Old Skool Alert!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Why g'day!

It's your old not so favorite rampage master and cooking utensil flaying Jedi Master dropping by to say HI THERE!!!!

Right, which one of you Sith wanna come git some?

* Draws out lightsabre and awaits *
:twak

DarthTurbogeek, Rebellion Warlord and Jedi Master of Arms, Turbogeek Member No. 1
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"Thisis my kitten, Darth Maul" "Your dogs are your weakness...your lack ofkittens is yours"

[MMU]

Oh Uncle Marcus :eee

[Thall]

:lol

Your sig is as crap as mine. :)

[Darth Turbogeek]

Oh Uncle Marcus :eee

*shakes leg *

What the HELL is this mechanical contraption and what is it doing humping my leg???? Dont you know who I am??????????????????

* looks at lightsabre *

WTF! Who drew a penis on my sabre with crayon???

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Wooo! :dance

Darth Turbogeek in da house! :eee

[Morgan Evanar]

You're banned.

[Dasquian Belargic]

You geeeeek. :rolleyes

[Atreyu]

Memberof the High Jedi Council

Hehe 'high' on what? :lol :p

[Darth Turbogeek]

Memberof the High Jedi Council

Hehe 'high' on what? :lol :p

Dagobah Green

[TheHolo.Net]

Dagobah GreenThis works as a location for my other thread. :evil

[Atreyu]

Memberof the High Jedi Council

Hehe 'high' on what? :lol :p

Dagobah Green

:lol probably explains a lot of the old Council's ... actions

January 30, 2009: A date that shall live in infamy - when Atreyu, Jedi Master, was accused of committing the heinous act of destroying Coruscant :cry

[Morgan Evanar]

You mean it explains all the pizza boxes.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

and cheetoh bags, empty hotpocket boxes, gas station burrito wrappers, hot tamales, existential writings (scirbbles), trip to the porn shop... I could go on :uhoh

[TheHolo.Net]

The truth as to why the Jedi where so lifeless back when Ogre was a TSE council member finally comes out!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Porn shop? Now where the hell was that on Dagobah?????

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well, there's one not two minutes down the road from me. I should've taken you when you were here. Alabama might not be Dagobah, but in the summer it's close enough!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Talk about debauchery and drugs in the Jedi Council, who remembers RP'ing sex on the Council table :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh oh! Not me! ... :(

So sorry I missed that. Anyone care to pass over the notes on said Council table shenanigans?

[TheHolo.Net]

<i>Raises hand</i>

Oh wait, I was a Sith...

<i>it still applies</i>

[Darth Turbogeek]

Oh oh! Not me! ... :(

So sorry I missed that. Anyone care to pass over the notes on said Council table shenanigans?

Master Yoghurt's seat never smelled the same ever since :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

does... not... paint... a purty... picture...

[Darth Turbogeek]

does... not... paint... a purty... picture...

AND WHAT DO YOU THINK MMU painted on the wall in crayon????

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Oh that? That's just umm... well...

See, it's a reinterpretation of... oh hell I dunno. But damn that's a huge dong, innit??

[Darth Turbogeek]

And how the hell did he draw Yoghurt with boobies on the roof? That one I cant figure out.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

that's the six million dollar question now, isn't it.

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Looks up at ceiling ::

It's also strangely.... arousing