What If Jaws Was Made Today?

[Rutabaga]

What's scary about this is that it's just too damn true. O_o

http://chud.com/articles/articles/23893/1/WHAT-IF-JAWS-WAS-MADE-TODAY/Page1.html

[Dasquian Belargic]

Even worse, imagine what A New Hope would be like... Zac Efron as Luke Skywalker and Ryan Reynolds as Han Solo :lol

[Rutabaga]

Oh geez, I just ate my lunch and now I think I'm gonna barf. :x :lol :x

[Dasquian Belargic]

On the upside, we would probably get someone like Liam Neeson as Obi-Wan! :lol

[Sanis Prent]

In his defense, Ryan Reynolds could probably actually do a good job as Han Solo.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Who can we cast as Leia in this reboot of ours?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh god, whats-her-face!!! The chick from Fanboys :D

[Liam Jinn]

Kristen Bell?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

YES.

She has to be Leia.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I would watch the hell out of that!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Of course, truth be told we've already seen her in the only version of Leia that's worth seeing. If only she could do all the Leia scenes in that slave bikini outfit :yum

[Miranda Tarkin]

:yum: I second Jenny's notion

[Lilaena De'Ville]

In his defense, Ryan Reynolds could probably actually do a good job as Han Solo.

This. I was first like "haha awful" and then I thought about it and yeah, he'd be a kick ass Han Solo, lol!

[Crusader]

Darth Vader would be dubbed by Samuel L. Jackson and Udo Waltz (Inglorious Basterds) would be Grand Moff Tarkin. Just imagine him telling Leia in his very polite manner that he is about to blow up Alderaan!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Gary Oldman has to be in this somehow :colbert

[Sanis Prent]

Snoop Dizzle for Lando

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

No way man. Dave Chappelle.

[Sanis Prent]

Dave Chappelle is obv Chewbacca

"Get in there you big oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

"Oh, what, this because I look like some bipedal dog? Because I, in theory, sniff some other wookiee's ass, you think 'Shucks that thar Wookiee be all up in some trash'. FUCK YOU, Han Solo, I didn't even wanna come on this fuckin Death Star!"

[Crusader]

Lando should be played by a Latino/Spanish actor like Antonio Banderas or Vin Diesel although they would probably be too old for Lando.

[Crusader]

Gary Oldman has to be in this somehow :colbert

Well Gary Oldman could play the Emperor or Jabba the Hutt although this role would most likely fall to Andy Serkis.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

bahaha George Lopez for Lando!



Of course, we could just stick with Billy Dee. Don't matter how old the man gets, he'll always ALWAYS be Lando :D



ninja-edit - I was think Oldman for the Emperor also :)

[Crusader]

I think Chewbacca would be a female furry alien that would be less like a dog and more like a cat.