Longtime no see

[Malice Draclau]

Not sure if anyone here remembers me but I joined SW-Fans 10-11 years ago. Joined TSO under the name Gengar13, I was trained by Live Wire.

I see quite a few familiar names here. Anyone remember me?

[Dasquian Belargic]

Well, if it isn't the ancient one himself... :mneh

Stick around, huh? ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I remember you. :) I did at least one of your training threads at TSO, along with Kahn whosiwhatsit.

Welcome, welcome!

[Nathanial K'cansce]

:Poke wat up, yo.

[Malice Draclau]

I plan on sticking around. and LD, I know you did Kahns training, but we were both trained by Live Wire heh.

Hey wassup Nathanial.

so how is everyone?

Ohh yeah and thanks to Dasquian for giving me the link back to this place. Lost it years ago.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I did a thread with both of you! I promise! :mneh

[Malice Draclau]

Hmmm was it that thread you had Kahn fight a Rancor lol.

Either way i'd like to do a rank transfer if its possible. seeing so many old names I feel like rping again....plus I need time away from Yuku and drama at other boards hah.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Yuku? Drama llamas?

Yeah, we don't have any of those things here. :)

I'm not a mod anymore but since your training happened here and is well documented I don't think a rank transfer is a problem under our rules.

(Oh, well, we had a lot of drama back in the day, IC http://www.sw-fans.net/archive/forum/showthread.php?threadid=17723&perpage=50 I forgot completely about this thread >D but I found it while trying to find the thread with you and Kahn. And no, not the thread with the rancor I swear there was another one. Can't find it though! Oh well!)

[Droo]

Allo there, I remember your name but I'm curious, were you in TSC under a different name?

[Liam Jinn]

Wha? More people?

[Malice Draclau]

wow, can't believe threads still exist from that long ago lol. You've got a gold mine here. Well Malice has been a Sith Master since....03-04 Me thinks.

I'd love to come back here so once an admin gives me the ok.....Gengar13 A.K.A Malice Draclau is home.

[Quietus]

Why hello there Malice. Fancy seeing you here.

[Malice Draclau]

Hello Quietus...do I know you?

And sorry Droo didn't see your post. At TSC I was there under a different account (Syndell Draclau) who is this current chars sister. I believe I made it to Sith Knight at TSC with her. She was trained by Dalamar, the vamp sith....who also made her a vamp sith heh.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Yes I remember you from waaaaaaay back

[Malice Draclau]

Hey Taataani, neat name. Did i know you under a different one?

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Probably Sanis Prent or Lounge Lizard

[Darth Turbogeek]

Have a Jedi Toilet Duck on the house.

[Malice Draclau]

SANIS PRENT...........the business guy right? I do believe I got into a fight with you, and another sith. and you were shooting some crazy bullets at me.

*Eyes Turbogeek*

I hope it sinks when you flush it.

[Kassandra Distorith]

MALICE!

*tackles*

!!!

*bites*

Where in the hell have you been?!

[Malice Draclau]

*Bear hugs Sevitia*

I had heard you were here. I missed you. how are you?

as for me, i'm feeling better now that I found here again. TGC is so not the place I fell in love with way back when its saddening. so much bullcrap going on there.

[Anubis Starkiller]

And it would seem that I have followed my old friend back to his roots...hes right, TGC is too much drama these days.

For those of you that remember me from TGC, like a few that I may recognize, don't be holding a grudge for some crap that happened in the past....if it will make you feel better, you can hit me with a stick...maybe.

On TGC, I held the rank of Sith Master. Can't access TGC right now as its refusing to connect to Yuku, otherwise I would be able to prove it.

[Malice Draclau]

if it helps any I can vouche for his Master Rank. know a couple others here can vouche for it as well.

[Dasquian Belargic]

As with Malice and Garith, tranfers will be considered but as SWFans has a different timeline to TGC, a little character tweaking may be necessary. We will try to make that as painless as possible though ;)

(:wave Anubis... *is Vega*)

[Anubis Starkiller]

Wow man, haven't seen you in quite a while, thought you dropped off the face of the Earth. How you been?

[Jack Daniels]

.................

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

SANIS PRENT...........the business guy right? I do believe I got into a fight with you, and another sith. and you were shooting some crazy bullets at me.

*Eyes Turbogeek*

I hope it sinks when you flush it.

