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Dasquian Belargic
Aug 29th, 2010, 07:05:10 AM
Yes, it is another thread for out of context, off the cuff nonsense.

:B

Lilaena De'Ville
Aug 29th, 2010, 11:07:47 AM
Squirrel!!!!!!

Zeven Ekkel
Aug 29th, 2010, 11:53:54 AM
Lumbar support

Droo
Aug 29th, 2010, 12:03:37 PM
I'm not feeling this roleplaying malarky.

Dasquian Belargic
Aug 29th, 2010, 12:31:45 PM
Well well well, looks like our Tin Man has a heart after all!

Emelie Shadowstar
Aug 29th, 2010, 01:09:39 PM
Knew I should have checked when the store opened... Now to play robot unicorn attack for an hour >_>

Nathanial K'cansce
Aug 29th, 2010, 01:44:29 PM
Holy crap I just cooked!

Lykaios
Aug 29th, 2010, 02:35:20 PM
Huh, who woulda thunk I could sleep for 15 hours straight?

Crusader
Aug 29th, 2010, 04:41:31 PM
We definetly saved Droo's little gnome tonight!

Dasquian Belargic
Aug 29th, 2010, 04:43:10 PM
kickin ass and takin gnomes :smokin

Anne Phoenix
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:12:30 PM
That isn't a very good name for the newest Random thought thread. :\

Droo
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:16:09 PM
Mmm pooooork!

Dasquian Belargic
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:16:52 PM
mm mm cracklin!

Crusader
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:18:18 PM
Just like a walk in the pork.

Dasquian Belargic
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:18:42 PM
Any more jokes like that and you're for the... chop!

Droo
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:22:20 PM
Hey guys, guys, hey, get this- get this: how do you make sausage flavoured coffee? Hm? Hm!?

WITH A PORKOLATOR!!

Dasquian Belargic
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:24:42 PM
You're going home in a hambulance if you're not careful :shakefist

Droo
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:25:27 PM
That's it! You've crossed the loin! :verymad

Dasquian Belargic
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:25:54 PM
Oh don't be such a boar!

Crusader
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:27:44 PM
I guess I will grab a hot choplette before going to bed.

Droo
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:28:12 PM
You're getting rasher with your posts! :ohno

Crusader
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:35:13 PM
Hogs and kisses guys. I will go to bed now.

I hope that there will be puncakes and bacon for breakfast.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:38:36 PM
You are all insane people.

Pierce Tondry
Aug 29th, 2010, 05:39:49 PM
Which is why you fit right in.

Anne Phoenix
Aug 29th, 2010, 07:25:51 PM
Getting ready to go to work. Hope I won't be sweating too much like a pig tonight.

Callista
Aug 29th, 2010, 07:51:51 PM
CAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEL the LOOOOOOVE ToNIIIIIGHT!


Why no, I can't.

My eyes burn.

Captain Untouchable
Aug 29th, 2010, 09:01:02 PM
Maybe your eyes burn because you have an Elton John allergy?

Lilaena De'Ville
Aug 30th, 2010, 01:57:03 AM
What the bacon is going on in here?

Yeah, I'm not so good at puns. You guys are hams. :)

Crusader
Aug 30th, 2010, 09:25:01 AM
Learned a new vocabel this weekend:
"Love Handles"

This is so wrong...

Captain Untouchable
Aug 30th, 2010, 09:34:22 AM
Why is that wrong?

You've gotta have something to hang on to... :smokin

Crusader
Aug 30th, 2010, 09:51:33 AM
OK the next time you are just about to get started say to your GF:
"Let me grab you at your love handles and have a really great time together, honey."
If you pull this off and she is still in the mood you are definetly doing something right in your relationship ;)

Xavier Synik
Aug 30th, 2010, 11:33:10 AM
How do people operate like this? If I say I want to leave by 1pm then I'm ready to leave at 12:45 if not earlier...

They on the other hand, want to leave at 1pm... it is now 130 and they haven't even started packing the van.

Dasquian Belargic
Aug 30th, 2010, 11:37:27 AM
Learned a new vocabel this weekend:
"Love Handles"

This is so wrong...

Muffin top.

Lilaena De'Ville
Aug 30th, 2010, 11:54:01 AM
UGH muffin tops... I swore I'd shoot myself if it ever happened to me, and it did, but I'm still alive. I blame faulty jeans. :x That and having kids.

Rhinn Ikthoos
Aug 30th, 2010, 12:42:27 PM
What the bacon is going on in here?

Yeah, I'm not so good at puns. You guys are hams. :)

I'm sorry, you lost me at BACON!

Lilaena De'Ville
Aug 30th, 2010, 01:35:02 PM
^^That has to be your CT now :p

Xavier Synik
Aug 30th, 2010, 11:12:23 PM
Some people just make me shake my head in wonder... and that's not in a positive way...

Wyl Staedtler
Aug 31st, 2010, 12:38:55 AM
hhhioooo i am so drunk and yeah its amaing this junglwe. Screw dicaprio the moffie with his dakadakas this is what a real boer does! Bundu bashing with a big stick and new shoes, ou baas! Shove your jajas elsewhere, Hollywood boy.

Wyl Staedtler
Aug 31st, 2010, 12:52:39 AM
bettah run through the jungle da da dadada

what are you even saying liz where is your gun. WE COME TO UMTALI. you stole rhodesia

Tear
Aug 31st, 2010, 01:06:11 AM
you stole rhodesia

That's right lady. It's mine now and there's nothing you can do about it. Monkey face!

