Muscle for hire

[Vinthern Longstar]

Brawn looking for some brains. Anyone need a thug?

[Alexander Tur'enne]

I've got brains, and I'd certainly like to get my hands on some of your brawn... :mischief

[Leeadra Longstar]

Behave yourself, Mr. Tur'enne or I'll see you thrown out an airlock. :p

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Sorry, Councillor. It's just... well... that son of yours is rather dashing... :mischief

[Serrena Alcine]

Mr. Longstar...I presume that the proper amount of credits will buy your absolute...discretion?

[Leeadra Longstar]

Sorry, Councillor. It's just... well... that son of yours is rather dashing... :mischief

...My... son? Try deadbeat brother-in-law. |I

I need to call in that favor Van-Derveld owes me. Someone is asking to vanish without a trace...

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Brother-in-law? Good lord... either there's quite an age gap between your husband and his brother, or ...

...not that I'm calling you... uh... old or anything... Miss... uh... Councillor... ^_^;

[Leeadra Longstar]

:shakefist

[Serrena Alcine]

*unholsters her verpine shatter blaster*

This could accidentally fire and hit him...

[Grace Van-Derveld]

(sighs)

I heard my name mentioned.

[Vinthern Longstar]

You want me to sort the kid out, Leea?

[Leeadra Longstar]

I don't think that's necessary Miss Alcine... yet.

Ah, Grace, there you are. It seems the situation is currently under control...

No Vinny, I don't think it'll be necessary. Yet.

...darn. :lol

[Talus Longstar]

Brother-in-law? Good lord... either there's quite an age gap between your husband and his brother, or ...

Careful with that thin ice you're treading on, Tur'enne ;) Hell hath no fury like a Corellian woman scorned.

[Alluria Tur'enne]

You think I would have taught him better :ohno

[Reinhart Thul]

You raised him as best you could :hug

[Grace Van-Derveld]

:|

(goes to find Jamo to frell)

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

You raised him as best you could :hug

Get your hands off my mother, you Imperial bastard! :verymad

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Oh, uh... hi, mom. :uhoh

I guess now would be a good time to mention that, uh...

I'm gay.

Sorry. ^_^;

[Corell Capstan]

Hell hath no fury like a Corellian woman scorned.

Take note.

[Serrena Alcine]

*shrugs & puts the blaster away* Pity.

Mrs. Tur'enne, I'm sure it wasn't your fault. I'm told he's particularly blessed with the ability to open mouth and insert foot.

[Maxx Elgrin]

Oh, uh... hi, mom. :uhoh

I guess now would be a good time to mention that, uh...

I'm gay.

Sorry. ^_^;

:wave Greetings ... ;)

[Reinhart Thul]

Get your hands off my mother, you Imperial bastard! :verymad

I'm.. so very sorry.


:ohno

[Alluria Tur'enne]

Oh, uh... hi, mom. :uhoh

I guess now would be a good time to mention that, uh...

I'm gay.

Sorry. ^_^;

You are?

You simply must bring your boyfriend over for dinner some day! :3

...Charlie... be nice.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

I'm.. so very sorry.


:ohno

...Why are you apologizing to me? |I

This is... some sort of trick, isn't it?

You're lucky Cresh Company is GONE. Or I'd call them in to remove your arms properly this time! >D

[Vinthern Longstar]

Remember: you can't spell thug without hug.

[Captain Untouchable]

Aww... nuts. >_<

[Mara Tallen]

Oh, uh... hi, mom. :uhoh

I guess now would be a good time to mention that, uh...

I'm gay.

Sorry. ^_^;*arches a brow & smiles*

Uh huh.

[Talus Longstar]

*shakes his head*

Vinny.. what horrible can of worms have you opened, here?

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Oh, uh... hi, mom. :uhoh

I guess now would be a good time to mention that, uh...

I'm gay.

Sorry. ^_^;

You are?

You simply must bring your boyfriend over for dinner some day! :3

...Charlie... be nice.

You... aren't... disappointed? ^_^;

I thought you'd be mad, what with never having any grandkids.

I mean, lets face it: no one'll ever be stupid enough to settle down with Lottie... :uhoh



:wave Greetings ... ;)

Oh... uh... hey. How you doin'? ;)

[Maxx Elgrin]

Better, now that you're here ;)

[Alluria Tur'enne]

You... aren't... disappointed? ^_^;

I thought you'd be mad, what with never having any grandkids.

I mean, lets face it: no one'll ever be stupid enough to settle down with Lottie... :uhoh
Darling, you are my son. You haven't disappointed me, ever. :)
...stop being so mean to your sister, though. Besides... I have heard rumors she has been hanging around some... boy... Starborn or other? She should bring him to dinner too. *nods*

[Mara Tallen]

*shakes her head & saunters off*

[Taataani Meorrrei]

That dependss, jI need jyou to be sseen and not hearrd, forrda.

[Regulus Starborn]

Stars damned, what is all this jibber-jabber.

[Maxx Elgrin]

Does that mean I get to come over for dinner? ;)

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

MO-OM. >: Who the frak told you THAT? For that matter...who the hell told ANYONE?