(same guy here, different nic)

Yep that's me. Not as frequently into the whole shooting force users thing as much now. The pay sucks and the overhead for the ammo is too expensive.

[Kassandra Distorith]

I've missed you too, Malice :) and I'm glad you're here. We can wreak havoc together again!

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Anubis! *hugs* You too? Sweet - nice to see you again, babe :)

[Shadow Storm]

I plan on sticking around. and LD, I know you did Kahns training, but we were both trained by Live Wire heh.

Hey wassup Nathanial.

so how is everyone?

Ohh yeah and thanks to Dasquian for giving me the link back to this place. Lost it years ago.

I'll believe it when I see it. o_O

[Dasquian Belargic]

:twak Kraken


Wow man, haven't seen you in quite a while, thought you dropped off the face of the Earth. How you been?

I'm good thanks! Keeping myself busy ;) You?

[Anubis Starkiller]

Wow, Sae, I thought you had harsh feelings for me after RIP, my failed Faction from TGC...hmm, good to see you have let the past go.

*hugs back*

[Kassandra Distorith]

Honestly, I did for a short while, but I got over it. Just glad to see you back :)

I may even have an apprentice for either you or Malice...*searches*...where the hell did I put Firenne...

[Anubis Starkiller]

I am always up to training again. Its been a while since I had one of true worth.

Good to see that you don't hate me for my misgivings anymore, as I blame myself for RIP's downfall.

[Dasquian Belargic]

No hate here. Leave the dramas at the door :mneh

[Anubis Starkiller]

Good to hear, maybe we can start our own little group again, call it the Old Folks Home...lol

[Firenne Khapst]

Kass: Oh lord, don't even get me started...I still feel ancient around 9/10 of TGCers *sigh*

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*is shoved forward* Woman, I'm going to skin you for that...

[Malice Draclau]

*eyes Shadow storm*

hehe point taken. But not to worries. I was going to retire Malice from rping because I no longer had my muse. but being here again, seeing old friends, and just feeling the all around good vibes of this place makes me want to rp.

Thats all I want after 10 long years of rping....a place I can go to to enjoy writing without the drama.....unless its part of the story. Besides, I need to get my quality of writing back to how it used to be. I suck now.

[Jack Daniels]

Good Vibes or Vibrations?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

We're spry old geezers in this nursing home, we are ;)

[Firenne Khapst]

Oh we're spry alright *snickers*

[Malice Draclau]

well Mr. JD.....good vibrations and good vibes all around.

I didn't know you came over here. When did you disappear from TGC lol.

[Jack Daniels]

-vogue poses in JDgreatness-

Get on Aim foo'!

[Malice Draclau]

I am on Foo

[Jack Daniels]

I know foo'

-puffs out his chest-

[Anubis Starkiller]

You guys are goofy, you know that?

[Firenne Khapst]

You just figuring this out now? :p

[Jack Daniels]

We ain't not no there goofy

[Firenne Khapst]

Wow. Eloquent.

*wanders off to find a conversation worth her time*

[Anubis Starkiller]

Sounds good...

[Firenne Khapst]

*takes Anubis with her*

[Malice Draclau]

Meebo is now being stubborn and refuses to let me on.

[Anubis Starkiller]

Just use AIM, its wonky and bad but its decent in a pinch.

*vanishes with Firenne*

[Firenne Khapst]

Malice, you heathen...hit me up on AIM. Bloodydecadence.

*locks the door behind Anubis*

[Quietus]

Malice this is Silencia. :P

[Jack Daniels]

No you're not. Stop lying.

[Anubis Starkiller]

Yes...nothing but LIES

[Firenne Khapst]

*face-palm*

Useless. The lot of you men.

[Quietus]

*curb stomps*

Firenne...what say we go hunt down some men worthy of our time?

[Jack Daniels]

The dead beat dads are in the projects that way!

-points-

[Firenne Khapst]

That's the best offer I've had in ages, Sila. *nods*

I'll summon transportation.

*snaps her fingers to summon the limo and driver*

[Quietus]

Oooo, snazzy. I've never been in a limo before. :)

[Serrena Alcine]

I've got more money than I know what to do with, darlin'...and its the only way to travel ;)

[Malice Draclau]

*Arrives in a Victory class Star Destroyer*

You wanna ride that little toy.....or this sexy beast.

[Anubis Starkiller]

We need to hash out our past for an RP, Malice...get on AIM.