Wyl Staedtler
Aug 31st, 2010, 01:52:08 AM
i will shoot you with my uzi and then what will you do son?

you can't take the land from me. i don't care i'm stil free and i have serenity with better insurance since i switched to geico.

Crusader
Aug 31st, 2010, 03:48:04 AM
...but they can still burn the land and boil the sea!

Captain Untouchable
Aug 31st, 2010, 04:45:20 AM
You think this is funny? You should read my AIM log. Apparently she was frollicking through a jungle listening to crickets. And then somehow we got onto the subjects of guns, CCR, and beef wellington.

:cyduck

Dee
Aug 31st, 2010, 06:42:54 AM
Oh god Liz, I love you :D

Dasquian Belargic
Aug 31st, 2010, 06:48:27 AM
You crazy bugger!!

Droo
Aug 31st, 2010, 08:54:34 AM
Thirty minute walk to the baths only to find out the swimming pool's closed! :shakefist

Lilaena De'Ville
Aug 31st, 2010, 11:40:02 AM
:lol you guys should check her facebook update this morning...


(http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000583343076)Liz McLellan (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000583343076) woke up at five to go running and my shoes were already on and muddy. I have no idea.

Dasquian Belargic
Aug 31st, 2010, 02:31:41 PM
Is that... the dude from Super Troopers... in Sky High?

Lilaena De'Ville
Aug 31st, 2010, 02:41:03 PM
Yes.

Yes it is.

I heart that movie. ;)

Mu Satach
Aug 31st, 2010, 03:06:51 PM
Office File Folders everyone can access -------------------------- O:\

Personal Files only you can access -------------------------------- I:\

Public files from Student Affairs Network Admins-------------- N:\

Photo’s from UC events etc. ---------------------------------------- P:\

Zeven Ekkel
Aug 31st, 2010, 03:42:10 PM
Yes.

Yes it is.

I heart that movie. ;)

I saw that movie in theaters with friends. I guess since we didn't fit the age group target audience for the movie, the ticket salesperson warned us:

"Just so you know, this movie isn't about weed..."

Nathanial K'cansce
Sep 1st, 2010, 04:38:36 AM
I really am not a morning person. *hiss*

Captain Untouchable
Sep 1st, 2010, 08:12:21 AM
Yes.

Yes it is.

I heart that movie. ;)

"If your mom asks, I took away your xbox."

"Dad, I don't have an xbox."

"You do now!"

Sky High is awesome. :lol

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 1st, 2010, 01:00:09 PM
Matt Smith, reading me to sleep.. :3

Cleo Némain
Sep 1st, 2010, 02:41:40 PM
Matt Smith, reading me to sleep.. :3

:( I want Matt Smith to tell me bedtime stories...

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 1st, 2010, 03:01:20 PM
Matt Smith, reading me to sleep.. :3

:( I want Matt Smith to tell me bedtime stories...

I'll bring the audiobook CD to Burning Nerd and you can rip it onto your laptop ;)

Emelie Shadowstar
Sep 1st, 2010, 03:12:47 PM
I'll bring the audiobook CD to Burning Nerd and you can rip it onto your laptop ;)

My hero! :hug

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 1st, 2010, 03:47:09 PM
I go into work feeling cheerful enough - or at least as cheerful as one can be at having to wake up at 530 in the AM. I come home just absolutely disgusted and sick of micromanaging, 14-year old, spiteful people who have no business being in positions over me. My GOD that's the last time I point out any sort of safety hazard. Don't you fucking laugh, it's minor, but it's still an obstruction, and if YOU get called on it, it's not my problem. Move that shit yourself from now on. Buncha fucks. The lot of them.

Rossos Atrapes
Sep 1st, 2010, 04:32:10 PM
I can't hear, see, or even think about the word versatility anymore without thinking of Zoolander.

"The calender was great because it gave people a chance to see a side of my versatility."

J'onn Scarlet
Sep 1st, 2010, 04:52:14 PM
:( I want Matt Smith <s>to tell me bedtime stories</s>...

Lets face it. It's true for all of us.

:love

Droo
Sep 1st, 2010, 05:43:13 PM
82 year old cum face... niiiiice :x

J'onn Scarlet
Sep 1st, 2010, 05:45:36 PM
^ Dude, you need to start dating women closer to your own age. :rolleyes

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 1st, 2010, 11:14:41 PM
Good grief, Psych just canNOT get any funnier. I love this show.

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT

Wyl Staedtler
Sep 1st, 2010, 11:17:24 PM
oh man I started watching that and then stopped in s2 because of ~life~. I need to start up again. LIZ MCLELLAN'S LIFE NEEDS MOAR SEAN AND GUS.

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 1st, 2010, 11:46:57 PM
That would be Shawn Spencer and Chocolate Einstein.

Gurton Buster.

Trapezius Milkington.

Dequan "Smallpox" Randolph.

Methuselah Honeysuckle.

MC Clap Yo Hands.

:love

Wyl Staedtler
Sep 2nd, 2010, 02:33:49 AM
Apparently I met Robert Downey Jr today. God. damn. it.

Crusader
Sep 2nd, 2010, 02:41:30 AM
Apparently I met Robert Downey Jr today. God. damn. it.



friend: Guys, guys, we met RDJ today.
Wyl: ... no we didn't.
friend: Uh. Yes we did.
Wyl: When?
friend: At lunch? That dude we said hi to?...

Wyl: ... The one in the wicked vintage Iron Man shirt?
friend: Oh my god, I thought that was why you complimented him on it - you were being ironic because it was ROBERT DOWNEY JR wearing it.
Wyl: I JUST REALLY LIKED THE SHIRT.



This facebook status just made my day.

