http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

urrrrgh :x

[Pierce Tondry]

Yuck. I mean, I'm all for something mildly unhealthy every so often, but combining junk foods into a mega-heart-attack-of-death is just gross. I mean, those don't even look appetizing.

And this is coming from a guy who had honey-glazed, beer-battered baconated sausage.

[Dasquian Belargic]

It actually made me feel physically ill to look at some of that stuff.

How anyone can eat stuff like that... burger/pizza abomination is beyond me :x

[Charley]

I vomited in my mouth a little.

[Mandy with an I]

Does that site have the MCNuggetini on it? XD

[Dasquian Belargic]

I think I saw one of those yes >_<

[Emelie Shadowstar]

The only thing to not gross me out that I've come across on that site is the "Mega Double Stuff Oreo"
...but that's just because I did it all the time when I was a kid. Not so much anymore, though.

[Droo]

I thought it was all in jest. No-one would actually eat any of that stuff... would they?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I hope not. :x

[Callista]

uh.....gross....

[Sanis Prent]

I thought it was all in jest. No-one would actually eat any of that stuff... would they?

I would've never thought people deep fry mars bars but that actually became marginally acceptable in society, so you tell me.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Deep-fried Mars bars are just a novelty though, aren't they? Like, try it once because it's so strange/icky? I mean it's not like anyone eats them regularly... do they? :x

[Emelie Shadowstar]

*points at the"Bacon Poutine"*

:| *waits for Marshmallow boy to come tell her that's not as bad as it looks....again*

[Xavier Synik]

The poutine is fine... Bacon on a poutine is not okay...

Though there is a restaurant in Montreal that makes poutine with Fois Gras, which is a bit much...

Oh and poutine is fine only in moderation... Poutine on a daily basis=not good... and a bad case of heart burn I'm sure.

[Wyl Staedtler]

Mmmmm poutine. My Sundays have not been the same without you. :(

[Sanis Prent]

Deep-fried Mars bars are just a novelty though, aren't they? Like, try it once because it's so strange/icky? I mean it's not like anyone eats them regularly... do they? :x

Scottish people. As much as we poke at you for talking funny you're not quite one of those types.

[Anne Phoenix]

For someone like me who has a bit of an eating disorder and is morbidly obese, even I find most of those foods disgusting.

I almost threw up when I saw and read the Sloppy Joe in between two Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts.

[Razielle Alastor]

I'm ashamed to say it... but the sausage egg and cheese on a chocolate doughnut and the gator chili dog both made me think..hmmmm.. :rolleyes

Gross huh? Clearly I must be hungry. I'll go eat and then look again later. XD

[Jesimae Lawson]

Just by looking at that page I could feel my body preparing for a coronary.

[Eve]

This link is going to help me with my food addiction. Now if I could get my pals to call me "Fatty" without them worrying about being PC, I might be in business.

[Pierce Tondry]

This link is going to help me with my food addiction. Now if I could get my pals to call me "Fatty" without them worrying about being PC, I might be in business.

That's a big "can do" tubbybuns.

[Eve]

You're always there for me, Brian.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Eve! :glomp

[Morgan Evanar]

The only things that didn't make me want to vomit was cheesecake on a stick and snickers pie.

Everything else is vomit-inducing.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Has anyone here ever eaten anything featured on this list? :uhoh

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Wait they have cheesecake on a stick there? I've had that. I don't see what's wrong with that.

*defensive*

Then again, maybe that is why I'm fat. :lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

How is cheesecake on a stick different from cheesecake not on a stick?

Anything "onna stick" just makes me think of CMOT Dibbler :lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

It isn't any different than regular cheesecake, except its portable. ;)

EW this website is on TV right now. >_<

[Eve]

LD! Hi to you!

I have the link at my office now. There is a Starbucks in the lobby and also a Peaberry's. I need this site!

[Pierce Tondry]

You sure do "lunch box".

*hug* :)

[Eve]

LOL. You know what I like best? "Chunk".

[Pierce Tondry]

OMFG GOONIESSSSSSSSSS

<3 SuperChunk!

[Dasquian Belargic]

"Candy Pizza"

>_<

[Pierce Tondry]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/56636/saturday-night-live-really-michael-phelps#s-p1-st-i2

"And also, I checked out your website. Did you know you have a recipe for "dessert nachos" and that you make cookie straws to drink the leftover milk out of the waffle cereal you also make? Every one of your products sounds like a wish a genie granted at a Phish concert."

I think that applies to this website too.