[Quietus]

You lucky ducky.

*hops in the limo and immediately raids the booze and wine compartment*

[Fidavar Veir]

I've got more money than I know what to do with, darlin'...and its the only way to travel ;)


*Arrives in a Victory class Star Destroyer*

You wanna ride that little toy.....or this sexy beast.

Now meself, I'm of a verrah fairm b'leif that Miss Alcine knows what she's likin' to ride, and t'aint you.

[Serrena Alcine]

*purrs at Fidavar* ;)

Compensating for something, Malice?

[Quietus]

*squeels* He's got an ACCENT!

Get IN this limo RIGHT NOW! *grabs Fidavar* You can sit right here, next to ME. :D

[Ettagar Veir]

*looks back from the driver's seat of the limo*

Oh, Fid! Glad te see ye've come 'round!

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

Oy. *sigh*

[Quietus]

:D

:D :D :D

Are your limos always filled with so much glee?!

[Serrena Alcine]

Of course.

Would you expect anything less from me? ;)

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Who wants a moustache rrjide. You know. Theorretjically. jI don't grrow a grreat one. A ljittle thjin jin the mjiddle...

Hypothetjical moustache!!!

(flexes)

[Ettagar Veir]

Aye, she's Miss Alcine, and by virtue o' the fact tha' she still graces me bunk wall in sev'ral places from sev'ral issues means tha' I am more'n happy te help her whene'er she needs it.

[Serrena Alcine]

*kisses Ettagar's cheek & settles herself up front*

Think you'll be alright back there, darlings?

*winks at Cirr* If Lyanie wouldn't try to kill me, I might not be averse to a demonstration.

[Quietus]

Ohhh I'm just dandy!

*shoves a drink at Fid* Bottoms up!

[Ben Merasska]

(Ben jumps out from behind a corner with a recording device)

AHA! CAUGHT YOU, YOU SNIVELLING CHEATING FRIEND HURTER!

...Now I'm going to run away before you kill me.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

You girls behave yourself now... I've made a new years resolution to stop bailing my employees out of jail. The budget for such a thing was getting too big. >_< That and I wasn't even getting to get in on the fun they were getting in trouble FOR!

[Serrena Alcine]

*reaches over & thwaps Ben*

Sheesh...he hasn't done anything yet. Lighten up, honey.

[Ben Merasska]

(Scratches his jaw sheepishly)

Eheheheheh. Maybe. But I'm watchin' you, Cirr. You hurt my friend, and... well... I can't do anything about it. But mark my words!

[Mara Tallen]

Don't worry, Ben.

He hurts Lyanie, I'll handle him for you.

[Sanis Prent]

Cirr's a boyscout. Let him get his tip wet.

Speaking of...sup :smokin

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Nine Hells, Tallen... don't you have better things to be doing that defending the honor of some silly mechanic girl that can surely take care of herself?

You know.. like straightening out my brother?

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE)

[Serasai Onashi]

Nine Hells, Tallen... don't you have better things to be doing that defending the honor of that mechanic?

You know.. like straightening out my brother?

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE)

Charlie, I don't think anything can make your brother straight again. Boy's as crooked as a U-turn.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Please don't ljisten to Sanjis. Look, what Lyanjie and jI do...that's nobody's busjiness okay?

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Charlie, I don't think anything can make your brother straight again. Boy's as crooked as a U-turn.

...unless apparently he gets in a fight with me. Then he goes running off to the good ol Captain there :rolleyes

[Sanis Prent]

The fuck it isn't. It better be my business. I'd better know the same morning, all the details you sly motherfucker. That's like...uh...the code of freighter jockeys and shit.

I mean as long as you don't fling her panties into a wing strut servo box and fuck up my traversion I figure it's all fair.

[Mara Tallen]

Woman, its a fine art. Give me time.

*eyes Sanis & smiles*

[Taataani Meorrrei]

jI'm jusst glad mjy babjy Cirr found ssomeone.

Even though sshe'ss a forrda.

Even though sshe'ss not wealthjy.

Even though jI don't thjink sshe sshowerrss orr ssomethjing...

Oh Saanjarra, whjy meeee :cry

[Sanis Prent]

Woman, its a fine art. Give me time.

*eyes Sanis & smiles*

Sup shawtay.

You ever heard of the twelve parsec club?

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Woman, its a fine art. Give me time.