Wyl Staedtler
Sep 2nd, 2010, 02:59:41 AM
I am kicking myself. Epic fail.

Granted, he looks way younger in person. I think. From what I recall about the guy who supposedly was him, that is. ^_^;

Crusader
Sep 2nd, 2010, 03:16:42 AM
^^Shouldn't it normally be the other way. Shouldn't they look older in real life so that we can feel better about ourselves?

Reinhart Thul
Sep 2nd, 2010, 01:11:00 PM
Damn you Thomas you are not spending another night in my bed, noisily licking yourself >:

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 2nd, 2010, 04:09:36 PM
I'll sonic your screwdriver :yum

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 2nd, 2010, 04:15:42 PM
I'll sonic your screwdriver :yum

Do we have another recruit to the Matt Smith brigade? :3

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 2nd, 2010, 04:19:33 PM
He's just so adorable!

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 2nd, 2010, 04:21:29 PM
Look at him (on a UK childrens show) helping to make a bird-feeder shaped like the TARDIS :3

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D-4pS79sDP0?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D-4pS79sDP0?fs=1&amp;hl=en_GB" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

He is so charming.

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 2nd, 2010, 04:34:34 PM
omg we used to watch Blue Peter all the time and I loved their little crafty things. XD

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 2nd, 2010, 04:48:21 PM
Ah!! I want to make that birdfeeder now!! We need to make some at BN :D

Kala'ndryl Ryj
Sep 2nd, 2010, 08:33:47 PM
:( I want Matt Smith <s>to tell me bedtime stories</s>...

Lets face it. It's true for all of us.

:loveOnly if you know who Matt Smith is...:ohno

Nathanial K'cansce
Sep 2nd, 2010, 10:44:47 PM
I really need to stop drinking on a week night where I have to be up at 5ish am in the morning. The two + hours worth of morning meetings will be a wonderful thing. -_-

Darth Turbogeek
Sep 3rd, 2010, 11:27:55 PM
Hi, I'm an uncle.

I am going to be the craziest uncle ever.

Crusader
Sep 4th, 2010, 01:57:15 AM
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER is coming out in 2011 LMAO that's a good one!

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 4th, 2010, 10:03:51 AM
You know there's something wrong when Duke Nukem Forever comes out before A Dance With Dragons.

Nathanial K'cansce
Sep 4th, 2010, 10:35:14 AM
If you say you are going to send me the paperwork that needs to go to the customer in the morning, then send me the paperwork! Ugh. *waits*

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 4th, 2010, 08:54:11 PM
Why is my back hurting? I'm not that old yet :(

Anne Phoenix
Sep 4th, 2010, 10:43:07 PM
Tell Charley to ease up some. :lol

Had an awesome day of watching trains today. Except for when L188 splattered someone lying on the tracks in Dover.

Wyl Staedtler
Sep 5th, 2010, 04:01:48 AM
There is a kitten sleeping on my butt and it is not unpleasant. Warm ass cheeks, people. I'm just sayin'.

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 5th, 2010, 04:05:25 AM
Like a furry hat for your butt

Wyl Staedtler
Sep 5th, 2010, 04:06:31 AM
omg.

We should market those. We could make millions.

Miiiiiiiillions.


Imagine it: Tuckas Toques.

Crusader
Sep 5th, 2010, 04:16:05 AM
What what in the butt?

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 5th, 2010, 04:18:53 AM
I want a deerstalker for my ass.

Wyl Staedtler
Sep 5th, 2010, 04:20:09 AM
I'm picturing an odd combination of Ace Ventura and Holden Caulfield now.

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 5th, 2010, 04:33:05 AM
Often, people have remarked on the similarities between myself and those fictional men.

Captain Untouchable
Sep 5th, 2010, 03:04:30 PM
"I like that my home is your home now too, Uncle Jason."

I love my niece. *sniffle*

Jamo Jakatta
Sep 5th, 2010, 03:31:09 PM
Just one more trip in the TARDIS before bed?

Go on, then ;)

Nathanial K'cansce
Sep 5th, 2010, 06:41:51 PM
What are the odds that two of my friends are getting married on the same day... and because of it I cannot make it to one of them. :(

Chaz de Coventina
Sep 6th, 2010, 05:35:56 AM
Cotton mouth. Need water. Too lazy to get out of bed. Curses, foiled again.

Anne Phoenix
Sep 7th, 2010, 12:29:58 AM
More than just illegal immigrants are flooding across the Texas/Mexico border tonight. Tropical Storm Hermine just crossed over the Rio Grande an hour ago and is making a beeline towards San Antonio, which is sure to have a wet, stormy, and possibly tornadic day today.

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 7th, 2010, 01:46:52 AM
Winter is coming.

Bugger.

Chaz de Coventina
Sep 7th, 2010, 01:57:04 AM
Winter? Was ist das? ;)

Mandan the Archer
Sep 7th, 2010, 02:05:57 AM
Winter is coming.

Bugger.

The meaning of the above completely changes when issued as an order by a Drill Sergeant. :ohno

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 7th, 2010, 02:46:23 AM
Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

John Glayde
Sep 7th, 2010, 06:04:53 AM
I love it when your activities and your music system accidentally combine for an eerily appropriate soundtrack to life.

Crusader
Sep 7th, 2010, 12:32:26 PM
Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

HEAR ME ROAR!

There are no men like ME there is just ME.

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 7th, 2010, 12:39:14 PM
Alright, alright, you bloody nerds :mneh

Droo
Sep 7th, 2010, 12:58:24 PM
Winter is miiiiles off yet, first we have the joys of Autumn, my favourite season! :D

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 7th, 2010, 01:08:01 PM
Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

HEAR ME ROAR!