[Dasquian Belargic]

:shakefist Hulu... only available in the US

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gorillasushi/3220883791

bacon and egg sushi... so wrong :(

[Xavier Synik]

actually I don't mind that. Actually looks kinda tasty.

I mean it's not so much in Japanese cooking, but in a lot of Asian cuisine they use pork and eggs. So it makes sense, even with the rice.

It's the hashbrowns plus the rice that kinda has me going "I wonder if that would be a bit much"

[General Dan]

Actually, that's kinda interesting. I've been wanting to do some sort of omelette thing with a sushi mat for a while but never gotten around to it.

[Ilias Nytrau]

I think I might eat that. O_o

[General Dan]

If they did like a barbecued pork belly with more egg to it, that would be really interesting.

[Charlotte Tur'enne]

I...I actually want to try it. lol

Sounds like yum breakfast to me.

[Peter McCoy]

What the hell is Toad in the Hole doing on there!? It's so nice and certainly not unhealthy if you ask me. Sausages and yorkshire pudding with gravy? Bring on the potatoes and veg! That's an awesome sunday dinner!

[General Dan]

That seems pretty normal. Good question.

[stevenvdb]

It only really looks that disgusting from the third-person, though. When someone is on a food binge, it is surprising what one will put down ones pipe. Maybe not mixed together, but certainly over a period of time.

When I was a kid and I aspired to be a ballet dancer, my way of thinking of food and eating patterns were generally rather controlled toward the healthy end, with relatively few wasted calories. I'd dream, though, of pigging out on such combinations as are linked to on that website. I remember that some of the things my buddies would eat, would easily top those. ;)

[Charley]

People need to get to the understanding that eating fattening food isn't a sin. It's only a sin when the portions are huge and you are just piling on fat and not an appreciable amount of flavor.

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/103785135/bacon-crust-pizza-with-bacon-submitted-by
Just for you, Charley.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Yorkshire pudding :yum I have to make these every time I make a roast. ^_^;

[Dasquian Belargic]

Yorkshire puddings are essential for any Sunday lunch :colbert

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Ty doesn't like them. But I can't get enough. :p

[Dasquian Belargic]

You gotta have your yorkies, with lots of gravy, and mash. mmmm :yum

[Charley]

I got my yorkshire pudding recipe oddly enough from a South African cookbook. I really need to get a weekend where I can just put in a roast and make a time of it.

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chockylit/39829525/in/photostream/

Yum yum :yum

[Emelie Shadowstar]

:lol

Oh my god... I don't care, I'm so making them at some point during the summer. I'll bring them to work or something so I don't eat them all like the glutton I am but that idea is too fun looking to not go for it.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Those are adorable!

[stevenvdb]

Aha - the truth comes out! The Secret Shady Snack Salivaters Society is convened. ;)

Enjoy your num-nums. A little of everything is good in it's own time, just exercise your discretion.

Oh, man, right now I want something rich...eggy, light..., yet zesty... Hmmm, something like a Gâteau léger au....citron or maybe some other sharp-tasting fruit.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Haha, the latest monstrosity is a parmo!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Meat_feast_parmo.jpg

They come from the North East, though not Newcastle specifically. I have friends from Teeside who think they are the best thing ever, though.

[Dasquian Belargic]

Another one for Charley:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/109540823/bacon-cream-cheese-rolls-via-flickr

[stevenvdb]

Bacon icecream. What, served on Friday? Talk about Shady snacks. :mischief

In the Jewish faith it's mostly a devotional thing nowadays, with some sects that are less strict. Yet, I have this image of a secret society of Judaic bacon munchers who meet clandestine.. a Rabbi giving his blessing to the meal. *smile*

I'm about to get pummeled...

:::runs away having meant no harm:::

[Sanis Prent]

Another one for Charley:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/109540823/bacon-cream-cheese-rolls-via-flickr

I've had a variation of these where its sort of this compound cream cheese spread over a hearty cracker or toast, with a belt of bacon baked around it, sort of like a piece of smoked eel nigirisushi. It's pretty damn heavy stuff, and by the time you eat it, the cracker's getting mushy anyway :(

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/110534553/deep-fried-cheeseburger-on-a-stick-submitted-by

Why deep-fry a cheeseburger? :whaa

[Xavier Synik]

Cause they're Scottish...?

[Emelie Shadowstar]

And it's on a steek :|

...not right.