I have yet to decide if I actually want to give you the time... the thought of you with my brother is ... :x

However... the endless jokes I can shoot at him about sleeping with something furry might be worth letting it happen. The simple "Next step: Wookies!" alone is priceless.

[Ben Merasska]

jI'm jusst glad mjy babjy Cirr found ssomeone.

Even though sshe'ss a forrda.

Even though sshe'ss not wealthjy.

Even though jI don't thjink sshe sshowerrss orr ssomethjing...

Oh Saanjarra, whjy meeee :cry

Hey now. Ain't no better girl in the 'verse for your boy there, and that's the truth.

And Lyanie's my friend. Hells, she's family. So I definitely don't need the details, but it's kinda important to me she's happy, and that means that I serve as the spineless little worm that relays all the information to the places it needs to go to make sure of that.

(Nod)

And I make a great spineless worm.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Motherr! She showerrs! She just has a djirrty ljine of worrk, same as jI do!

(buries face in hands)

[Mara Tallen]

Sup shawtay.

You ever heard of the twelve parsec club?I haven't...care to explain it to me over a drink? *looks Sanis up and down, slowly*


I have yet to decide if I actually want to give you the time... the thought of you with my brother is ... :x

However... the endless jokes I can shoot at him about sleeping with something furry might be worth letting it happen. The simple "Next step: Wookies!" alone is priceless.So glad I can serve some sort of purpose for you, Charlotte.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Hey now. Ain't no better girl in the 'verse for your boy there, and that's the truth.

And Lyanie's my friend. Hells, she's family. So I definitely don't need the details, but it's kinda important to me she's happy, and that means that I serve as the spineless little worm that relays all the information to the places it needs to go to make sure of that.

(Nod)

And I make a great spineless worm.

Mjy dearr ssweet jinnocent moon-faced ljittle forrda arre jyou thrreatenjing Taataani Fai'sheea Igaarrai Meorrrei's sson?

(mildly surprised smile)

[Sanis Prent]

I haven't...care to explain it to me over a drink? *looks Sanis up and down, slowly*

Hell yeah! You buyin'?

Naah, I'm just playin' wait right here

(plop plop fizz fizz)

Don't give me that "going to hell" look, it's all natural herbal, and, uh...

Hey Cirr, drink this shit dude.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

Fuck you!

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twjice and jI was alrready drrunk and...man, neverr thrrew up so harrd jin my ljife.

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

*sighs* Can't take you anywhere, Mara.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

And jusst to be abssoluteljy ssurre, jyou two arren't gajy, rrjight? Not that therre'ss anjythjing wrrong wjith that at all. jIt'ss jusst jyourr grrandmotherr, Cirrsseeto. jYou can't tell herr. jIf sshe asskss, jyou'rre rroommatess.

[Mara Tallen]

I haven't...care to explain it to me over a drink? *looks Sanis up and down, slowly*

Hell yeah! You buyin'?

Naah, I'm just playin' wait right hereAnd here I was...about to say yes.

*smiles*

[Sanis Prent]

And jusst to be abssoluteljy ssurre, jyou two arren't gajy, rrjight? Not that therre'ss anjythjing wrrong wjith that at all. jIt'ss jusst jyourr grrandmotherr, Cirrsseeto. jYou can't tell herr. jIf sshe asskss, jyou'rre rroommatess.

I'm straighter than a lightsaber, or do cougars have short memories?

Cirr though? Loves that gay shit. Loves it


And here I was...about to say yes.

*smiles*

Well you see, it's mainly involving three key factors.

Kessel Run.

Spread eagle.

My captain's chair.

[Ben Merasska]

Mjy dearr ssweet jinnocent moon-faced ljittle forrda arre jyou thrreatenjing Taataani Fai'sheea Igaarrai Meorrrei's sson?

(mildly surprised smile)

Uh... yes? But not in a bad way, ma'am! It's more like a friendly, 'hurt my best friend and I put a bounty on your head but I'm just joking or am I?' way. You know.

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

I'm straighter than a lightsaber, or do cougars have short memories?

Cirr though? Loves that gay shit. Loves it

Okay, second parrt fjirrst. Not gay. End of djiscussjion! Don't even know how thjis all got starrted anyway? My sjingjing, jis that jit? You take rromantjic ballad sjingjing lessons forr one...err...ejight yearrs and suddenly thjis means somethjing?

