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[Stela'shlit'nuruodo]

Hello all you Imperials.

Lash will be visiting soon and I was wanting to make sure his accommodations were ready once he arrives.

[Park Kraken]

one airloc...umm....Grand Admiral chair ready to be used!

[Stela'shlit'nuruodo]

Does that Chair have suede Padding or leather?

[Park Kraken]

Padding? That's Rebel talk.

Bantha wool stuffed cushions, with Quarren silk coverings.

[Stela'shlit'nuruodo]

are the stitches woven with the finest Bothan hair and treated with the blood of a thousand wookiees?

[Karl Valten]

One thousand and one wookies to be exact.

[Park Kraken]

And the bonus package comes with a portable toilet seat covering made of the finest sheared Ewok fur that has the same stitches and treatment.

[Stela'shlit'nuruodo]

Truly a Thrown fit for a Grand Admiral. What of the recreational needs? How do the Grand and affluent play in this new Empire? The Seating is superb, But one can not stay seated durring the down times. Between Torturing the occupationally inept rebel spy, who could not help but get caught. To Razing a world for pausing to declare themselves loyal Imperials. What sort of recreational program does the empire have prepared?

[Tear]

Ewok punt and the Jawa toss.

[Stela'shlit'nuruodo]

Let make the ewoks and the jawas fight to the death!

[Park Kraken]

Yes, that is another event we have scheduled. One hundred Ewoks versus One hundred Jawas for a fight to the death. The surviving team will be allowed to board a large escape pod onboard a space station. But, the combat will occur while the space station is slowly filling up with acid, so time is a factor! The escape pod is programmed to fly into the closest star, so the surviving team will have the benefit of dying a very nice and fast death.

[Stela'shlit'nuruodo]

Very good. I will bring some of the finest Elisian brandy chilled in the deepest Ice on Csilla, and a troupe of Contortionist from the moons of Sarvchi.