Who's Online messages for SW-Fans.Net

[TheHolo.Net]

As many of you have probably noticed. I like my <a href=http://www.sw-fans.net/forum/online.php? target=_blank>Who's Online</a> messages to say anything but what I am really doing on the forums. Here is your chance to be a part of it (again). Make your suggestions of things the message can say and perhaps I'll add it to my random blurbs.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

SW-Fans.Net is in yur base killin yur doods

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

insert witty remark here
Checking out who's online? Yeah, I thought so.


That's all I can think of right now. I'm sure more will come once I start drinking :)

[Atreyu]

Hmmm ...

* Drowning kittens
* Opressing the masses
* Eating your birthday cake
* ... and drinking your Coke too

(I like to think of my forum admins as crotchety old bastards see)

[Darth Turbogeek]

- Sneaking up behind you with a frying pan
- Stealing your chocolate
- is making out with Denise Milani
- is practicing Martial Artist fisting

[TheHolo.Net]

(I like to think of my forum admins as crotchety old bastards see)This describes me well.

[Kal Olorin]

*baking cake (not)

[Atreyu]

This describes me well.

EEEKKK! :eek

Help help we're being repressed!!!!

[TheHolo.Net]

This describes me well.

EEEKKK! :eek

Help help we're being repressed!!!!Location: Swinging the banhammer....look out!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*trying not to touch big red DOOM button... its... so... beautiful...

[TheHolo.Net]

<i>Has yet to see one he doesn't like</i>

:D

[Atreyu]

* Trying to chop down the tallest tree in the forest with ... A HERRING!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*dancing with the Stars

* renaming all your accounts "Mr. Wigglebottom"

[TheHolo.Net]

This is working out so well so far! :D:D:D:D:D!!!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

- Smoking Dagobah Green and eating Ewok skewers
- Dancing nude with Padme
- SILENCE! I KILL YOU!
- Off pod racing.... without a pod
- Giving Jar Jar Binks a lightsabre enema
- Using your email to send rude pictures to President Obama
- That's goooood squishie
They say his body is made of electrons and he can hack the Gibson. All we know, he's called SW-Fans

[Darth Turbogeek]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

I bet a bunch of guys are going to be wondering who Denise Milani is now :D

[TheHolo.Net]

Sounded okay to me... Then again, I'm drunk posting.

[Atreyu]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

I bet a bunch of guys are going to be wondering who Denise Milani is now :D

I know. :)

::downloads wallpaper::

January 30, 2009: A date that shall live in infamy - when Atreyu, Jedi Master, was accused of committing the heinous act of destroying Coruscant :cry

[Darth Turbogeek]

Sounded okay to me... Then again, I'm drunk posting.


:D

Actually I'm sure anyone who googles that name will get one HELL of a 38DDD surprise :D

[TheHolo.Net]

Sounded okay to me... Then again, I'm drunk posting.


:D

Actually I'm sure anyone who googles that name will get one HELL of a 38DDD surprise :D<i>Just did that</i> :eek :yum

[Atreyu]

Yeah it was like "Wow what a nice looking girsdfhdfkldhgdfhgdfjghdfjk boobies"

January 30, 2009: A date that shall live in infamy - when Atreyu, Jedi Master, was accused of committing the heinous act of destroying Coruscant :cry

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I'm thinking any sort of Invader Zim-isms will work quite well.

- Making room for the cupcakes
- Yes. Wait a minute... no
- I'm planning your moosey fate as we speak
- You have head-pidgeons





edit - BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS

[Morgan Evanar]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Mmmmmmm. Soul toast.
is cleaning his guns.
del C:\*.* /Q /F /A:S
is amazed at how nosy you are.
wonders how you don't have anything better to do.
is letting your Mom know how dirty your room is.
knows your secret shame and is sorry he does.
has fava beans and a nice chianti. It would go well with liver.

[Tear]

I bet a bunch of guys are going to be wondering who Denise Milani is now :D

That arched back isn't a pose. She's stuck like that.

As for the whos online Ummm..
Cake or Ban? (Do we have that one up already?)
*Edit* Watching the Watchmen.

[Liam Jinn]

- Accidentally deleting most of the board because I'm drunk.