Now forr the fjirrst parrt....WHAAAAAAT???!!! SANJIS, YOU ARRE A DEAD MAN!!!

[Mara Tallen]

Well you see, it's mainly involving three key factors.

Kessel Run.

Spread eagle.

My captain's chair.Sounds like a plan to me.

Got a time in mind? Now works for me.

[Alexander Tur'enne]

I'm straighter than a lightsaber, or do cougars have short memories?

Cirr though? Loves that gay shit. Loves it

'That gay shit'?

My my, Mr Prent. It's good to see that your elloquence is matched only by your apparent taste in fashion and facial hair.


However... the endless jokes I can shoot at him about sleeping with something furry might be worth letting it happen. The simple "Next step: Wookies!" alone is priceless.

Oh, how witty of you, darling sister. So ironic too, given how I grew up with a sibling who resembled a shaved Wookiee in all but stature.

Ah, fond memories of childhood; so funny when regarded in hindsight. Do you remember that time when mom bought you a new school uniform a few sizes to big so you could grow into it? :lol

[Dante Richter]

Now I know whom to stay away from. :p

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Uh... yes? But not in a bad way, ma'am! It's more like a friendly, 'hurt my best friend and I put a bounty on your head but I'm just joking or am I?' way. You know.

Ssorrt of the frrjiendljy 'one morre puppjy dog, whjite knjight comment frrom jyourr ignorrant forrda mouth and jI'll tearr jyourr tongue out of jyourr mouth and eat jit jin frront of jyou' kjind of thjing, then?

(pats his cheek lovingly and gives a knowing smile)

We underrsstand each otherr sso well!

(makes a delighted, surprised expression)

Majybe jI'll bujy jyou a drrjink and jyou can pajint mjy toenajilss too.

[Ben Merasska]

Ssorrt of the frrjiendljy 'one morre puppjy dog, whjite knjight comment frrom jyourr ignorrant forrda mouth and jI'll tearr jyourr tongue out of jyourr mouth and eat jit jin frront of jyou' kjind of thjing, then?

(pats his cheek lovingly and gives a knowing smile)

We underrsstand each otherr sso well!

(makes a delighted, surprised expression)

Majybe jI'll bujy jyou a drrjink and jyou can pajint mjy toenajilss too.

Ohhhh. So, to clarify, I wasn't. Threatening him, that is. Ma'am.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

"Of courrsse jyou werren't."

(Embraces Ben in a nearly-uncomfortablly tight hug)

(whispers in his ear)

"Do jI appearr thrreatened? Then therre jiss nothjing to worrrjy jyourr adorrable head overr."

[Ben Merasska]

(Ben is suitably discomfited)

Uhhh, yes miss Cougar, I mean, miss Cirr... I mean, Miss... Me.. Meorrrrrei!

[Taataani Meorrrei]

(Her ears perked up at that word, and knew the connotations involved. She pulled away from him with a haughty laugh and looked a bit down her nose at him)

"jYou'd be ljike the ljittle dog that fjinalljy caught the hoverrbuss. jYou wouldn't have anjy jidea what to do wjith jit when jyou djid."

(laughs again)

"Oh, no. jYou'rre adorrable, but...no."

(She looks him up and down, her face screwing up in a bit of concentration as her eyes narrow and ears cock slightly)

"Majybe."

[Ben Merasska]

Eh?

(Ben looks down to make sure his shirt's not buttoned wrong)

But that's what... San... damnit... Sam... Samus! That's right! Samus called you that, and I didn't know your name. Eheheheh. Not used to hugs. Usually somebody's trying to kill me, not hug me.

[Malice Draclau]

*Looks at all the odd alien and people........bombards them with his VSD*


Compensating? why of course not my Dark Rose....there is no need for such a thing. I have just the equipment to make any woman erotically happy.

[Malice Draclau]

*eyes CT*

I've been given the rank Knight? is this my rank here for now?

[Anubis Starkiller]

Probationary Title, man, both of us are doing it. Masters become Knights, and Knights become Apprentices for a month, then they review our writing to see if we can be given our previous rank back.

[Malice Draclau]

Yeah I read Das pm after I wrote this heh.

[Kassandra Distorith]

*pets* You're getting old, darlin'

*eyes the CT* Hmmm. *ponders revenge for past misbehaviors*

[Kvettch]

Where do all these lovely ladies come from?!? I'm not around for a couple of months, and they show up in masses?