Unbowed, Unbent, UNBROKEN

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 7th, 2010, 01:10:47 PM
Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

HEAR ME ROAR!


Unbowed, Unbent, UNBROKEN

Ours is the Fury!

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 7th, 2010, 01:14:02 PM
Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

HEAR ME ROAR!


Unbowed, Unbent, UNBROKEN

Ours is the Fury!
Though All Men Do Despise Us

Crusader
Sep 7th, 2010, 02:10:32 PM
Winter is coming.


WE DO NOT SOW.

HEAR ME ROAR!


Unbowed, Unbent, UNBROKEN

Ours is the Fury!
Though All Men Do Despise Us

Growing strong!

Anne Phoenix
Sep 7th, 2010, 03:10:05 PM
Hermine is still a Tropical Storm. Leaving San Antonio wet behind, aiming for Abilene now.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 7th, 2010, 06:31:05 PM
No more shiraz :(

Nathanial K'cansce
Sep 7th, 2010, 10:58:23 PM
1.) Networking is worth all the hang overs in the world.

2.) Drinking heavily on a Tuesday night not will cause headache in the morning.

3.) Germans will always out-drink Americans.

4.) This was the thunderstorm I have been waiting for for over half a year.

Crusader
Sep 8th, 2010, 01:36:19 AM
3.) Germans will always out-drink Americans.



5.) Irish will always out-drink Germans.

That's genetic...

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 8th, 2010, 01:53:09 AM
Katy Perry, I don't want to like you.. but you look so much like Zooey Deschannel :ohno

Crusader
Sep 8th, 2010, 04:43:10 AM
Katy Perry, I don't want to like you.. but you look so much like Zooey Deschannel :ohno

Plus she sings as well this makes her even more adorable.

Search your feelings, Jenny! You know that she is hot.

Callista
Sep 8th, 2010, 06:42:12 AM
I was arrested for being "Too Reliable" ...and yet I failed to show up to the March of Dimes Jail & Bail yesterday because I thought it was today - that's irony for you...

Rossos Atrapes
Sep 8th, 2010, 08:18:41 AM
After telling my bud that I needed to save my money, we stopped at a Wawa and he said:

"Hey look Vinny."

Vinny sees 3-D Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Trading Cards. He proceeds to drool and geek out while pawing at the packaging.

"I thought you needed to save your money."

"Yeah, but look! I got the scene where Vader and Boba Fett are in the same shot! And did you know that the guy who played Boba Fett also was the guy who was dragging Leia when she tried to warn Luke it was a trap? Apparently that extra got sick on that day of shooting."

"...I didn't. And that is the most awesome card."

"...I should've gotten more."

Xavier Synik
Sep 8th, 2010, 09:36:59 AM
I has hockey tickets.... :D

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 9th, 2010, 04:13:35 PM
Today, I somehow accidentally negotiated myself a raise o_O

Maren Dirge
Sep 9th, 2010, 04:15:27 PM
I has hockey tickets.... :D

I'm picking up my season ticket tomorrow :3

Xavier Synik
Sep 9th, 2010, 05:11:40 PM
I has hockey tickets.... :D

I'm picking up my season ticket tomorrow :3

I'd have knock off a bank to be able to afford to do that...

Carré Inirial
Sep 9th, 2010, 05:15:54 PM
I has hockey tickets.... :D

I'm picking up my season ticket tomorrow :3

I'd have knock off a bank to be able to afford to do that...Share the wealth if you do, would you? I can't afford the price of season tickets either.

--

Oh White Russian, I love you.

Nathanial K'cansce
Sep 9th, 2010, 08:52:31 PM
1.) Networking is worth all the hang overs in the world.

2.) Drinking heavily on a Tuesday night not will cause headache in the morning.

3.) Germans will always out-drink Americans.

4.) This was the thunderstorm I have been waiting for for over half a year.

And then getting called at 4 : 30 in the morning and putting in a 13 hour day on 1 hour of sleep after said night on town is just not right.

Liam Jinn
Sep 9th, 2010, 09:01:14 PM
Found out I drove through a forming tornado yesterday. I just thought it was a rough patch of wind and rain. Huh, the more you know...

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 10th, 2010, 12:40:00 AM
Hey I saw that tornado on the news! Saw some cars driving near it, maybe it was you. :p

Ben Merasska
Sep 10th, 2010, 07:11:25 AM
I think I'm getting the hang of posting with my phone. Technology is great!

Droo
Sep 10th, 2010, 09:19:55 AM
God bless the weekend!

Carré Inirial
Sep 10th, 2010, 12:08:33 PM
All hail working for a company where I have half a dozen days off in one month for holidays.

My only perk, this is.

Mu Satach
Sep 10th, 2010, 02:05:11 PM
all I wanted was ewe

Captain Untouchable
Sep 10th, 2010, 02:06:48 PM
Steve is watching Flashpoint.

The pink ranger is in it!

:eee

Droo
Sep 11th, 2010, 06:35:02 AM
Davina :( &nbsp;

Droo
Sep 11th, 2010, 12:48:41 PM
Tchaikovsky, you really are the man. :love

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 11th, 2010, 03:03:02 PM
I shall go that way, to avoid crazy Alabama football traffic.

Droo
Sep 11th, 2010, 03:44:31 PM
Can't beat the Last Night! :D

ps. Best rendition of God Save the Queen ever!

Captain Untouchable
Sep 11th, 2010, 03:49:15 PM
I don't know what "Dax" is, in terms of financial markets and what not, but given the name, the fact that it's down 6.75 today makes me sad. :(

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 11th, 2010, 07:06:50 PM
150 bucks worth of art supplies at Michael's. It's been a long time since I've done that.

