SW-Fans Episode ???: The Wrath Of The Opening Crawls

[Kale]

Write an opening crawl for your current RPs! Three brief paragraphs, grandiose language, plenty of CAPITAL LETTERS. Go!


CAT SCRATCH FEVER (http://sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?t=21189)

Crime and debauchery abound in the darkened streets of Imperial Bespin. SAARRREEAA RAURRSSAATTA and RAI'RAA ANJUMI, Cizerack partners in crime, roam the bars of Cloud City in search of ill-gotten gain.

Unwittingly, Jedi expatriate KALE, who has turned his Force powers to a life of crime, has caught the eye of one of these feline felons, who burns in the throes of KREE-RROU.

The shroud of the Empire falls over Cloud City, but even Imperial occupation cannot halt these thieves' tireless quest for BOOTY...

[Taataani Meorrrei]

STAR WARS


EPISODE A LOT
COST OF DOING BUSINESS

It is a dangerous time for HOUSE MEORRREI. Bogged down by
her own success, the house matron TAATAANI MEORRREI must look
into hiring outside security forces to secure her household from the
jealous and the financially insecure vagabonds of the galaxy.

Against the advice of her most trusted manservant,
she seeks the services of a gun for hire named RAWLSTON QUINN,
and his galactic bodyguard company.

Unbeknownst to Taataani but knownst to us,
a terrible struggle within House Meorrrei threatens to endanger
this job interview and cast Mr. Quinn's employment status into question.
The terrible hellion DAANARRI MEORRREI, angry at having to
stay home, has put A PIECE OF GUM into the hair of her little brother
ARRUUKO MEORRREI, threatening to shatter the tentative
domestic peace and tranquility of the house.

[Serena Laran]

STAR WARS

Episode 21180 (http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/showthread.php?t=21180)
SHADOWS OF THE REPUBLIC: THE WILDERNESS


It is the middle of the CLONE WARS, and the TECHNO UNION is closing in
on the planet XAGOBAH, the front line for the contested MAYAGIL SECTOR.
Padawan SOL IMAN and his squad of CLONE TROOPERS are scouting the
advancing SEPARATIST lines as the REPUBLIC forces prepare for retreat.

SERENA LARAN has uncovered evidence of a Separatist BIO-WEAPON,
a virus currently afflicting the planet's native XAMSTERS.
She and SOL must get her notes to the REPUBLIC BASE if they are going to be
any help against the rising threat.

Traveling through the fetid fungal forests, the two PADAWANS
soon fall under the influence of this strange illness.
PASSIONS run high as traditional JEDI control begins to fall by the wayside...