, but was still just one of the gals hangin' about and deflecting bullets for fun.) Now, she's practically a demi-god, and the problem with being a greek demi-god and running around is that we're not. In fact there is precious little we can relate to her anymore.

She grew up in Paradise.
Had a loving family is all pretty much still there.
She jet sets about the planet playing with the fella's but still has home to go to when things get rough.

Nothing wrong with any of that, but us mere mortals all have an axe to grind somewhere. And even other demi-god type characters we have something in common with in that they suffer and since we like to harp on our own troubles we can relate to them.

Hercules - lost his whole damn family. I get that.
Superman - isolated, can't connect with those around him, last of his kind. I get that.
Batman - family gunned down in front of him, full of rage and vengeance wanting to right the wrongs he sees. Oh boy do I get that.
Wonder Woman - ... ... ... hmmmmmm

Deep down I may love the idealized version of her in my head, but in the written version of her, there's very little I can relate to her on a gut human level. She's the kid that got all the breaks, that everything always works out for the better. Which then makes me just a tinsy winsy bit jealous.
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Oh sure, she's a little lonely what with being the hottest kick ass babe on the planet and the only guys who could possibly be a match for her are either hopelessly infatuated with someone else or have deep psychological problems that cause them to run around the city at night mussing up thugs for fun...
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but really, if Diana was in my house, sitting on the sofa, what in the world we talk about? Where is that connection? Seriously, do you get Wonder Woman like you *get* Sarah Conner? or Jean Grey? or hell, even Xena who's basically Wonder Woman kicked up a notch.

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So, to sum up - I have an idea, a nitty gritty idea. An idea that if the media devil dogs would allow me to write would re-create Wonder Woman into the hero I've (we've) always known deep down in our hearts Wonder Woman should be... but I'm a nobody geekoid git at a computer in the middle of nowhere. And even if by some strange rip in the fabric of space and time I was tapped to write a draft... it wouldn't survive the suits. And if a black hole appeared and sucked them all away and my idea became the movie... the mega fans would hate me forever...

why?

Because I would nuke Themyscira.

I would irradiate that place off the face of the earth.

I would give Wonder Woman a reason to hate and destroy us all, that inner conflict that we all struggle with would then be her constant companion. And somehow where I am not able to always take the high road in life, she would be able to rise above it. And that my friends would be a wonder.

Drin Kizael
Sep 2nd, 2010, 04:13:04 PM
You know she's been rebooted AGAIN, right?

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/jebabos/DC/WonderWoman601Odyssey-1.jpg

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 2nd, 2010, 04:17:18 PM
I'm not hugely familiar with WW's backstory - I mostly just know of her, as in her iconic image - but I really enjoyed reading this :)

Mu Satach
Sep 2nd, 2010, 05:35:41 PM
You know she's been rebooted AGAIN, right?

http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/jebabos/DC/WonderWoman601Odyssey-1.jpg

Yeeeup... haven't touched those yet. Mainly been slowly working my way through all the post-crisis antics of the DC universe.

I grew up with the Linda Carter/Golden Age/Pre-Crisis stuff and caught an episode of one of the Justice League cartoons was like, "When the hell did she learn to fly???" WTF???

:)

:rollin

Drin Kizael
Sep 2nd, 2010, 10:05:45 PM
I grew up with the Linda Carter/Golden Age/Pre-Crisis stuff and caught an episode of one of the Justice League cartoons was like, "When the hell did she learn to fly???" WTF???
That was the most jarring thing for me, too, actually. I grew up watching Lynda Carter and Superfriends on TV. In both, Wonder Woman needed the invisible jet to fly and had the strength to lift like a car. I pick up my first comic with her as a kid and I'm a bit baffled at how the Cheetah was her arch enemy if she's closer to Superman in strength and can fly.

I honestly think the first big power bump was in the name of feminism. They probably felt that WONDER Woman should be in Supergirl's and Power Girl's league. But then they futzed with her personality and background so much that she ended up a confusing mess. They've tried to backtrack over the years. The Diana Prince identity was worked back in at one point, but it wasn't enough to make people care.

From what little I've read of the new material, I think JMS is going the right direction with her. I'm not thrilled with changing the iconic costume, but the new design works well enough. More importantly they are grounding her in the 21st century and making her more relatable.

Mu Satach
Sep 7th, 2010, 12:41:17 PM
I don't really mind the costume change up. It reminds me of something out of teen titans though. Meh, I'm getting old. :p :)

The comic I'm reading right now of her has her jet setting around the country like a freaking diva. :x

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 7th, 2010, 01:04:00 PM
All I know about Wonder Woman I learned from the TV show. ^_^;

Captain Untouchable
Sep 7th, 2010, 02:35:18 PM
I grew up with the Linda Carter/Golden Age/Pre-Crisis stuff and caught an episode of one of the Justice League cartoons was like, "When the hell did she learn to fly???" WTF???

Random chime-in from me. I've been watching my way through the DC... *thinks* is it DC Media, or something? I can't remember, but they've done a few really high quality animated movies recently. There was Green Lantern: First Flight (which is the one I started with), several others... and a Wonder Woman movie.

I know Wonder Woman from reruns and her cult status. I guess I always figured she was some sort of woman's icon, and didn't really pay much attention... and I was shocked to discover how compelling they made the character. She was this individual who lived in paradise, who aspired to be the best that she could be; and then she gets dumped in our modern society - stranded in the midsts of this wretched hive of scum and villainy - and her reaction was dismay.

One of the things that has happened with superheroes lately is that they've been "humanised". We've added a little grit, scuffed up the edges, and toned down the bright and shininess of the image they portray. It used to be that Superman was an icon of morality; but now he's got an illegitimate son in the live action movies; or he's going through teen angst in Smallville. He isn't an Adonis icon of the epitomy of good, just, and true anymore.

I don't know what the comics are like (which I need to rectify), but I hope against hope that come 2013, we get the kind of movie where she can keep that kind of purity, without her being "modernised" into a Xena parallel that's just an excuse to add some legs and cleavage to the Justice League sausage fest.

*steps off soap box*

Mu Satach
Sep 7th, 2010, 06:47:15 PM
The DC animated movies have been great fun. :)

the movie, wait and see I guess :ohno