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Crusader
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:26:28 PM
This thread is supposed to be the ultimate minefield for people who don't want to get spoiled. So go ahead and post the worst spoilers in movie history while avoiding to read the other peoples spoilers.
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BTW I know that this makes no sense at all!
Crusader
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:27:08 PM
Darth Vader is Luke's father
Crusader
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:27:38 PM
Leia is Luke's sister
Crusader
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:28:25 PM
Edward Norten is Brad Pitt in fight club!
Crusader
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:29:26 PM
Bruce Willis is a ghost in the sixth sense!
Crusader
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:31:15 PM
Samuel L. Jackson is the villain in unbreakable
Emelie Shadowstar
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:36:39 PM
Verbal (Kevin Spacey) is Keyser Söze!! :eek
Captain Untouchable
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:38:45 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio dies in Titanic
Captain Untouchable
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:40:54 PM
Spock dies at the end of Wrath of Khan - sorry, Liz. :(
Emelie Shadowstar
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:41:31 PM
Detective David Mills becomes Wrath when he kills John Doe, who represents Envy! Ohnoes! ...btw... wife's head is in the box.
Captain Untouchable
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:43:21 PM
Tommy is the Green Ranger, and he's evil.
Emelie Shadowstar
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:43:31 PM
And because it MUST be said...

Snape kills Dumbledore. :p
Captain Untouchable
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:44:46 PM
Oh, and Colonel Tigh is a "frakkin' Cylon", making my avatar hilariously ironic. So is his wife. And Chief Tyrol. And Anders. And that annoying bitch who no one cares about.

Also, Earth isn't Earth. The proper Earth was made by Cylons. The fake Earth, which we all live on, was covered in cave men, who made sweet sweet monkey love to the Colonials. We are all part Cylon. Head Baltar is an angel. Galactica is the Opera House. Fuck knows what Kara is.
Captain Untouchable
Feb 27th, 2010, 03:54:36 PM
ET goes home.
Tear
Feb 27th, 2010, 04:17:31 PM
This is a Pandora's box right here. No good will come of this.
Captain Untouchable
Feb 27th, 2010, 04:28:00 PM
If that's the ending of the thread... doesn't that count as a spoiler?
Crusader
Feb 27th, 2010, 04:58:59 PM
Two girls one cup is not about a coffee break!
Darth Turbogeek
Feb 27th, 2010, 05:58:25 PM
This thread is worthless
Crusader
Feb 27th, 2010, 06:35:23 PM
^^You got it!
Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 27th, 2010, 09:16:29 PM
I was going to post the Kyzer Soze one! I can't even spell it.
Atreyu
Feb 28th, 2010, 02:16:22 AM
Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde are the same person.

(of course, it's been so spoiled for over a century now that people forget it was originally supposed to be a surprise ending)