"No! Alderaan is peaceful. They have no pants!"

[Dasquian Belargic]

Famous Star Wars Lines Made Better By Replacing A Word With "Pants"

http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2009/04/famous-star-wars-lines-made-better-by.html

Hilarious :lol

Anyone have any submissions? :D

[Shadow Storm]

"Depants the Sith, we must" - Yoda

"If what you have told me is true, you'll have earned my pants" - Mace Windu

"Sir, the odds of successfully navigating pants is approximatly 3,720 to 1" - C-3PO

"To Kashyyyk I will go, good relations with the pants, I have" - Yoda

"Then now the time is, pants" - Yoda

"That wasn't much of a pants" - General Grevious

"He has a pants to do Anakin, please try not to upset him" - Obi-wan Kenobi

"Your pants will make a fine addition to my collection" - General Grevious.

[Peter McCoy]

Yoda: Seeing you alive...brings warm feelings to my pants.

Watto: You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your pants around like that?

Han: Uh, negative. We have a pants leak here, give us a few minutes to lock it down. Uh, large leak - very dangerous.

Obi-Wan: You were right about one thing Master - the pants were short.

C-3PO: Pants? Sir, my first job was programming binary load lifters, very similar to your pants in most respects.

Ben Kenobi: You don't need to see his pants...

lols