The Giggling Wino

[Captain Untouchable]

In the depths of night, a grizzled man turned his face towards the sky and smiled. His joy came not from any immediate event, nor as a result of the sheep lying spooned beside him. No, his joy was at the merest passage of time: at the knowledge that here, in New Zealand, the 30th January had arrived at last. From this moment, and for fourty-eight hours hence - until this day finally ended in the skies over Alaska - he and those like him would celebrate the blessed festival of Jonesmas: a tribute to She-Who-Is-Too-Badass-To-Be-Named, the giggling goddess of wine, women, and w-awesome.

The grizzled man - and I myself - have only one request of you on this Jonesmas day... when the time comes, and this day dawns on your native soil, charge your glasses, raise them high; join with me and say:

Happy Birthday, Jenny: you adorable old queer! :hug

It may only be quarter past lunchtime here, but in New Zealand it's tomorrow, and that means it's your birthday! So milk it for all it's got, and make sure you get yourself utterly gazebo'd. :cheers


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And now, a brief message from They Might Be Giants:

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[Dasquian Belargic]

:lol! You just made my day. Thanks!! :hug

[Rutabaga]

Happy birthday!!! :caek

[Serasai Onashi]

Happy Birthday!

[Carré Inirial]

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[Kelly Perris]

Happy birthday, you crazy rogue. :cheers

[Sudoku]

Happy birthday Jenny :3 Have a wonderful day!

[Wyl Staedtler]

Happy birthday oh dearest giggling companion of mine! May you have plenty to drink and get into memorable shenanigans involving handcuffs but not the police, woo woo! :glomp

[Captain Untouchable]

Happy birthday oh dearest giggling companion of mine! May you have plenty to drink and get into memorable shenanigans involving handcuffs but not the police, woo woo! :glomp

I dunno - involving handcuffs and Police could make for some pretty memorable shenanigans. :mischief

[Mara Tallen]

You're both required to call me if that's the plan ;)

[John Glayde]

"I want my phone call, damn it! I... uh... need to call for back-up." :mischief

[Carré Inirial]

*grins*

See, Jenny? In honor of your birthday, we give you the beginnings of smut.

Let's see if we can keep it up, shall we?

[Droo]

Have a good one, Jen. :)

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

I'm too groggy for smut...

:glomp but early birthday glomp I can do. :)

[Tear]

Happy Birthday!

[Dasquian Belargic]

Smut and wine.

Could a girl really ask for anything more? :3

[Carré Inirial]

Certainly not...but perhaps this will do:

Man caught at airport with 44 lizards in pants (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35087291/ns/travel-news/)

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

The booze is with you, young Miss Jones, but it is not your birthday yet

[Karl Valten]

Happy Birthday Jen! I shall drink a toast to you this evening....or something!

[Pierce Tondry]

Hey! Hey you! Yes you! Happy birthday! :)

Have a drink for me since me drinking is unwise.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

Certainly not...but perhaps this will do:

Man caught at airport with 44 lizards in pants (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35087291/ns/travel-news/)
...At least it wasn't zombies?

[Aree Ankarta]

Happy birthday Jen! Hope you're having a wonderful time!!!

[Crusader]

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag and I wish you a "Happy New Year"!

BTW Why did this guy has to be called Hans? This is such a cliché...

[Callista]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dear Jennay! :D :D :D :D I hope it's fabulous! Awesome it lands on the weekend :D

[Captain Untouchable]

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag and I wish you a "Happy New Year"!

BTW Why did this guy has to be called Hans? This is such a cliché...

I feel I should make a "Hans down your pants" joke of some sort at this point, but I'm coming up empty.

[Liam Jinn]

Happy Birthday :)

[Pierce Tondry]

I feel I should make a "Hans down your pants" joke of some sort at this point, but I'm coming up empty.

They have pills for that. :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Happy birthday Jenny!! Hope you have a great day! :hug

[Captain Untouchable]

I feel I should make a "Hans down your pants" joke of some sort at this point, but I'm coming up empty.

They have pills for that. :)

:|


If that hadn't made me laugh so much, I'd hate you right now. :twak

[Hera]

Happy Birthday, Jenny! :caek

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Much wine for our giggling wino on her birthday today!! :D Happy Birthday, Dahling :hug

[Yog]

Happy belated Birthday! :cool:

[Cirrsseeto Quez]

It's your birthday today so I guess I'll wish you a good one :)

Sambuca shots woot

[Dasquian Belargic]

Thanks again, everyone. I had a great day, and absolutely no hangover (on account of drinking no shots ;))

Extra special thanks to Liz for my b pie :lol

[Miranda Tarkin]

Happy Birthday Partner :) Sorry so late! Work has been HELL

[Dasquian Belargic]

:hug partner :love

[Razielle Alastor]

Happy late wishes, love! :hug :love

[Morgan Evanar]

The booze is with you, young Miss Jones, but it is not your birthday yetHaha!
Happy Birthday Jenny.