Maybe I should try and get out of my Imperial prison cell a bit harder....

[Carré Inirial]

In hordes, even :D

[Kvettch]

Ah do not use such a horrible word, that always reminds me of the folk home on Endor... *shudders*

[Carré Inirial]

Whoops...sorry....

Is droves better?

[Kvettch]

Hmmm....a little. But only a little. I might require some extensive petting....*ogles Carré hopefully*

[Malice Draclau]

*Coos at Saevitia*

Don't even think of messing with my CT. unless its to add something........well surprise me lol.

[Carré Inirial]

I so totally wish I could put "Wearer of the Pink Thong" into your CT - alas, I do not posess such power ;)

~~~

*eyes Kvettch* Well...

[Kvettch]

*winks twice* ... well... well?

I can make cute little purring noises and lick your... eh... hand...

[Carré Inirial]

I'm going to regret this...

*pets Kvettch gently on the head*

[Kvettch]

Rawwwwwwwwwwwr!!!!

*does his best imitation of a cat, somewhat addled by the fact that his hands are trying his best to disappear in Carré's cleavage*

[Carré Inirial]

*snickers & stands just out of his reach*

[Kvettch]

Ahh you're playing coy... I like that!

*lets go and uses his Ewok skills to quickly climb up her long, shapely legs.... underneath the dress*

Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr!

[Carré Inirial]

*laughs & looks down*

Nice try. I'm wearing leather pants.

*pats him on the head & swats him off of her legs*

[Kvettch]

Frell...

*eyes her up and down*

You've got spirit. How would you like to be my slave?

[Carré Inirial]

A delightful offer, to be sure, but I'm afraid I'll have to pass.

[Kvettch]

It comes with all sorts of benefits.....?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Furless Ewoks are an abomination. :x

[Dashiel Starborn]

I hear they make tasty BBQ.

[Mara Tallen]

Only if they're marinated properly first.

[Kelly Perris]

-slips a firm hold around Carré's waist and narrows his eyes at Kvettch... then leans into Carré, whispering in her ear - something about having a much better benefits package than that-

[Morgan Evanar]

Hey guys guess what

[Malice Draclau]

*Covers Morgans mouth*

Shhhhh do not spoil the moment.

*Watches the drama unfold*

[Morgan Evanar]

No really guys! Guess what!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Hey guys guess what

Did you bring the Ewok cannon?

[Lucianus Adair]

No really guys! Guess what!

What, da'chi? |I

[Carré Inirial]

-slips a firm hold around Carré's waist and narrows his eyes at Kvettch... then leans into Carré, whispering in her ear - something about having a much better benefits package than that--whispers back, wondering if it includes being carried off for a proper demonstration-

[Sanis Prent]

Kelly, mind if I cut in? :smokin

[Irridia Solensis]

Oy, yer askin' for it, pretty-boy.

[Iyar Thiled]

*sneaks in with holocam....*

*whistles innocently*

[Carré Inirial]

Kelly, mind if I cut in? :smokin*face-palm*


*sneaks in with holocam....*

*whistles innocently*Flipper, I swear, Joker is gonna have to find himself a new wingman one of these days.

And for the record, *throws a waterballoon at*, you suck at playing innocent :p

[Sanis Prent]

Oy, yer askin' for it, pretty-boy.

hater blockers status: on

roll status: slow

lean status: all the way

wood grain status: gripped

[Iyar Thiled]

Flipper, I swear, Joker is gonna have to find himself a new wingman one of these days.

And for the record, *throws a waterballoon at*, you suck at playing innocent :p

*ducks!*

Bring it on, new-girl! :smokin

[Carré Inirial]

*debates moving out of Kelly's grasp for less than three seconds*

You're not worth moving for. I'm too damn comfortable right here :D

Just you wait, though...

[Malice Draclau]

*Uses the force and brings Carre to him...setting her right on his lap*

And what about me my devilish vixen.....am I worthy?

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

You know, I aint a fan of you rocket jocks so often but...

Oi Inirial... you want to borrow my combat knife? Killed many a plastic solider with it, I'm sure it wouldn't mind a bit of Sith blood on it. ;)

[Carré Inirial]

Charlie, I've never had a sweeter offer...*neatly catches the tossed blade, and digs the end into Malice's tenderest bits*

The answer is no, you're not. Don't ever touch me again.

[Darth Turbogeek]

FORCE CRICKET BAT, for all your Sith repelling needs. Now on sale for 24.99.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

*extends claws*

No bat necesssarrjy. A male makjing demandss? What a rrjidjiculouss forrda concept.