Wyl Staedtler
Sep 12th, 2010, 12:42:23 AM
Feelin' a bit low, sad time of year. I guess not being drunk is progress, though?

:(

Anne Phoenix
Sep 12th, 2010, 03:02:50 AM
*Is sitting here with his computer in safe mode following a printed out instruction sheet for removing the Security Suite virus*

Today, it is you who is going to die Mr Suite. Today, and tomorrow, your creator will join you. :angel

EDIT: Good lord that was annoying, but the virus is gone, for the time being at least. I keep reading where people keep getting re-infected every 9 days after getting it the first time. :grumble

Xavier Synik
Sep 12th, 2010, 09:51:33 AM
^ I hate those things... If you removed it right you should be okay.

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 12th, 2010, 10:43:02 AM
Bring me my bow of burning gold: Bring me my arrows of desire: Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire! :pirate

Pierce Tondry
Sep 12th, 2010, 10:46:02 AM
No, no, no - dammit Jones, stop setting chariots on fire! You waste good chariots that way!

Wyl Staedtler
Sep 12th, 2010, 11:45:40 AM
Oooh Jenny! You've given me a fantastic idea!

Chaz de Coventina
Sep 13th, 2010, 03:38:35 AM
"Oh so what, flyboy, one beer isn't enough? Name your price, then."

"The bonage of you!"

"... Um. What?"

"You know. You mentioned Han Solo and Chewbacca. A debt."

"Ohhhh you mean bondage? Because bonage is a totally different story in English slang."


Oh man, language barrier, sometimes you are so much fun.

Xavier Synik
Sep 13th, 2010, 08:23:35 AM
^you write that like bondage doesn't have a different connotation then he's referring too as well :p

Dee
Sep 13th, 2010, 08:39:33 AM
Ahh...nothing like getting reprimanded on a Monday morning for sounding like I "have a terrible attitude" when in reality I have a fucking cold and I'm lucky its not bronchitis -__-

Captain Untouchable
Sep 13th, 2010, 09:24:33 AM
^you write that like bondage doesn't have a different connotation then he's referring too as well :p

Bonage is something that Liz can't perform for anatomical reasons.

Bondage, on the other hand...

:mischief

Droo
Sep 13th, 2010, 05:33:25 PM
"My muse is a fickle bitch with a very short attention span!"

Tell me about it, Mr. Cohen.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 13th, 2010, 07:41:51 PM
I just... ugghhh :unsmith:

Nathanial K'cansce
Sep 14th, 2010, 05:02:26 AM
buwahahaha.

http://mypict.me/upload/0/176/386/176386537.jpg

Captain Untouchable
Sep 14th, 2010, 09:02:58 AM
I am sat watching Barney with my nearly-four-year-old niece, ( >_< ) but this question just made my day:

"Uncle Jason, what kind of dinosaur is Baby Bob and Barney?"

Yup. She's definately my niece. :love

Xavier Synik
Sep 14th, 2010, 09:13:31 AM
^Answer: The annoying type that should have stayed extinct.

Captain Untouchable
Sep 14th, 2010, 09:29:07 AM
^ Correct! >_<

Also... does anyone else think it's slightly inappropriate that one of Barney's friends is called "B.J."? o_O

Mu Satach
Sep 14th, 2010, 09:43:29 AM
SNARK!

again I say...

SNARK!

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 14th, 2010, 12:52:34 PM
Kinda depressed.

Emelie Shadowstar
Sep 14th, 2010, 02:13:02 PM
Ikea kitties!!! :3

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 14th, 2010, 02:20:20 PM
Ikea kitties!!! :3

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Emelie Shadowstar
Sep 14th, 2010, 02:26:56 PM
^ Pure awesome. :lol

Xavier Synik
Sep 14th, 2010, 02:37:55 PM
The last minute was the best part.

Emelie Shadowstar
Sep 14th, 2010, 02:41:38 PM
Look at me again and I'll cut you!

...all kittens are secretly thinking that.

Droo
Sep 15th, 2010, 10:37:18 AM
A rat... in the bathroom. A rat... in the bathroom!

*shudder*

Mu Satach
Sep 15th, 2010, 03:12:49 PM
what the hell! you can post all the live long day on facebook and don't give a rats ass about how it formats your text but god forbid you actually have to log in and deal with the constraints on our website then get pissed at me because MS Word likes to include a hellacious amount of crap that F*KS up the way the online editor works - then get even more pissed about how it loses it's formatting when I kindly suggest pasting plain text because it's a tedious pain in your ass to make sure the articles look right. >_<

AND then have everyone give me the evil eye in staff meetings when I don't get all Sthuper excited and enthusiastic about adding more functionality to our site's so people like you are able to post and have it do everything under the sun you can think of and walk your dog remotely - BECAUSE YOU ALL END UP BITCHING ABOUT HOW IT DOESN'T WORK AND THEN
A) SEND IT TO ME TO FORMAT & POST ONLINE ANYWAY
B) NEVER INFORM ME, BUT BITCH TO EVERYONE ELSE ABOUT HOW IT DOESN'T WORK
C) IT ACTUALLY WORKS - BUT YOU GAIN MORE SYMPATHY BY COMPLAINING TO MY BOSSES THAT IT DOESN'T

GAH!

ps - Don't EVEN mention to me about how Dreamweaver makes EVERYthing oh so damn simple. BULLSHIT! You STILL would have problems you nimrod because you don't want to take the time to actually learn anything new anyway! Because you already know every damn thing and like to stress that point every chance you get. :verymad

- EOR -

*sigh*

Feel better now. :rollin

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 15th, 2010, 03:25:14 PM
A visit from mother nature today makes yesterday's emotional malaise make sense.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 15th, 2010, 04:29:32 PM
Brain = fried

Pierce Tondry
Sep 15th, 2010, 04:46:10 PM
Brain = fried

When did you get a brain?

