Thread of All Things Ridiculous

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Make statements that are blatantly overreaching, generalizations, untruths, and plain silly-tastic.








The sky is purple and the earth is in a new orbit that will send it into the sun in fifty years. But we'll burn to a crisp in about 15.

[Crusader]

Pi is exactly 3!!!

[Park Kraken]

Tomorrow I'll have finally realized my life goals and ambitions.

[Crusader]

I will wake up at 7 tomorrow and won't feel sleepy because I had only sleepen for 5 hours.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I'm giving up alcohol.

Forever.

[Crusader]

Titanic is the best movie ever made!

[Captain Untouchable]

The fake meat that vegetarians eat tastes exactly like the real thing.

[Hobgoblin]

"The Answer to the Ultimate Question."

"Yes?"

"Of Life, the Universe, and Everything."

"Yes!"

"Is..."

"Yes?!?"

"Is..."

"YES!?!?!?"

"42."

"We're going to get lynched, you know?"

[Droo]

Maybe Gladiator isn't overrated...

[Captain Untouchable]

Maybe Gladiator isn't overrated...

They should have made Gladiator like Gladiators. Maximus on the travellator would have been awesome, and Wolf would have totally kicked his ass. :mischief

[Dasquian Belargic]

Battlestar Galactica is pretty much the worst thing I have ever seen on TV, ever.

[Crusader]

Men always look women in the eyes and women love men for their humor.

[Razielle Alastor]

I'm really such a sweet, innocent and sharing person...:angel:D

[Morgan Evanar]

I don't want to get laid at alll.

[Ilias Nytrau]

I don't want to get laid at alll.

Me either. What a waste of time! I despise sex.

[Travis North]

I met Sue from Talk Sex with Sue Johanson (http://www.talksexwithsue.com/index2.html) today, she was a guest speaker at my college.

It struck me as really ridiculous that I'd ever encounter this woman in person. She really knows all there is to know about sex.


And just to make this valid in all forms: I am a man in a bubble. (Saw that the other day.)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

My favorite bird is the blue footed booby.

[Captain Untouchable]

I met Sue from Talk Sex with Sue Johanson (http://www.talksexwithsue.com/index2.html) today, she was a guest speaker at my college.

It struck me as really ridiculous that I'd ever encounter this woman in person. She really knows all there is to know about sex.


And just to make this valid in all forms: I am a man in a bubble. (Saw that the other day.)

Did she answer "a panoply of audience questions that runs the gamut from anal sex to zygotes" as the website claims?

Panoply - sounds like one of those themed Monopoly games, but with Pan's Labarynth instead of Star Wars, or whatever. :\

[Lilaena De'Ville]

A panoply is a herd of llamas.

[Travis North]

Did she answer "a panoply of audience questions that runs the gamut from anal sex to zygotes" as the website claims?

Yes, some of them were priceless... Others were far more disturbing.

Like a clown smiling directly at you and giving you a wink disturbing.

[Crusader]

Clowns are scary!!!

[Razielle Alastor]

Hakuna Matata! :D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Clowns are scary!!!
This, is not ridiculous. THIS IS A FACT.

Ridiculousness: Clowns are happy and fun and not creepy in the least!


I love peas!

Coffee is delicious!

One time I stayed up so late I ended up in tomorrow, and LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT! The people in Tomorrow all walk backwards. They fall over a lot.

[Droo]

I am sooo going to America this year without having to sell my body to a burly bricklayer called Klaus! :eee

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Coffee is delicious!


:( But...it is....


--- *rediculous mode* ---

>: I HATE SOUP

[Stern]

I like to work until I can't see my hand in front of my face because the sun went down.

[Aurelias Kazaar]

I volunteer to work late every day. The sad thing is...that statement is true.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I would rather drink.. lighter fluid than this disgusting sour apple schnapps.

yuck. YUCK.

[The Original BuffJedi]

I can eat just one lay's Potato chip.

[stevenvdb]

The GOP is making me feel warm, fuzzy and gooey inside with their open-mindedness about sexuality, willingness to help Obama succeed, and piety of spirit to explore new non-ideological ideals about economics and social class.

[Razielle Alastor]

My smiles at work are genuine. I truly am happy to see you and would LOVE to brighten your day..:D

[Crusader]

I am not drunk right now, just carry me to my car and I will drive you all home.

[Dasquian Belargic]

I don't mind waiting for the next episode of BSG. Don't mind at all. Hell, I could wait weeks and weeks and weeks.


I am also sober, just like my good friend Crusader ^ up there.

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Pluto's a planet! ..:(

[Macie Finch]

The fake meat that vegetarians eat tastes exactly like the real thing.

You indulge in food that just bleeds tastiness all the time, darling. :p