[Kelly Perris]

Someone pawing my territory?

What a concept of someone cruisin' for a bruisin'. :grumble

[Sanis Prent]

Someone pawing my territory?

What a concept of someone cruisin' for a bruisin'. :grumble

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[TheHolo.Net]

The thread tag for this topic lies!

[Carré Inirial]

FORCE CRICKET BAT, for all your Sith repelling needs. Now on sale for 24.99.Turbo, I'll take two.


*extends claws*

No bat necesssarrjy. A male makjing demandss? What a rrjidjiculouss forrda concept.Those are quite handy...wish I had a set.

*flips the blade in her hand and gives it back to Charlie hilt-first* Thank you for letting me borrow that. I'm going to have to look into getting one of my own.


Someone pawing my territory?

What a concept of someone cruisin' for a bruisin'. :grumble*saunters back over to where she was & makes herself comfortable* I ought to be bothered that you think of me as territory. Odd that I don't quite frankly care.

[Park Kraken]

*Stands in the corner with his face buried into his right hand*

[Kala'ndryl Ryj]

*levitates a bucket of water over Park's head & smiles innocently*

[Park Kraken]

*Grabs the bucket of water and splashes it on Carrie, before smashing the FORCE EMPTY BUCKET over Sanis's head*

[Morgan Evanar]

You're ALL BANNED.

hahahahahahahahaaha

[Irridia Solensis]

Uh huh.

Of course.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Stop... banhammer time.

:dance

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Dammit, now that song is stuck in my head :p

[Ilias Nytrau]

can't touch dis.

[Daria Nytherciria]

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:dance:dance:dance

[Irridia Solensis]

Oh dear god...Hammer Pants...

*cringes*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

You know, I keep thinking that the tattoo on your avatar's arm is supposed to be the focal point of the picture, but my eyes just keep going to her boobage instead v:)v


Huge tracts of land indeed.

[Irridia Solensis]

*lmao* I lucked out on the re-sizing and cropping :)

And yes, my tracts of land are rather...bountiful.

[Dasquian Belargic]

To use a local phrase... massive wabs.

[Irridia Solensis]

*lmao* Oh that's priceless, Das.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Those poor bra straps :(

[Irridia Solensis]

Its worse in my sig...*demonstrates*

[Dasquian Belargic]

From now on, you shall be known to me as Wabsy.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ah!! Put it in her CT!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Those are not big tits. They are barely a handful (A nice hadful but not BIG AND HUGE!!!). How on earth can a bra have problems with them?

Now Denise Milani has big tits.

[Irridia Solensis]

Ahh hell...just my luck to earn my first CT for this account of all of them :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well they look big to me :grumble

[Darth Turbogeek]

Well they look big to me :grumble

If it aint a D-Cup lady, it aint big. And if it's DDD, then you have Double Dleicious Delights!

[Irridia Solensis]

Avatar is cropped from this...and these, are not mere handfuls.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

How'd this thread become purely about boobs?

:lol

[Irridia Solensis]

Just blame me ;)

[Darth Turbogeek]

Avatar is cropped from this...and these, are not mere handfuls.


Oooooh yes they are just handfuls!

Nice and perky they are with the nude shots all around the place, but a handful only.

As I said, didnt say bad tits, just not that big :D

[Sollé Arrahk]

They are rather nice, aren't they?

*grins*

[Irridia Solensis]

Took you long enough, Sollé :p

[Park Kraken]

Good luck fitting these into the palm of your hand.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Turbofist911/BigBoobs.png

[Dasquian Belargic]

Just blame me ;)

Blame?!

Thank!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

My hubby says I have super-hero boobs. :mischief

[Darth Turbogeek]

My hubby says I have super-hero boobs. :mischief

Power Girl or Wonder Woman?

[Dasquian Belargic]

I hope by superhero, he doesn't mean mutant :uhoh

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Wonder Woman, of course.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Wonder Woman, of course.

This thread is useless without pics.

[Morgan Evanar]

This thread has taken a turn for the perverse

[Firenne Khapst]

Its us - doesn't it always?

[Darth Callidus]

It was only a matter of time.