... oh, right. The murders.

Crusader
Sep 15th, 2010, 04:49:42 PM
Brain = fried

Is Charley trying a new dish from Hannibal Lector's cook book. I hope he posts some pictures on facebook. His pictures always make me hungry :)

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 15th, 2010, 05:12:54 PM
Both of you are fired :mad

Pierce Tondry
Sep 15th, 2010, 05:28:05 PM
... literally? Because some of the murders, well....

Crusader
Sep 15th, 2010, 06:11:46 PM
Having placebo girlfriend, friend with benefits and the girl I currently have a crush on all around the same table was less awkward than I thought it would be.

BTW am I completly retarded because I enjoy Spike TV's "Blue Mountain State" series?

The Original BuffJedi
Sep 15th, 2010, 07:01:06 PM
Got snake bit and Shaved my head all in one week, life is good!

The Original BuffJedi
Sep 15th, 2010, 07:01:56 PM
A visit from mother nature today makes yesterday's emotional malaise make sense.lol!! I feel ya sister ;)

Anne Phoenix
Sep 16th, 2010, 05:43:22 AM
BTW am I completly retarded because I enjoy Spike TV's "Blue Mountain State" series?

I shouldn't think so. At least not as much as watching MANswers. <!-- / message -->

Crusader
Sep 16th, 2010, 06:43:31 AM
OK I just watched a video from MANswers on YouTube. You can literally smell the testosterone in this show.

I actually found out about Blue Mountain State because they feature one of my favorite RevTheory Songs in the Intro
"Hell Yeah"
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Droo
Sep 16th, 2010, 02:30:45 PM
Newsflash for the Pope/Vatican: atheism isn't a disease, it's a choice, and not evil, and certainly not to be compared to the Nazis.

I'm sick to my back teeth of religious bigots on the news. YOU HAVE NO PROOF AND KNOW NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!! :mad

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 16th, 2010, 02:32:12 PM
Hey Droo, did you hear that we're a Third World country according to some Vatican Cardinal?

Tear
Sep 16th, 2010, 02:37:09 PM
Newsflash for the Pope/Vatican: atheism isn't a disease, it's a choice, and not evil, and certainly not to be compared to the Nazis.

I'm sick to my back teeth of religious bigots on the news. YOU HAVE NO PROOF AND KNOW NO BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE!! :mad

Burn the witch!

Droo
Sep 16th, 2010, 02:43:08 PM
Hey Droo, did you hear that we're a Third World country according to some Vatican Cardinal?

Oh yes, I heard that one too, we're so Godless and immoral. Who do they even think they are?

Dee
Sep 16th, 2010, 07:02:10 PM
Burn the witch!
<dl><dd>Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?</dd><dd>Peasant: She looks like one.</dd><dd>[Crowd indistinctly shouts]</dd><dd>Bedevere: Bring her forward!</dd><dd>Girl: I'm not a witch.</dd><dd>Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...</dd><dd>Girl: They dressed me up like this. [Crowd murmurs]</dd><dd>Girl: And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.</dd><dd>Bedevere: [inspects the nose and confirms] Well?</dd><dd>Peasant: Well, we did do the nose.</dd><dd>Bedevere: The nose?</dd><dd>Peasant: And the hat. She's a witch!</dd><dd>Peasant Crowd: Burn her!</dd><dd>Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?</dd><dd>Peasant Crowd: No, no, no! [beat] Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.</dd><dd>Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?</dd><dd>Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt.</dd><dd>[Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]</dd><dd>Bedevere: A newt?</dd><dd>[Silence]</dd><dd>Peasant: Well, I got better.</dd><dd>Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!</dd></dl>

Morgan Evanar
Sep 16th, 2010, 07:37:18 PM
Dropped one of my math classes, no longer loosing sanity by the hour.

Rossos Atrapes
Sep 16th, 2010, 07:46:01 PM
I forgot how good a movie UP was. Doug reminds me of my dog.

Crusader
Sep 17th, 2010, 03:06:26 AM
Job interview today...another one and still no word from the company that told me that they want me...

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 17th, 2010, 11:22:29 AM
Now its time for so long... but we'll sing just one more song! Thanks for doing your part - you sure are smart! Y'know with me and you, and my dog Blue, we can do anything that we want to do!

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 17th, 2010, 12:32:25 PM
No drinks? No dancing?

Boo..

Mu Satach
Sep 17th, 2010, 02:31:10 PM
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Emelie Shadowstar
Sep 17th, 2010, 04:42:08 PM
Well played, Mudblood... well played.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 17th, 2010, 06:03:48 PM
This is the song that never ends....

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 17th, 2010, 06:04:55 PM
...it just goes on and on my friend!

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 17th, 2010, 06:11:14 PM
... some people started singing it not knowing what it was...

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 17th, 2010, 06:36:32 PM
And They'll Continue Singing It Forever Just Because

Mu Satach
Sep 17th, 2010, 06:56:24 PM
*grenade!*

Rossos Atrapes
Sep 17th, 2010, 07:48:50 PM
I wish I had microphone. I'm totally gonna forget this entire song, and I don't often make ones of this quality. But it does remind me why I love the guitar.

