View Full Version : Klingon robs a convinience store! (not a bank.. wishful thinking on my part)
Dasquian Belargic
Feb 4th, 2009, 04:33:40 PM
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_11625687
I guess even the Klingon Empire is feeling the effect of this economic depression... :lol
Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 4th, 2009, 04:53:34 PM
Man, how disappointing. He's not even holding it right. :mad
The least he could have done was do the face makeup too. :shakefist
Dasquian Belargic
Feb 4th, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
What a lazy, lazy Klingon... shame on him!
Atreyu
Feb 4th, 2009, 05:19:57 PM
Bugger - I thought you meant some guy dressed up as a Klingon robbed a store. Turns out the robber was only using a Klingon sword (though that would have been pretty bad ass in and of itself :)).
Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 4th, 2009, 05:21:40 PM
I don't think a bat'leth counts as a sword. :|
Dasquian Belargic
Feb 4th, 2009, 05:45:28 PM
Whatever you say, Nerdy McPedant :mneh
Aidan Fox
Feb 4th, 2009, 06:20:00 PM
They call it a sword on the show. Eg., "the Sword of Kahless."
I am 10 times the nerd you are! (That's twice in binary.)
Lilaena De'Ville
Feb 4th, 2009, 06:41:06 PM
NERD!
Well, a sword shouldn't have four points, that's all I'm saying. :o
Dasquian Belargic
Feb 4th, 2009, 06:47:54 PM
Nerd fight!
Aidan Fox
Feb 4th, 2009, 07:28:47 PM
*whips out his light-bat'leth...*
Byl Laprovik
Feb 4th, 2009, 08:28:16 PM
Man, how disappointing. He's not even holding it right. :mad
The least he could have done was do the face makeup too. :shakefist
He's an original series Klingon ;)
What dishonorable actions!
Loklorien s'Ilancy
Feb 4th, 2009, 08:55:01 PM
You know Holly, I was gonna say something about how nerdy it is that you know he's holding it wrong, but then I figured I'd be nice and not say anything at all :p
Atreyu
Feb 4th, 2009, 09:21:49 PM
He's an original series Klingon ;)
It's an Invisible Klingon!
Captain Untouchable
Feb 5th, 2009, 02:58:21 AM
Y'see, that just shows an overbearing lack of knowledge regarding the wider universe of science fiction.
If he was robbing a store in Colerado Springs, he should've dressed up as a Goa'uld. ;)
Dasquian Belargic
Feb 6th, 2009, 07:29:16 PM
Apparently it has been established that he was infact carrying one of these:
http://budk.com/product.asp?pn=14%20KR8SE&c=6037&bhcd2=1233970114
Not Klingon in the slightest. Phew!
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