[Xavier Synik]

Just think... Jeff Dunham could make it talk... :lol

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Lord no...anything but that. :p

[Xavier Synik]

Big Cheeze (yes I have now named the cheeseburger) and Jose can be stick friends.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

You're a horrid...vile individual some days, you realize that? :p

[Xavier Synik]

yes but that's beside the point...

Now I'm thinking a New York accent for Mr. Cheeze...

[General Dan]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/110534553/deep-fried-cheeseburger-on-a-stick-submitted-by

Why deep-fry a cheeseburger? :whaa

Interesting story, but there used to be a restaurant on Birmingham's southside called The Burly Earl, which had similar wonderfully-unhealthy sandwiches. Not as pure awful as a deep fried cheeseburger, but usually things like deli meat sandwiches. The MacArthur was a roast beef & pastrami sandwich with provolone cheese on an onion roll that was similarly battered and deep fried. They also had a similar one that was turkey & swiss. Obviously something you should never make a habit of, but it's something I suggest you try once.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I can understand deep-frying the burger itself, but not.. the bun and everything - and all this when I'm a stones throw away from Scotland. There must be something wrong with me :mneh

[General Dan]

You still want the bread for cohesion. The batter itself isn't going to hold things together. Mind you, I question how well a grease-soaked burger roll will hold anything. At least the onion roll made sense.

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/111027247/bacon-chocolate-cake-submitted-by-dukecityfix

:vom

[Xavier Synik]

yeah that's a bit much.

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/111503821/the-pattie-laburger-a-triple-bacon-cheeseburger

How can anyone look at this and think "Mmmmmm"?

[Xavier Synik]

Sub in regular hamburger buns in there and it looks pretty good.

[Emelie Shadowstar]

>_<

What has been seen cannot be unseen!


...And...heard, apparently
I was looking through the site with my boyfriend and came across this:
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/100480546/the-bacone-a-bacon-cone-filled-with-scrambled

And he was all "I want to eat it! I want to eat it just to say I ate it and then drop dead of a heart attack."

...god that boy aint right.

[Eluna Thals]

You kids are gonna LOVE the chicken & waffles joint in ATL :)

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/113297521/oreo-donut-submitted-by-rebecca-via-timhortons
oh man yummmmm.

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/114362347/bacon-infused-waffles-submitted-by-breda-via

99% of things on this website contain bacon :lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Waffles with bacon pieces in them doesn't seem so unusual to me. :p Not that I eat them that way, but... :uhoh

[Charley]

http://www.blogjam.com/2005/05/15/scotch-ostrich-egg/

Eat this, let your heart turn in its two weeks notice, take your last days on earth to get your affairs in order.

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/125902043/dorm-food-casserole-bottom-to-top-stuffing

whyyyy :cry

[Emelie Shadowstar]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/132982431/magical-rainbow-tower-of-dreams-ten-layers-of

GOD YES. I want one at my next birthday party. :lol

[Dasquian Belargic]

Food-colouring in icing makes me go mental... so I imagine that would drive me into some kind of deranged, sugar-based frenzy >_<

[Daria Nytherciria]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/134218053/mcsliders-mini-double-cheeseburgers-with-chicken

:3

[Callista]

I know these are technically a good source of protein and it's not part of this website but...this just wigs me out a bit...kinda g-r-o-s-s

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/jm2430/eggroll.jpg

hard boiled egg rolls...

[Dasquian Belargic]

That just looks... bizarre o_O

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I pity the chicken that laid that.

NO CHICKEN LAID THAT, ITS UNNATURAL!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Ilias Nytrau]

It's a dachshund crossbred with a chicken that laid THAT.

[Dasquian Belargic]

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/374359028/chewbaca-bars-thick-sliced-bacon-candied-with

:x

[Sanis Prent]

Stop Putting Bacon In Inappropriate Things!!!

[Ilias Nytrau]

That's just wrong. I like bacon with my eggs, hashbrowns, pancakes, orange juice and... yeah, sometimes a little coffee.

Or bacon-wrapped meatloaf. Or BLTs. You know, normal things.

[Wyl Staedtler]

While I'm not entirely sure about that particular combination, bacon works pretty well in a sweet dish if it's good quality stuff. The sea-salt-caramel-bacon-dark-chocolate truffles at the chocolate shoppe in town here are the number one seller.

... mind you, SPAM is also a staple of the modern Hawaiian diet, so. :uhoh

[Sanis Prent]

isn't the polynesian ideal (or was) to be a big ol' fatty though?

I, as a southern gentleman, don't even eat enough pig for that. I've been to Ohanas. It's where waistlines go to die.

[Darth Gravis]

Just...wow.