Dee
Sep 17th, 2010, 08:12:04 PM
Jason Bourne, I love you.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 17th, 2010, 08:18:02 PM
Sushi was had. And it was lovely :D

Sudoku
Sep 18th, 2010, 09:48:38 AM
Late night tiny chat drinking contests will be the death of me! >_<

Lilaena De'Ville
Sep 18th, 2010, 10:59:40 AM
So is a random pork like a one night stand with a total stranger?

Droo
Sep 18th, 2010, 11:11:18 AM
You dirty bitch.























Yes.

Captain Untouchable
Sep 18th, 2010, 12:56:36 PM
Today, I have been mostly playing with power tools.

:3

Rossos Atrapes
Sep 18th, 2010, 01:06:30 PM
"Remember my credo Timmy! Stay in school."

Xavier Synik
Sep 18th, 2010, 02:35:49 PM
Today, I have been mostly playing with power tools.

:3

There is nothing wrong wtih that... So long as you finish with the same number of fingers and toes that you started with.

Captain Untouchable
Sep 18th, 2010, 03:22:40 PM
I should have snapped a photo of my outfit - my dust mask / goggles combo looked somewhat superheroic with the slightly fourties swept back way my hair went this morning. All that was missing was a cape! :smokin

Ben Merasska
Sep 18th, 2010, 10:34:59 PM
I can't believe that I had forgotten my CT had come from AIRPLANE! That movie is hilarious.

"But they don't have any instruments!"

Lesai Ennix
Sep 19th, 2010, 01:14:37 AM
:pirate

Arr... I do believe that any and all postin' I be doin' today must be comin' from this here wench! Time to bring out the rum, lads!

Droo
Sep 19th, 2010, 02:41:15 AM
Ten days off work begins now. God bless us, everyone!

Chaz de Coventina
Sep 19th, 2010, 02:57:28 AM
Jealousssss.

Okay, okay, Droo, here's the deal: you give me your days off and I'll give you the futon in the office. Eh, eh?

Droo
Sep 19th, 2010, 03:24:02 AM
I do enjoy a good futon...

Captain Untouchable
Sep 19th, 2010, 09:57:05 AM
Oh. My. God.

Back to the Future? 25th Anniversary re-release in cinemas? Weekend after next?

Happy birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeee. :eee

Crusader
Sep 19th, 2010, 11:21:16 AM
My mom broke her shoulder today. She had a bicycle accident...
She will get surgery in 6 days. She won't be able to do her vacation in october that she booked the last week.
I feel terrible sorry for her. :(

I guess she will be in a horrible mood once she comes home from the hospital in a few hours since she was talking about this trip the whole week.

Well it could have been worse maybe we should be all thankfull since she was not wearing a helmet during the fall.

Chaz de Coventina
Sep 19th, 2010, 04:59:01 PM
That's terrible! :( Hugs to your momma and here's hoping for as speedy and thorough a recovery as possible. :hugs

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 20th, 2010, 02:15:26 PM
What did I do before this whole Windows 7 split screen thing?

Browsing and watching Supernatural ftw.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 20th, 2010, 04:38:16 PM
Rrrrramming speeeed!!!

Kala'ndryl Ryj
Sep 20th, 2010, 09:21:36 PM
Dune at 6:40am FTW!

Dee
Sep 20th, 2010, 09:56:24 PM
Made me giggle, this did:

4 members and 9 guests Dee (http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/member.php?u=5064), Dai (http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/member.php?u=5000), Dragon (http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/member.php?u=3662)

Zeven Ekkel
Sep 21st, 2010, 01:16:56 AM
Damnit, I bought one of those scam apps on my phone today for $10 because I wasn't reading. Why did I say OK? Ugh.

Crusader
Sep 21st, 2010, 03:23:56 AM
OK what have we learned last night? The hardest difficulty setting for Halo Reach is indeed difficult and hard.

Mu Satach
Sep 21st, 2010, 09:51:44 AM
Car horn going off out side the apartment at 5 : 30 AM = annoying.


Car horn blaring for 2hrs straight because police can't find owner = frustrating.


Whacking your forehead while getting into your own car due to sleep deprivation and general pissy attitude = priceless.

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 22nd, 2010, 01:00:44 AM
chocolate bread, where are you

Crusader
Sep 22nd, 2010, 01:51:13 AM
Curse you L4D Comic. Why did I have to read you all night long? I am not getting started this morning.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 22nd, 2010, 04:57:53 AM
Try not to scowl so hard you give yourself a headache. Like yesterday.

Anne Phoenix
Sep 22nd, 2010, 03:05:26 PM
Wondering if we're going to Mount Dora or Dade City for this Friday's workout session.

Anne Phoenix
Sep 22nd, 2010, 04:16:14 PM
So I'm sitting here wondering why my teeth were so sensitive at the last Dentist appointment, so I decide to go read the back label of the toothpaste that I've been using for the past two weeks. Apparently it actullay removes enamel instead of adding to or srengthening it, like I need, in order to promote a whiter smile. Fail good sir, fail. :|

Droo
Sep 22nd, 2010, 05:31:55 PM
That was Rose! That was Rose! :eee

Chaz de Coventina
Sep 23rd, 2010, 04:31:50 AM
One of these days I will get to bed before midnight.

... and that day will come after I have no more BSG to watch.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 23rd, 2010, 04:55:33 AM
That was Rose! That was Rose! :eee

I heard about her on NPR yesterday; they did a whole story on her and what she did, what happened to her, all of it. What an amazing woman!

Droo
Sep 23rd, 2010, 05:53:54 AM
I think we're thinking of different Roses. :)

Captain Untouchable
Sep 23rd, 2010, 08:08:37 AM
I guess you got to Season 4, huh, Droo? ;)

Abarai Loki
Sep 23rd, 2010, 08:12:52 AM
Double post. Foolish phone!

