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Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 19th, 2009, 06:46:06 PM
The title isn't so much a statement as a question. How can we get Wil, an awesome geek, writer, and actor (in that order, too!), to come to 'Fans and be a big dork with us?

I'm thinking... cake? Nah, too predictable. Exploding cake is unpredictable, but more likely to end up with us being sued, so that's right out. An 'open letter to Wil' published on the boards? The chances of him reading it are about -1 to -1000.

Jenny suggested getting him drunk, and taking blackmail pictures that we could use to then persuade him to grace us with his presence, but I don't think that's going to be an option. However, if anyone lives in Pasadena...? No, no, that's not a good option.

Hand-written letter?

Send him a genetically engineered fish with the web address spelled on its scales? (A trout, perhaps?)

Or perhaps just a carefully worded comment on his wildly popular blog, inviting him to come practice writing fiction (he's trying to write fiction!) with us, under promise of anonymity. As long as I get to know he's here. ;)

Any more ideas? The wackier the better. :dance

Dasquian Belargic
Feb 19th, 2009, 06:51:14 PM
Maybe he's here already.

:mischief

Emelie Shadowstar
Feb 19th, 2009, 06:52:25 PM
However, if anyone lives in Pasadena...?


*raises hand* >_>

We can promise to make no references to Star Trek at him...that should appease.

Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 19th, 2009, 06:58:56 PM
He likes Star Trek, though. :p Maybe if we never mention Wesley Crusher...

Mandy with an I
Feb 19th, 2009, 06:59:57 PM
We never mention Python? :mischief

Emelie Shadowstar
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:00:19 PM
Genius!

...we sure that me getting him drunk/taking pictures/blackmail isn't a good idea though? It sounds like such fun. :(

Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:01:08 PM
Well, lets keep it on the table, as a 'just in case' option. You know, if asking nicely doesn't work. ;)

Droo
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:01:16 PM
WIL WHEATON, YOU SOUND LIKE A BREAKFAST CEREAL!

That should get his attention.

Charley
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:03:03 PM
Terrible slash fiction with Gates McFadden.

Or we could kidnap him, if I get to say "Sorry Mr. Wheaton dude you were totally the bomb diggity in Toy Soldiers yo!"

Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:04:14 PM
We could post his name a bazillion times, and hope he googles himself. :uhoh

Droo
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:25:27 PM
Terrible slash fiction with Gates McFadden.

I call dibs on the episode in which Marina Sirtis visits... dressed as Diana Troy!

Loklorien s'Ilancy
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:33:16 PM
I own Python :D

Charley
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:38:32 PM
Terrible slash fiction with Gates McFadden.

I call dibs on the episode in which Marina Sirtis visits... dressed as Diana Troy!

"I sense your tender nipples are quivering in anticipation for our forbidden liasons."

Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:40:36 PM
I was thinking something more along the lines of hiring a skywriter to write an invitation in the sky over his house, but maybe the slash fiction will work.. :uhoh

Dasquian Belargic
Feb 19th, 2009, 07:41:28 PM
Why don't we compromise... sky-write slash fiction?

Droo
Feb 19th, 2009, 08:05:36 PM
And with illustrations, it can't fail!

"Beam me up, Mr. Crusher!"

Pierce Tondry
Feb 19th, 2009, 08:16:21 PM
We challenge him to a versus game of Dead Rising. Loser has to write fiction at the opponent's choice of website for three months.

Tear
Feb 19th, 2009, 09:51:48 PM
WIL WHEATON, YOU SOUND LIKE A BREAKFAST CEREAL!

That should get his attention.

Wil Wheaton, keeps me 'regular' at sw-fans.

Darth Turbogeek
Feb 19th, 2009, 11:05:01 PM
Ewwwwww, too much nerd overload!!!!

Morgan Evanar
Feb 19th, 2009, 11:12:21 PM
uhhhhhh why

Arya Ravenwing
Feb 19th, 2009, 11:51:08 PM
....Why not?

Liam Jinn
Feb 20th, 2009, 01:16:55 AM
Really? I mean wha...? A better thread/question would be - How to entice Kristen Bell to SW-Fans. And when I say entice Kristen Bell to SW-Fans, I mean have relations with me. The fun kind.

Dasquian Belargic
Feb 20th, 2009, 02:29:41 AM
Kristen Bell YES

Crusader
Feb 20th, 2009, 03:33:53 AM
OK signed. I want Kristen Bell here too.
Maybe we should start a poll: Will vs Kristen!

Liam Jinn
Feb 20th, 2009, 03:43:35 AM
Kristen Bell wins hands down

Charlotte Tur'enne
Feb 20th, 2009, 09:13:10 AM
Yess!! :eee

Atreyu
Feb 20th, 2009, 11:12:44 PM
Boooo |I - I thought this thread was about enticing Joss Whedon to SW-Fans.

Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 23rd, 2009, 01:04:22 AM
Enough about this, now Wil will never show up. :mad

I sent him a tweet, that's how big of a nerd I am. I don't think its going to work. He probably shouldn't come by because some people here don't know how to abide by the 'don't be a dick' rule.

Atreyu
Feb 23rd, 2009, 05:24:15 PM
Enough about this, now Wil will never show up. :mad
Yeah - a thread with his own name in the title turns into a debate about slash fiction. o_O O_o

Eve
Feb 23rd, 2009, 07:31:18 PM
LD - I know I come around every so often so this may be a stupid question, but what is "sending a tweet"?

I am watching Wil Wheaton right now on Sci-fi. He went to have a snowball fight in the holodeck. It's an episode where Riker becomes the Kirk stand-in by making out with the local ladies on the planet they're visiting.

Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 23rd, 2009, 07:33:10 PM
Twitter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twitter)

Typing What I'm Thinking To Everyone Reading

posting to your account is called a 'tweet'

Don't ask me why I don't know why!

Wyl Staedtler
Feb 23rd, 2009, 08:20:42 PM
It's an episode where Riker...

omfg I had such a crush on him when I was little. I named my guppie Riker and he ate Picard and then mated with Lion-O.

Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 23rd, 2009, 08:31:07 PM
Oh geez this sounds like it belongs in the other thread. :p ;)

Wyl Staedtler
Feb 23rd, 2009, 08:33:26 PM
Fish porn! :eek

Xavier Synik
Feb 23rd, 2009, 08:43:20 PM
Bow-chicka-bow-wow

Dasquian Belargic
Feb 23rd, 2009, 08:43:57 PM
Fish porn!?

We have reached new lows, people. New lows.

Crusader
Feb 23rd, 2009, 09:05:03 PM
The high standard has crawled under the bed and now it is crying there because of you people.

Xavier Synik
Feb 23rd, 2009, 09:32:44 PM
Yeah cause the standards around here were so high before Fish Porn was brought up...

*goes back to preparing marketing plan for "Debbie does Atlantis"*

Emelie Shadowstar
Feb 23rd, 2009, 09:35:12 PM
Yeah cause the standards around here were so high before Fish Porn was brought up...

*goes back to preparing marketing plan for "Debbie does Atlantis"*

...as long as I don't have to be Debbie :(

Xavier Synik
Feb 23rd, 2009, 09:40:49 PM
Well we already know you can hold your breath...



It's just a question of how long.

Emelie Shadowstar
Feb 23rd, 2009, 09:46:16 PM
Well we already know you can hold your breath...


What's this we shit? Stop telling stories!

Dasquian Belargic
Feb 24th, 2009, 07:40:38 AM
Is there something you want to tell us all, Em? :mneh

Emelie Shadowstar
Feb 24th, 2009, 09:33:00 AM
O_o


:uhoh


:D no!