*eyes the Col.* LIES, Sir. All... LIES.

[Celeste Starborn]

What... interesting acquaintances you have, Leeadra.

[Alluria Tur'enne]

Does that mean I get to come over for dinner? ;)
Of course! We'd be happy to have you over, Maxx!

[Leeadra Longstar]

What... interesting acquaintances you have, Leeadra.
They have their uses.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Does that mean I get to come over for dinner? ;)
Of course! We'd be happy to have you over, Maxx!

Mom... did you just... set me up with a date with a hot guy?



:glomp I love you, mommy. :love



Better, now that you're here ;)

Aww, and ain't you just the sweetest? :love

[Maxx Elgrin]

Great. I look forward to meeting you all.

And Alex ... :glomp be seeing you soon ;)

[Mara Tallen]

There just isn't enough alcohol in this system.

[Torrsk Oruo'rel]

Leeadra my dear; the antics that you humans permit your cubs to get up to never ceases to be a source of both amusement and frustration for me.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Great. I look forward to meeting you all.

And Alex ... :glomp be seeing you soon ;)

Not soon enough. :ohno

[Dasquian Belargic]

So, this is what the Advisory Council get up to when they're not condemning me to death - excellent!

[Torrsk Oruo'rel]

Dasquian - I thought you were dead.

...You look good.


Not surprising that Alliance Intelligence had us so incorrectly informed, of course. I suppose that's the Rebellion's blunder, for not leaving such things in the hands of us infinately more capable and qualified Bothans.

[Asha Vendax]

Certainly wouldn't have happened if I'd been on the assignment.

*eyes narrow*

Amazing what they'll let some of the useless agents do these days.

[Dashiel Starborn]

I don't see you hurling yourself out of a mid-crash on-fire drop-shuttle, to almost certain death, all in the name of saving the (largely ungrateful) people of Bothawui.

[Asha Vendax]

There you are, Starborn.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

I don't see you hurling yourself out of a mid-crash on-fire drop-shuttle, to almost certain death, all in the name of saving the (largely ungrateful) people of Bothawui.

Damn right, Blue Sauce. :smokin

[Alluria Tur'enne]

Oh my goodness.. Charlie, is this the boy I keep hearing about? He sounds so brave! :3 Oh, you have done my Corellian little heart proud, dear.

[Dashiel Starborn]

Hi there, Mrs. Tur'enne :D

[Regulus Starborn]

Boy, you better wipe that grin off your face >:

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Hi there, Mrs. Tur'enne :D
Don't you go encouraging her! :twak

It isn't like that!

*eyes Xander* Why do I get the feeling this is your fault.

[Torrsk Oruo'rel]

No, Agent Starborn. I was in orbit, leading the boarding operation aboard the Star Destroyer Challenger, trying to fight my way through a far larger contingent of Imperial soldiers than you and your young blonde associate ever faced.

And perhaps the people of Bothawui would be more greatful, if the same degree of fratitude was shown towards us for the saccrifices we made in uncovering the secrets of the second Death Star. How quickly you humans forget what that cost us...

[Salvo Starborn]

Where's my fahkin' invite to this family get t'gether, eh?

[Alluria Tur'enne]

*eyes Salvo*... well at least she got the right one, I suppose. :p

[Alexander Tur'enne]

Hi there, Mrs. Tur'enne :D
Don't you go encouraging her! :twak

It isn't like that!

*eyes Xander* Why do I get the feeling this is your fault.


Don't blame me, sis: I just came out to our parents. Mom came up with this whole dinner thing on her own. :ohno

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

...*forehead slap*

[Mara Tallen]

*snickers*

[Salvo Starborn]

Wha's th' problem, dahlin'? :smokin

[Jane Starborn]

Ok so how am I related to you, Salvo?

Too many new characters!

[Alluria Tur'enne]

Wha's th' problem, dahlin'? :smokin
Oh, nothing. You roughians have a certain charm to you as well... I suppose.

[Reinhart Thul]

Wha's th' problem, dahlin'? :smokin
Oh, nothing. You roughians have a certain charm to you as well... I suppose.

Is that so... ;)

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Mom...just... stop. ._.

Shouldn't you be off keeping Dad busy or something?

[Celeste Starborn]

Ok so how am I related to you, Salvo?

Too many new characters!

That - unfortunately - would be your cousin, dear. Poor young Dashiel's brother.

[Alluria Tur'enne]

Is that so... ;)
I claim innocence, Mister Thul.

Now now, Charlie... your father and I spent plenty of time together. Unless you would like to me to describe our last vacation in detail? It was a very lovely hotel we stayed in, especially the bed room....

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

GAH! No! That's more than enough! *grumbles*

...And YOU! Thully! I thought I told you to stay away from her >:

[Jane Starborn]

Ok so how am I related to you, Salvo?

Too many new characters!

That - unfortunately - would be your cousin, dear. Poor young Dashiel's brother.
You'd think with my eidetic memory I would have known that. :uhoh

[Taataani Meorrrei]

K nevermind then