Abarai Loki
Sep 23rd, 2010, 08:15:11 AM
No no, she was on the screen of the TARDIS for a split second! :eek

Edit: nice edit, don't worry, you didn't spoil anything. :)

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 23rd, 2010, 08:34:12 AM
:Colbert I swear you boys better not be spoiling stuff for me...

Chaz de Coventina
Sep 23rd, 2010, 03:07:17 PM
Ugh, leave me alone, immigration officials. I have been nothing but a law-abiding citizen.


(... except in Hyères but we can all just forget about that, can't we? :uhoh)

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 23rd, 2010, 07:12:01 PM
I think we're thinking of different Roses. :)

Apparently :p Hell of a coincidence though!

Rossos Atrapes
Sep 23rd, 2010, 07:30:30 PM
If I don't do a good job, please don't tell me after I've gone on two rooms and have assumed they were good. And don't act like I haven't done anything in there either; staying in there til midnight to do a crappy job grates on my nerves anyway.

Chaz de Coventina
Sep 23rd, 2010, 08:39:41 PM
Just when my cynicism starts to rear it's ugly head, some kindly soul does something that benefits them not a whit and bolsters my hope that ultimately people are inherently good.

Nathanial K'cansce
Sep 23rd, 2010, 09:35:53 PM
So warm. no likey.

Chaz de Coventina
Sep 23rd, 2010, 10:15:07 PM
Hypothetical question: does it make me a nerd to pretend to be Kara Thrace when I am running so that I feel tougher and go farther? ^_^;

Pierce Tondry
Sep 23rd, 2010, 10:24:53 PM
Hypothetical yes: YESSSSSSSS NERDGIRLLLLL

Chaz de Coventina
Sep 24th, 2010, 01:48:35 AM
So then I guess I will not mention the part in this elaborately constructed fantasy where when I reach the tall grass section of the trail (on occupied Caprica) Cylons burst out of the treeline and start firing, forcing me to drop and roll down the hill (as I am out of ammo) to the hidden bush path below and loop an extra half-mile around until I get to a safe section of the main route again and can carry on down to the beach where I can send a distress signal to Galactica in the hopes that they will send a recon team to retrieve my battered and war-weary self.

Why yes I am 26, tyvm.

Rossos Atrapes
Sep 24th, 2010, 06:08:03 AM
Don't worry about it; I still have to fight the urge to pretend to be Michelangelo whenever I watch the TMNT movies. 1 and 2, I mean. Not that silly time-travelling one.

Crusader
Sep 24th, 2010, 06:43:10 AM
Hey guys didn't you know that I am an O.D.S.T. now and then when I need to act tough. :D

Rossos Atrapes
Sep 24th, 2010, 01:33:51 PM
Stephen Colbert, just when you seem to be as ridiculous as you can be, you go before a Senate subcommittee and get even more ridiculous. And serious?! What next? How can you top this? Oh yeah; the 'Keep Fear Alive' rally. Nevermind.

Nathanial K'cansce
Sep 26th, 2010, 08:37:20 AM
Two bachelor parties in one night? Without a hangover the next morning!? Check and mate. :cool:

Crusader
Sep 26th, 2010, 08:58:17 AM
Is a resurrection ship nearby? I would like to shoot myself so that I can skip this hangover.

Pierce Tondry
Sep 26th, 2010, 09:12:37 AM
Two bachelor parties in one night? Without a hangover the next morning!? Check and mate. :cool:

You're either still drunk and can't tell, or you didn't drink enough.

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Sep 26th, 2010, 10:37:28 AM
How much do you remember of each bachelor party? That is key.

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 27th, 2010, 10:35:29 AM
Once a douche, always a douche :|

Rossos Atrapes
Sep 27th, 2010, 10:49:37 AM
Once a douche, always a douche :|

...Douché.

Xavier Synik
Sep 27th, 2010, 11:23:24 AM
^ :lol

I'm bored... tired... and hungry... Unfortunately can only solve 2 out of the three at any one time...

Emelie Shadowstar
Sep 27th, 2010, 11:52:37 AM
...can't make iced coffee.
Might be too effing HOT for regular coffee.

Ok peoples, I know some of you have snow where you live already *eyes Sums* ...SEND IT. I know it won't actually snow here, but come ON. It's like... 11am and it's already 106! :cry Where the fuck is my autumn weather?

Dasquian Belargic
Sep 27th, 2010, 12:22:07 PM
Dean Winchester, Angelfucker

Xavier Synik
Sep 27th, 2010, 01:42:07 PM
...can't make iced coffee.
Might be too effing HOT for regular coffee.

Ok peoples, I know some of you have snow where you live already *eyes Sums* ...SEND IT. I know it won't actually snow here, but come ON. It's like... 11am and it's already 106! :cry Where the fuck is my autumn weather?


I do not have snow already... :colbert At least a couple more months for that.

Nathanial K'cansce
Sep 27th, 2010, 03:40:31 PM
How much do you remember of each bachelor party? That is key.

I think I remember most everything... but I'll be damned if I can put the events into the correct chronological order of their happenings.

Mu Satach
Sep 27th, 2010, 03:51:52 PM
No I do not need to hear what your personal opinion of someone else is and why they are a pain in your ass.

Be gone! I'm software testing dammit! I don't care about your interpersonal office gossip drama. >_<

Emelie Shadowstar
Sep 27th, 2010, 04:56:02 PM
I do not have snow already... :colbert At least a couple more months for that.

You lie! McGee said there was snow in Canada in September. :colbert