I'll think of more after a few more beers.

[Darth Turbogeek]

- SW-Fans. Now with alcohol poisioning
- One scotch, One Boubon, one beer. Five pls.
- Is not the MCP. He is more evil
- Is able to google "Google" without destroying the Internet
- Has been to the End of the Internet. With your Mum
- OGRE SMASH!!!!!!!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

- Has been to the End of the Internet. With your Mum

THIS RIGHT HERE OH LORD THIS

[Darth Turbogeek]

- Has been to the End of the Internet. With your Mum
THIS RIGHT HERE OH LORD THIS

You sound liek your going to have the worlds biggest orgasm.

- SW-Fans. Making women wet since 1999

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well, Fans did go down on me once if you do recall.

Come to think of it, Fans has gone down on quite a few people over the years. What a dirty harlot.

[TheHolo.Net]

*Going down on all of you fairly often

:o

[Ilias Nytrau]

- dances with wofls

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

- No post for you!
- I look at you, and all I see is the ban button...
- I am not a drunk!

[Atreyu]

* ... has beaten the Internet - the end boss was hard.

January 30, 2009: A date that shall live in infamy - when Atreyu, Jedi Master, was accused of committing the heinous act of destroying Coruscant :cry

[TheHolo.Net]

<i>Thinks he should have posted this thread on a Friday last time too</i>

[Morgan Evanar]

Some more:
You're pretty when you cry.
got the powerup and won the game.
I love all the amendments, but my favorite is the fifth.
Welcome to SW-Fans. We're here to hit you.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I Just listened to that song, strangely enough.

[Morgan Evanar]

if anyone knows what the last line is a take on (and isn't SW-Fans.net) you can get a free title of almost your choice.

[Tear]

I Just listened to that song, strangely enough.

Good song. :dance

[Wei Wu Wei]

has UNLIMITED POWER!

Is your father. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[Xavier Synik]

I think I'm too sober for this thread at the moment... but here are a couple.

-Took the Blue Pill
-Little help?

[Darth Turbogeek]

Welcome to SW-Fans. We're here to hit on you and your mum

That works a bit better for me :D

[Darth Turbogeek]

- Is banging No 6.
- Having a pillow fight with Morgan Evanar
- Not feeling well. Too much blood in the alcohol system
- Asking a black guy for change
- Is stealing your condoms
- Disproving E=MC2
- Do I obey economic laws if I extract money by offering my body for sale,... — Then the political economist replies to me: You do not transgress my laws; but see what Cousin Ethics and Cousin Religion have to say about it. My political economic ethics and religion have nothing to reproach you with, but — But whom am I now to believe, political economy or ethics? — The ethics of political economy is acquisition, work, thrift, sobriety — but political economy promises to satisfy my needs. ... It stems from the very nature of estrangement that each sphere applies to me a different and opposite yardstick — ethics one and political economy another; for each is a specific estrangement of man and focuses attention on a particular field of estranged essential activity, and each stands in an estranged relation to the other.

[Stern]

takes monorail cat to work in the morning.
is poking holes in your condoms.
is replacing your birth control with sugar pills.
just can't quit you.
has a fever, and the only prescription for that fever is more cowbell.
that's what she said.

[Wei Wu Wei]

Is saving the ta-tas.

[Captain Untouchable]

- sent the asteroid that killed Bruce Willis
- they only cast Morgan Freeman as god because SW-Fans.net was busy
- is viewing: you, with nightvision goggles

[Lilaena De'Ville]

* All your base is belong to ME!

* Heads I win, tails you lose

[Xavier Synik]

- I see you seeing me seeing you
- Saving the world... AGAIN!
- What the deuce?

[Dasquian Belargic]

They only cast Morgan Freeman as god because SWFans.Net was too busy

^ My favorite so far :lol

[Emelie Shadowstar]

Free Bird!!!


...what?
Oh come on. I'm surprised no one beat me to it.

[Dasquian Belargic]

* is the reason Waldo is hiding.
* puts the pro in procrastinate.
* says, It’s not you, it’s me. I don’t like you.
* is the Walrus, goo goo gajoob!
* is gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.